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Dad for One from One for All's perspective as an incredibly distressed ghost
Bonus:
Search History
The OM cast's search Histories would be hilarious, most of these are connected. Please add your own in the comments.
Lucifer
How to make my siblings shut up
How much caffeine can a demon consume before overdose
what is "rizz"
What do humans like to eat?
What does "fruity" mean in human terms?
why is our human passing out?
how to get rid of an immortal sorcerer
What is this "Trump x Elon" my human refers to?
Most efficient way to gouge my eyes out.
How to tell if my human is ok?
how many pages should an essay about keeping my human in the Devildom due to increasing political hostility in the human realm?
Mammon
Why is my human staring into space for hours at a time?
how to hide coffee from my stronger older brother?
How to spell goregeus
How much do humans need to sleep?
why is my human talkin nonsense?
what is "brainrot"?
How to make my younger brother touch grass
How to make a human smile
How to convince the demon prince that a human should stay in the Devildom?
Leviathan
How to explain internet terms to my older brothers
how to make my brother stop dragging me outside to touch grass
Stardew Valley Alien Easter Egg
Chainsaw Man movie release date
Anime cons near me
What games do normies play?
can a sheep hold a controller?
how many tissue boxes will a human need after watching Nana?
How to get my scumbag brother to pay me back?
Satan
Cat café's near me
what's 69 and why do my brothers keep referring to it?
Eyeball bleach
Best way to keep my cursed tomes away from humans?
2 pints of fake blood
How to summon Edgar Allen Poe and get the next August Dupin murder mystery.
why are my siblings stupid?
is there a cure for stupidity?
Asmodeus
How to tell my brother's their gay
gentlest way to explain kinks to my easily angered brother
Where can I find if my hookup is Married?
Reverse image search
What kind of plastic tub should I use when discarding a body
Human safe perfume
Is it normal for humans to say "smash" instead of going insane after seeing a demon's true form?
Human therapist near me.
Beel
How long do humans sleep compared to sloth demons
how much is a human supposed to eat?
can humans have arsenic?
is the ocean a soup?
why do humans say weird things?
Belphegor
How to make a human forgive me for murdering them?
How fragile are humans?
How long do humans hold grudges?
Why does God?
Bonus; Mc
How much sedative does it take to put a high ranking fallen angel to sleep?
Is russian roulette legal in the Devildom and how do I stop my demon from playing?
How to make my demon slow down so I can hear what anime he's talking about?
Satan candid cat petting photos
How to stop my demon from getting horny every time I speak?
Do gluttony demons ever feel full?
How to forgive someone for killing me
Obey me reaction to MC who has no problem showing affection
Request by @scr0lling4days0nend ^^
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✧.* - Lucifer nearly choked the first time you kissed his cheek in passing, humming cheerfully as though it were nothing. His composure cracked for just a moment, eyes widening before he schooled his features. “You’re… bold.” But the truth was, every little touch you gave him—hand on his arm, forehead against his shoulder—chipped away at his walls. He pretended to sigh whenever you hugged him out of nowhere, yet his hand always lingered at your back, steady and warm. When you laughed and told him you just liked showing affection, no matter the label, his lips curved into a rare, fond smile. “Then show it as much as you like. I’ll take all you’ll give.”
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✧.* - Mammon practically combusted the first time you laced your fingers with his, swinging your hands while you walked together like it was the most normal thing in the world. “W-wha—MC!! You can’t just—people will think—!” His sputtering only grew worse when you leaned against him casually, head resting on his shoulder, or pressed a quick kiss to his temple like it meant nothing. But the more you did it, the more addicted he became to your touch. “Ya can’t just do that and act like it ain’t a big deal,” he grumbled one night, face flaming red. But when you smiled up at him, his heart gave in. “…Tch. Fine. Just… don’t stop, okay?”
