my interpretation of astrology

astrology for pandas and occasionally people ~ intp | gemini noot noot

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people who don’t believe in aliens confuse me so much like you really think in all of space, which is infinite, we are the only planet with life on it. ok….

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(psst I don’t disagree with you about aliens but there is a finite amount of stuff in space. it’s very large but it’s finite. space is infinite in direction in the sense that if you travel for long enough, you’ll end up back where you started.)

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i don’t know what any of this means i’m a one direction blog

[joshpeck]

the one direction blog: Gemini, Aries, Sagittarius, Leo, Aquarius, Libra

the blog that knows about space: Cancer, Virgo, Pisces, Capricorn, Taurus, Scorpio

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i hate this i’m a pisces

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Signs on a cold day

Sits in front of the fire place: Cancer, Pisces, Libra

Grabs ten blankets: Virgo, Capricorn, Aquarius

Grabs some warm food: Sagittarius, Aries, Taurus

Does all of the above + netflix: Leo, Gemini, Scorpio

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reblog if you're an asshole

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[lovelyastrology]

The Gray Boxes: Libra, Sagittarius, Capricorn, Pisces, LEO, Virgo

The Blue Box: Aquarius, Scorpio, Aries, Cancer, Gemini, Taurus

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Last Things the Signs said to Me Pt. 2

Part 1 (x)

Aries: “The only reason I’m doing laundry is because I can’t find my clean underwear..”

Taurus: “Can I just say something? Okay- FUCK YOU I’LL SEE YOU AFTER SUMMER, BYE BITCH”

Gemini: “SHOULD I SMILE BECAUSE WE ARE FRIENDS OR CRY BECAUSE THAT IS ALL WE WILL EVER BE”

Cancer: “OKAY AFTER READING THAT CHAPTER I DIDN’T KNOW WHETHER I HAD TO PEE OR IF I WAS HORNY SHIT”

Leo: “Just admit that I’m right and then I’ll shut up, alright?”

Virgo: “I AM ON STRIKE FROM CHORES *five minutes later* I have to clean my room it’s really bugging me.” 

Libra: “YOU HAVE BEEN NOTICED, SENPAI”

Scorpio: “And where the fuck are you going? Get me my damn ice cream!”

Sagittarius: “How much are them horse masks because picture this- and hear me out- tiger onesie + Horse mask. *pauses for a moment* That’s the sound of your mind exploding.”

Capricorn: “You want me to kill you because you didn’t finish your project…? *sigh* well I at least need six virgin sacrifices- and no you cannot include yourself.”

Aquarius: “Hottie got a body”

Pisces: “When in doubt, pinky out!”

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the signs' first impressions

Check your moon sign!!

Aries (bad): temperamental, spontaneous

Aries (good): enthusiastic, adventurous, energetic

Taurus (bad): stubborn, insecure

Taurus (good): levelheaded, loyal, kind

Gemini (bad): selfish, impulsive

Gemini (good): intellectual, lively, generous

Cancer (bad): needy, moody

Cancer (good): sweet, genuine, affectionate

Leo (bad): abrasive, clingy

Leo (good): funny, charismatic, intelligent

Virgo (bad): rude, bitter

Virgo (good): well-grounded, smart, charming

Libra (bad): indecisive, overly emotional

Libra (good): fair, social, optimistic

Scorpio (bad): brooding, secretive

Scorpio (good): sympathetic, passionate, forgiving

Sagittarius (bad): aggressive, brutal

Sagittarius (good): independent, friendly, fun-loving

Capricorn (bad): serious, unemotional

Capricorn (good): authoritative, ambitious, empathetic

Aquarius (bad): hasty, detached

Aquarius (good): intuitive, independent, open-minded

Pisces (bad): absent-minded, lazy

Pisces (good): creative, smart, compassionate

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Lol NOT true. 

[classyastrology]

the fuck u doin let it be stupid ass

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the signs as things people have said in my group chat

Aries: can i fite ur stepdad

Taurus: my dick is bigger but ok

Gemini: im bad at video games and relationships

Cancer: for some reason i almost said im pregnant again

Leo: someone say something offensive so i can fight them

Virgo: i feel like this ladys a cougar

Libra: we love you even if you are an exotic dancer

Scorpio: that's all fine and dandy but please dont start using tumblrina unironically

Sagittarius: this is the best poop ive taken in awhile

Capricorn: no it literally isnt its a damn number you ass hat

Aquarius: hey dad remember when you watched lesbian porn on tv when i was two hahshabffhfsbfhdjghz

Pisces: this group chat makes me hungry for a block of salt

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the signs as shit i've heard at my high school

Aries: I'm in her ass.

Taurus: Blood clots came out of my nose.

Gemini: Bitch, I just fell down too!

Cancer: I say chewbacca on my bus.

Leo: Stop pulling on each other's hair! I know y'all like it rough, but damn!

Virgo: I have to take the biggest shit when I get home.

Libra: Just suck my ass! Please!!

Scorpio: You can live with only one kidney at any age.

Sagittarius: This is my son, Satan, and this is my other son, Jesus.

Capricorn: You can dance your ass off, but you can't color in a tree?!?

Aquarius: Pull out game DOES NOT WORK!

Pisces: What's up you big freakin' nerd?

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'shut up'

'no you shut up': aries, virgo, sagittarius

'thats impossible': leo, scorpio, libra

'okay sorry': cancer, pisces, taurus

'that just makes me want to talk more': gemini, capricorn, aquarius

[fishzodiac]

Honesty

brutally honest: SCORPIO, aries, sagittarius, aquarius, gemini

nicely honest: libra, virgo, taurus, capricorn

says what you wanna hear: PISCES, cancer, leo

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The Signs As Girlfriends

*CHECK YOUR MOON AND VENUS SIGNS TOO*

Aries: She’ll make fun of your quirks but secretly fucking adores them, she’ll stick by you through thick and thin but will give you a kick up the ass if you need it. If you’re not giving her enough attention/affection, trust me she will let you know. Like Aries boyfriends can get jealous easily but is less confrontational about it (you’ll know by her face and eyes)

Taurus: She’ll picture you’s two together in the future if you guys are committed. She takes commitment really seriously so if you get it you lucky bruh. She likes sensual things like food and massages but it could literally be as simple as a bag of chips and a back rub. If you promiseher your love you better mean it because she can get hella jealous and possessive.

Gemini: Much like Gemini boyfriends, the girlfriends can be super extroverted in their relationship, she will talk the ears off anyone who asks about you. She’ll be witty and sarcastic with you but in a charming manner and she’ll do things to get a reaction (for example, run off your phone). When it comes to emotions she wont like getting too deep and will probably try and talk her way out of the subject.

Cancer: She thinks A LOT and might worry a lot about the relationship cause she doesn’t want to fuck up so you might need to reassure her a good bit. She can get emotionally jealous and possessive sometimes but only cause her mind can trip her up a bit. She has such a lovely smile that’s simply contagious and she can make you feel so fucking safe and cared for, like she will always be there when you need to talk no matter what time it is. Great sense of humour (blushes at dirty jokes but secretly she fucking creates them lmao)

Leo: She’s the type that’ll make you look at life with excitement. Like a child she finds beauty and happiness in the simplest of things. She’s the type that will dance with you in the back garden at 2am with sparklers. Her laughter is infectious and she loooooooves to tease omg but she knows when you need affection and she’ll give it to you without hesitation. She’ll love to show you off as well like omg ‘’This is my partner and they’re the best person ever like look at this lil shit”

Virgo: SARCASTIC. AS. FUCK. Intellect is a big thing with this sign, if you’re boring her good luck getting some. She loves to be witty and smart assed around you. She’s not very touchy feely but will melt into hugs. She won’t always express her feelings, if you compliment her she’ll probably brush it off nonchalantly or make a witty comment but trust me she appreciates it and you probably just made her tummy do the spinny thing. If you ever get the chance to get into an emotional conversation with her cherish it cause they’re not very common.

Libra: She’ll watch rom coms and give out to you because you don’t do those things for her and then you’ll do them and she’ll be like “Ew cringeeee” but she’ll appreciate it a lot. She’s witty but doesn’t really use it unless she’s pissed off. She’s really caring and also really fair, you have to meet her halfway or she’s not gonna bother with you lol. She’d walk through hell to make you happy if she really cares about you but if you cross her she’ll walk back through hell to make sure karma kicks you in the face

Scorpio: In public she’s soo chill (think Rosa from Brooklyn nine-nine). She’s neither overly affectionate or completely affection-less, she’ll hold your hand and stuff. When it’s just you’s two, she can be really giggly and soooooo dirty minded whether you know about it or not omg. She’ll listen to your problems and try to help you through it. Look after her feelings tho, even though she might not show them, she feels deeply. Oh and if you ever want to slash someones tires she’s your girl.