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✧.* - Satan raised a brow when you kissed his hand absentmindedly while reading beside him, then went right back to your book as if nothing happened. “You… do that often, don’t you?” he asked, voice tinged with amusement. He quickly realized affection for you was like breathing—completely natural. You hugged him as easily as you passed him a cup of tea, stroked his hair while he read, leaned into his shoulder with a fond sigh. And though he teased you at first, he began craving it, waiting for each small gesture with quiet anticipation. One evening, when you kissed his temple before bed, he smiled into his book. “Your love… it makes the world feel softer.”
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✧.* - Beel blinked in surprise the first time you fed him a bite of your food without hesitation, smiling warmly when he accepted. Then, you leaned your head on his shoulder mid-meal, humming softly as if it were second nature. “You… really like being close, don’t you?” His voice was gentle, touched with awe. Soon, your constant affection became something he treasured—your hugs soothed his hunger in a way food never could. Every hand squeeze, every forehead press, reminded him he wasn’t alone. One day, when you kissed his cheek after a workout, he smiled shyly. “You give love so easily… it makes me feel full in the best way.”
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✧.* - Belphie raised a brow when you climbed onto his lap without hesitation, curling against him as though you belonged there. “You’re awfully clingy,” he teased, though his smirk softened when you only hummed happily, arms tight around him. At first, he thought you were messing with him—but then he realized, no, this was just how you loved. Every forehead kiss, every sleepy hug, was genuine. It made his chest ache in a way he couldn’t put into words. So he stopped teasing and simply pulled you closer whenever you came. “If you’re gonna love so recklessly,” he murmured one night as you dozed against him, “then let me be greedy. Stay right here with me.”
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✧.* - Levi nearly had a heart attack when you climbed into his beanbag uninvited, curling up right against him mid-anime marathon. “M-MC?! Th-that’s—th-that’s way too close!” His entire face turned crimson when you wrapped your arms around him like a plushie, humming happily, as though it wasn’t romantic at all. At first, he couldn’t process it—why would anyone want to be that close to him? But your natural warmth, your sincerity, slowly sank in. Eventually, he stopped pulling away, letting you drape over him as you pleased. “You’re like… like Ruri-chan when she loves everyone,” he muttered shyly. Then, quieter: “Don’t ever stop loving me like this. Please.”
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✧.* - Asmo gasped dramatically when you tucked a strand of hair behind his ear, pressing a soft kiss to his cheek like it was the most natural thing in the world. “Darling! You’re spoiling me!” He absolutely adored every hug, every kiss, every casual brush of your hand against his. At first, he saw it as affirmation of his charm—but then he realized it wasn’t about him being irresistible. It was simply who you were: a person who loved with abandon. That realization made his heart ache in the sweetest way. “You don’t even realize how dangerous this is, do you?” he murmured one night, holding you close. “Because now… I’ll never let you go.”
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✧.* - Simeon’s heart warmed instantly when you hugged him out of nowhere during a quiet walk, your smile soft and radiant. “Oh, MC… you love so freely.” He saw every casual kiss to his cheek, every hand you held, as a reflection of your pure heart. It reminded him of the Father’s love—boundless, without condition. Every gesture only deepened the tenderness he felt for you. One evening, when you rested your head against his shoulder, he placed a hand over yours gently. “Your love is a blessing. To receive it, no matter the form, is something I’ll cherish forever.”
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✧.* - Solomon chuckled the first time you casually kissed his hand mid-conversation, as if it were the most natural thing. “Careful, MC… gestures like that could be mistaken for love.” But when you only laughed and did it again, he realized you truly meant it as simple affection—and it made him melt. He wasn’t used to unconditional love; it disarmed him. Soon, he started leaning into your casual touches, brushing your hair back just so he could feel the warmth of your hand when you fixed it again. “You don’t even realize how dangerous you are to me,” he murmured one night with a rare softness. “I think you’ve already bewitched me.”
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✧.* - Diavolo was stunned the first time you hugged him in front of the entire council chamber, smiling warmly as though it were nothing. “MC… you’re so unafraid.” His deep laugh followed, genuine and touched. No one treated him this way—not as a prince, not as a ruler, but simply as a man. Every time you held his hand or pressed a casual kiss to his cheek, his heart soared. He adored your fearlessness, your openness. One evening, when you flung your arms around him without hesitation, he held you close, almost too tightly. “Never change, MC. Your love is the greatest gift I’ve ever received.”
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✧.* - Barbatos almost dropped a teacup the first time you kissed his cheek after thanking him for his service, your smile innocent but glowing. “MC… that was… unexpected.” Yet the soft warmth that bloomed in his chest stayed long after. He grew used to the way you brushed your hand against his, tugged lightly at his sleeve, or leaned against him while he baked. Though reserved, he found himself looking forward to your every little gesture, secretly cherishing them. Once, when you hugged him from behind while he cooked, he murmured quietly, “Your affection is boundless… and I find myself hoping it will never end.”
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✧.* - Mephisto nearly choked on his tea the first time you kissed his cheek in the middle of a heated debate. “MC! Are you mocking me?!” But when you only smiled, he realized you weren’t teasing—you were simply being you. Every casual gesture infuriated and flustered him in equal measure. He’d bark at you to stop, but secretly long for the next time you’d take his hand or lean against him mid-conversation. One day, after you hugged him tightly, he froze… then sighed, relenting. “…You’re insufferable. But damn it, don’t stop.”
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✧.* - Luke sputtered the first time you ruffled his hair affectionately, scowling as his cheeks burned. “MC! I’m not a kid!” But when you only laughed and kept showing affection, he secretly basked in it. Though he’d never admit it out loud, he craved that warmth—it reminded him of family, of safety. Every time you patted his head, his heart felt lighter. Eventually, he started leaning into your touches, though still grumbling. “…Fine. But only you’re allowed, okay? Don’t tell the others.”
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✧.* - Raphael blinked when you casually hugged him from behind while he was polishing his spear. “MC… that is not wise.” His tone was serious, but the faintest flush betrayed him. He wasn’t used to casual affection, yet he found himself unable to resist it when it came from you. Your kisses, your hand squeezes, your cheerful hugs—each one chipped away at his stoicism. One day, when you linked your arm through his, he murmured softly, almost reluctantly, “Your heart is… overwhelming. But… I think I need it.”
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✧.* - Thirteen raised a brow when you hugged her tightly after she returned from reaping, her scythe still in hand. “You’re awfully touchy for someone who knows what I do.” But when you only grinned and pressed a kiss to her temple, she laughed—loud, startled, and real. She wasn’t used to love without hesitation, and it shook her in ways she couldn’t explain. Still, she secretly adored every hug, every cheek kiss, every tug at her sleeve. One night, when you linked your pinky with hers, she smirked, voice softer than usual. “If you’re gonna give your love so easily… don’t be surprised if I keep it all to myself.”
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I want to sit on Diavolo’s face so fucking bad
Nsfw ♛
Same nonnie, same <3
Diavolo himself wants you to sit on his face so fucking bad!!- it’s the first thing he insists on doing to ‘get you ready for his cock’.
He lays down on the bed and practically drags your body up to his face, desperate to get his mouth on you. Now don’t insult him by trying to hover or keep your weight off of him. Sit. On. His. Face.
If you still try to hold yourself up a bit, Diavolo will wraps his arms around your legs, fingers digging into your soft thighs and pull you down until your full weight is on him!!! He’ll be fine-
Eats you out like he’s starved-
Alternating between licking long, fat strips along your pussy getting as much of your slick as he can into his mouth to sucking harshly on your clit. It’s all sloppy as Diavolo practically makes out with your cunt, gently rocking your hips in time with his tongue.
Tests what you like more and then repeats that over and over until you’re a mess!! moaning ‘n whining his name, grabbing his hair just to ground yourself a bit and feeling him moan vibrate against your cult when you do-
He’ll be watching you the whole time too, eyes starring up at you so intensity it’s like he’s trying to burn your body into him mind. Especially when you cum all over his face- ‘so gorgeous when you’re lost in pleasure~’
Trying desperately to squirm away as he keeps your body in place, licking up every drop of your cum and then some.