Sagittarius: She’s the type to romanticise travelling, and she does it so well. Whether she wants to travel the world with you or just 5 miles, she loves to make plans. As a fire sign, she’ll be really fiery when she flirts, she could probably bring you to your knees tbh. She takes NO shit whatsoever so don’t even try to play her. She likes when you two play as a team rather than. She can get bored easily and needs to be occupied.

Capricorn: She’ll probably be hella quiet until you two get close enough for her to trust you with her personality. Not into public displays of affection and likes to keep relationships low key cause they know that people can be assholes. She’s like a living meme generator tbh and has suuuccch a dirty mind omg. Like Cap boyfriends, they keep so much heartbreaking stuff to themselves and rarely ever open up so if they open up to you feel blessed son.

Aquarius: Think of every eccentric disney female character. That is an Aqua girlfriend to a certain extent (depending on their moon). She will ferociously twerk to untwerkable songs and it’ll work??? like idk how it just does. She always tries to make the best of a bad situation and she’ll do the same with your problems. She’ll try to help you grow and develop mentally. She’ll be the one to text you at 3 am like “Babe do you think aliens are real?”. She’ll make really good jokes too (some can be offensive but not intentionally)

Pisces: She can be so aloof and sometimes she won’t actually hear what you’re saying because she’s too busy admiring you, she will love you whole heartedly. She’s so emotionally intelligent and can always tell when there’s something wrong with you SO DONT DENY IT because you will frustrate her and she can get nasty when frustrated. She’ll sit with you and talk about dreams and aspirations and she’ll be the one to encourage you to do whatever makes you happy. Don’t try to take advantage of her because she will know and you will pay.

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what the signs need to hear

aries: damn you guys need to open your eyes to what you have, realize the people who love you before they’re gone and your chance is gone. tell the girl you love her, or the boy. hold their anger in too much, need to learn how to let things out. best friends you will ever have if you get them to open up. will give you the world if they want you. can give up easily, but they are very sensitive. when they get hurt, they shut down. they want to escape. nice souls.

taurus: damn you guys need to realize that it is completely okay to reach out for help when you need it. very sweet souls but need to be more open to talking about emotions in general. always have good taste in music. someone you can text in the middle of the night if you’re having a hard time. don’t forget your worth and how much your life means to everyone and try not to get sucked into your emotions. talk to people. be open.

gemini: you guys need to stop putting up a hard shell just because you’re afraid of getting hurt. it’s okay to be gentle and caring right off the bat, not everyone you meet it going to hurt you, i promise. definitely one of the more funny signs and strongly opinionated. very sensitive and genuine people when you get to the core, emotional in a good way.

cancer: prone to making bad choices when hurt. need to learn to take care of themselves, but damn are they warriors, they fight through everything like it’s no big deal even if they’re dying inside. such beautiful souls with such kind hearts. they hold a lot of emotions in but they’re so full of love. they have stories you wouldn’t believe. need to be more optimistic about the future when they start getting upset. such kind souls. much love.

leo: listen up y’all, it’s okay to be insecure. it’s okay to be hurt. it’s okay to feel sad. let your pride down sometimes and just feel everything. your friends won’t leave you because you’re sad. you’re such sensitive little things and so authentic i love it. you want to be happy so bad that you keep on fighting like the lion you are and it’s great. it’s okay to break down sometimes and you gotta remember that. even lions have things to get through. you’ll be okay, but keep your chin up and remember things get better.

virgo; be yourself and be what you want, don’t let people get in the way of that, okay? i know how you guys want success, and to make people proud. but you have to let go sometimes to find out who you are. very determined little things you are. i’ve never met one of you that couldn’t make me laugh and you gotta hold onto that. you guys can be opinionated and you gotta tone it down sometimes but you guys are such a tough sign and people admire you.

libra: it’s okay to be unsure sometimes, you guys do so many things for other people that you forget that you exist and have needs too. please remember you deserve the world just as much as anyone else. one of the nicest signs in my opinion. very open to talk to literally anybody. also a very funny sign but sometimes can forget to tell people that you’re really not okay. please take care of yourselves.