You’re reminded of his slightly terrifying demonic strength when he won’t let you up….he doesn’t stop you with words, he just nips at the inside of your thigh as a warning and holds you down….his tongue almost lazily circling your clit to hear you cry out some more…
You’ll have to be crying from overstimulation or yank at his hair to get him to take his mouth off you- and even then he still doesn’t want to let you go…yet.
Diavolo who...
Diavolo who…cherishes you more than any title or jewel. He’s never really cared for his material possessions. They could never bring him what he truly wanted. In actuality, his status and wealth just made it harder for him to form true relationships. Then, you came along and disrupted all of that. You provide him genuine companionship that he wouldn’t trade for anything.
Diavolo who…considers running away for you. The thought had frequently crossed his mind, mostly as a joking last resort when Barbatos adds more paperwork to his already mountainous stack. The reality of your short lifespan and the limited amount of time he can give you in a day are the only two factors that genuinely make him consider abandoning it all. He keeps that little fantasy tucked away deep in his heart, though.
Diavolo who…vows to change the rules of the universe itself for you. Because he can’t run away with you, he simply won’t let you die. He can’t. He doesn’t care what it takes. He doesn’t care if it shatters the fragile peace with the Celestial Realm he’s been working on building for his entire life. Anything it takes for you.
Diavolo who…slumps against you after a hard day. He doesn’t realize how big he is. It’s like a Great Dane lying on a chihuahua, but you can’t find it in yourself to push him off. He’s so exhausted, and he’s surprisingly comfortable. At least you’d die happy like this.
Barbatos: *struggles to comprehend how his beloved human, with just a gentle touch and a simple gaze, could so effortlessly stir such strong emotions within him. Now, he's finding it increasingly difficult to concentrate on his work and wishes for the day to end as soon as possible*
Lucifer and Diavolo: ...
Lucifer: Isn't he supposed to be on his honeymoon?
Diavolo: I don't know. He insisted to work today.
Lucifer: ...
Lucifer: You're making him miserable.
Diavolo: ...
Diavolo: *chuckles* I'm honestly bitter about the fact that the MC chose him. So, let me at least amuse myself.
Lucifer: ...
Lucifer: And I'm guessing you asked MC to make things even more difficult for him.
Diavolo: I only asked them to be extremely gentle with Barbatos before he left for work.
Lucifer: ...
Lucifer: You demon.
Diavolo: *laughs*
The Gang React to You Falling Asleep on Them
Lucifer
*deep sigh that speaks volumes to how difficult it is for this man to get any sleep, and here you are, conked out on his shoulder...*
If you don't wake up within a few minutes, he'll have no choice but to move. He is not the sort to be so sentimental that he can't bear the thought of disturbing your precious sleeping face. Of course, he won't be an asshole about it; he'll be careful and try not to wake you up. He might even drape his jacket over you for your nap.
But only if he doesn't need it.
Mammon
"Hey, my arm's gettin' a little stiff, can I just-- ...ah."
Oh. Ah. Alright. Cool. This is happening. Hmm. Damn. Not super comfortable, and it's kinda inconvenient to be trapped here, but, pshh, what's he supposed to do, wake up a sleeping human? He's heard that can lead to...cardiac arrest, or something. He ain't gonna murder you just to move a little sooner.
You did not just start snuggling him in your sleep. Did Mammon score today or did he score today? Too bad his arm's starting to fall asleep, but, well, nothin' in life is free.
Leviathan
"What...? WHAAAAAAT?" (But only in his brain. He doesn't want to wake you up. Mammon says that can lead to cardiac arrest in humans.)
He's pretty sure he's the one who's going to keel over from heart problems at this rate. He hadn't even realized you were getting sleepy. Are you bored watching him tackle this single-player old school RPG? Did you hate it all this time and you never even mentioned it?! Why is your face so close?! Do you not have any idea the kind of mental torture you're putting him through right now?!