scorpio: don’t let the anger consume you. sometimes you guys have a hard time letting go of things that you simply have no control over. the past is gone. you guys have very big hearts, even though you’re hesitant to show it. deep down you do have an emotional side and so much to say about everything. one of the best friends i’ve had tbh. can be worried of how people think of them resulting in maybe seeming “rude”, but they’re usually not.

sagittarius: i know you love some people so much, but you have to let them go. you guys love people so intensely and its admirable but sometimes it just gets you hurt. very sensitive sign honestly. they love being in love, they go looking for it too hard sometimes. let love come naturally and learn to focus on yourself. sometimes you hold grudges too long. basically just bad at letting go. need more confidence in yourselves and to be okay with being alone. you’re very lovable people, you just gotta believe it honestly.

capricorn: don’t be insecure or anxious about how people think of you. you’re a very admirable sign. definitely need to not choose people who hurt you when it comes to relationships. very sensitive sign. but also very unique and usually have something quirky (but adorable) about them. learn to be proud of yourselves for who you are b/c you guys are some creative mother fuckers. learn to love yourselves more.

aquarius: sometimes you guys can be kind of blunt and hurt people, so be sure to watch that. very sensitive individuals though, and very good listeners. always down to help people. make sure not to get lost in your emotions too much and go with the flow. usually very attractive people in this sign and while beautiful, they have a very big heart as well. your emotions and vibe in general attracts people.

pisces: try not to let your thoughts consume you, i know how you guys get. you’re really great people, and always give great advice. your emotions are not a bad thing and you need to be nice to yourself when it comes to that. don’t let people hurt you, and learn to stand up for yourself. you guys have very big hearts and you’re probably the friendliest sign. people can come to you for anything and i admire that you’re always willing to help

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The sign’s pet peeves

Aires: complainers, up tightness, bossy people, being ignored, fakeness, lateness, people with small strides when walking, lines.

Taurus: braggers, bad food, public speaking, stupid people, being the subject of jokes, exercise, pushovers, being surprised.

Gemini: people reading over their shoulders, slow walkers, being talked over, not being taken seriously, not getting to talk, being called fake, getting called out, not getting attention.

Cancer: people that pretend to not have feelings, people that are mean to their friends or family, people that decline help, heat, violence, sloppy people, show offs.

Leo: people that think they’re better than them, church, being cold, prudes, criticism, losing, cheap people, mooches, bad senses of humor, bad weather, not having plans.

Virgo: unorganized things, people that don’t try, whining, unrequited advice, controlling people, curious people, snobby people, small minded people, people without goals.

Libra: people who cant express feelings, argumentative people, when things are unfair, negative people, not being valued, being excluded, homework on weekends, people who cut lines.

Scorpio: intrusiveness, people without willpower, bad lovers, trendy people, people without passion, people who ramble.

Sagittarius: slow walkers, loud breathers, hearing people breathe, uneven things, bad movies, nosy people, broken promises, clingy people, materialistic people, fake people, bad movies.

Capricorn: people copying their schoolwork, lazy people, people humming patriotic music, unnecessary shrieking, people that carry around empty water bottles filled with fruit, people who agree too much, people who apologize too much, people in general.

Aquarius: bland people, narrow minded people, hypocrisy, show offs, authority figures, lack of courtesy, judgment, lack of personal space, people who sugarcoat the truth, kiss ups, telemarketers.

Pisces: sarcasm, selfish people, stereotypes, not having alone time, people who can’t be serious, surprises, narrow mindedness, slow drivers, loud people, being called over emotional.

(check sun and moon, these are based on my friends who told me theirs)

[perkiwinkle]

why you should forgive the signs

Aries: every time you screw up they forgive you, they never hold a grudge and you shouldn’t either, they’ve looked past your mistakes and you should do the same.

Taurus: they genuinely thought they were doing the right thing, even though they screwed up they were filled with good intention and thought they were doing what was best, they’ve always stuck by you

Gemini: they know they messed things up and they want to fix things, they didn’t think about how their actions would affect others and they regret what they’ve done.

Cancer: they’re still trying to forgive themselves and chances are they’ve apologized a thousand times, they want things to be the way they used to

Leo: they value your relationship with them too much to let it go so easily, they don’t want to lose you.

Virgo: they’ll work as hard as they can to mend the broken relationship, they want to fix things and are willing to do anything to do so

Libra: it upset them too much to confront the issue, they thought if they ignored it, it would go away. they didn’t want to have to acknowledge the fact that there was an issue because they wanted everything to be okay

Scorpio: they won’t make the same mistake twice, they’ve learned from it. they acted on emotions and didn’t think things through when dealing with the conflict

Sagittarius: they didn’t realize they were hurting you, and they were too afraid to tell you how they were actually feeling

Capricorn: they’ve supported you and stuck by your side through thick and thin, they’re your rock and it took everything they had to admit they screwed up

Aquarius: sometimes they get overwhelmed with emotion that they aren’t comfortable expressing, and do things out of character. they didn’t know how to cope with the problem properly

Pisces: they’ve always accepted you for who you are, all they want is for you to be happy and they understand what they did was wrong

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The signs as gazing...

Star-gazing: Aries, Gemini, Leo, Virgo, Scorpio, Pisces. Cloud-gazing: Taurus, Cancer, Libra, Sagittarius, Capricorn, Aquarius.

[weird-astrology]

signs that have lots in common with other signs

aries + gemini - you are both balls of pure energy. you two can also be very impulsive and your energies are scattered. you both also have big, warm hearts. you both tend to be rebellious and airy in situations. people deem you as intimidating and alarming when trying to pry yourself from a bad situation. you are both the wittiest, the most strong-minded and most vivid zodiac signs.

taurus + sagittarius - you are both reserved and very resilient people. when you make up your minds, it’s usually final and you both stand your ground. you two are also very prone to swear, with friends or in any given situation. you both also have a love of travelling and are very exotic and fun signs to be with. you both are the most confident signs in the zodiac, and the most alluring.

leo + pisces - you both are very welcoming people and both very good-natured too. you are both also the most romantic signs in the zodiac, and also the most . people envy you both for your strong wills and generosity. you both tend to get involved with love very rapidly and tend to lie for the greater good. you are both the most serene signs in the zodiac.

virgo + scorpio - you are both the most volatile signs of the zodiac. you both don’t stand for people’s bullshit, and tend to build walls against people because of this. you are both typically introverted, until the right person comes by, then you will both have hearts of gold and be extremely loyal and happy. you both are typically the most sociable people to be around or the quietest, there is never an in-between. people envy you both for your willpower and flexibility.

libra + cancer - you are both one of the most coziest signs to be around, and the most sociable signs too. you both love to make people feel at home, but turn unhappy when you can’t make a person feel that way. you are both prone to having bad relationships with the wrong people, and that may lead to your downfalls, but you get back up on your feet very fast with friendly support. 

capricorn + aquarius - you two are the most hardworking signs in the zodiac, and also the most manipulating signs. you both tend to run back and forth to people and are prone to mood swings. you both also do good with academics and tend to ace perfect scores on tests, assessments and homework. you both are extremely materialistic and will do anything to get what you want, which makes you both the darkest signs in the zodiac.

[rosemagik]

Concepts for the Signs

Aries concept: me, feeling the kind of overwhelming love and peace i’ve only ever felt in dreams. i pinch myself. it’s real

Taurus concept: me, waking up on a mountainside, surrounded by flowers. a river flows nearby. my responsibilities are nowhere to be seen

Gemini concept: the moon has never been bigger than it is tonight. i climb out onto the roof. she is close enough to kiss

Cancer concept: me, sailing through the milky way with many-coloured stars caught in my hair. there’s no pain up here, only laughter and peace

Leo concept: my wings carry me higher and higher and i watch the world become smaller and smaller

Virgo concept: i have been sleeping for years. in my dreams i have lived a thousand lives, learned a thousand things, and now i am ready to wake

Libra concept: it’s like a lifelong winter in my mind suddenly thaws, and i smile like a blooming flower on the first day of spring

Scorpio concept: me, swimming amongst the stars. their iridescent light fills me with a sense of peace i didn’t know i was capable of. my fingers are covered in starlight

Sagittarius concept: me, lying in a field of many, many flowers. daisies grow through the cracks in my body. i’ll be okay

Capricorn concept: me, removing the melancholy parts of my mind and putting it all aside for a while. i dance and climb trees and sing and run around with boundless energy

Aquarius concept: me, laying on a hillside, far away from everything i know. waiting for nothing. i have all the time in the world

Pisces concept: me, loved eternally by the wind and the rain and the grass and the moon and the sun and the earth and the sky and the stars

All credits to the author of the concepts: @conceptualsolitude

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