Deep breaths, Levi. Deep breaths. This happens in anime all the time. It's...usually a good thing! It means that the main character and their love interest are tripping all the right flags, and... and how long is this scene going to last? Those scenes almost always end with the two still on the couch, then they skip to the next day or something. How long is he going to have to just sit here... suffering...?
After about ten minutes, he's reached his limit and he gently shakes you awake. He is so embarrassed that he insists you go to bed now, and he will not take no for an answer. Good night. Goodbye. *door slams*
AAAAHHHHHHHHH.
Satan
"Hm? Have you been getting enough sleep...?"
Satan would be very pleased with the situation, though probably less intensely excited than Mammon. He'll make whatever small adjustment is necessary for his comfort, then settle in and read for as long as it takes you to wake up. He feels very warm and fuzzy. It's nice. Hopefully you do this more often. But he should really ask you about your sleep schedule. Levi must be forcing you to stay awake too often.
Asmodeus
"Aww, aren't you adorable?"
This is precious. He needs to document it. As soon as he realizes what's happening, he'll carefully pull out his D.D.D., making sure not to wake you up, and start snapping pics. A few of you, a few dozen selfies with you, a few with him pretending to be asleep too, and then a perfect shot of him kissing your forehead. Grammable as fuck.
Er... is that drool he can see in one of those photos? ...You're going to have to wake up. You can't just drool on his brand-name jacket.
Beelzebub
"Oh."
He's used to people falling asleep on him, so this doesn't really throw him for much of a loop. However, he's a bit more careful of waking you up. He knows that if he wakes Belphie, he'll just fall back asleep within a few seconds, but you're not quite so adaptable. So he'll do his best to stay quiet and not move much.
But no matter how hard he tries, he's never going to be able to turn off his stomach. You'll probably wake up with a start as his stomach roars at you about twenty inches from your face.
Belphegor
"...zzzz..."
Who are we kidding, we all know he was asleep first. Probably, he's the reason you fell asleep so easily. He's soft and warm, perfect for drifting off to dreamland...
Diavolo
"Very bold! You really are astonishingly brave."
It's not every day someone has the stones to fall asleep in his presence, let alone fall asleep and use him as some sort of glorified pillow. What a nice change of pace.
He'll continue doing whatever it is he was doing before, but he is a busy demon, running the Devildom and all. He'll slowly and carefully extricate himself when it's time to move, then have Barbatos bring you a blanket and prepare some tea for when you wake up.
Barbatos
"Humans are awfully needy creatures, aren't they."
He can't help but chuckle. You just pass out during the middle of the day? Then again, it's possible you're probably not entirely well. He'll have to disturb the young master to ask what sort of accommodations to make for you. Of course, he's sure Diavolo won't mind. But it's irresponsible to let yourself drift off like this in the castle of the king of the demons, isn't it? This isn't a resort.
Sleep well, human.
Solomon
"You're just looking cute on purpose now, aren't you?"
Oh well! Looks like he's stuck here for now. Too bad. He'll smile, put an arm around you, kick his feet up, and settle in for the long haul. Hopefully you're able to get a good, solid nap in.
Most likely, you both will. He'll pass out too within ten minutes, give or take.
Simeon
"Oh- shh. There, there."
Well, if you aren't adorable... You must be so tired. He's glad you feel so at ease with him that you let yourself fall asleep, and you certainly look cute, but he's also a little concerned that you're this tired. He'll patiently wait for you to wake up. Then he'll make you some tea and gently remind you to take better care of your health.
Luke
"Eh...?! Hey! ...WAKE UP!"
How tired are you?! You need to get better sleep! Sheesh, you need to be more careful too. You almost crushed him.
all of the kickstarter emails compiled !!!
do any of you guys remember that sculpture of theseus & the minotaur that lowkey looks like theseus is riding the minotaur like his life depends on it
this one?
Is the lowkey in the room with us?
4a for Garrus in the Expressions Meme?
First one up!
Thank you!!!
My skull studies slowly turned into sassy Yorick studies
So Yorick rolled out?
Yorickrolled?
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>:|
ME2 really gives the vibe that Garrus is out here just. chugging energy drinks and thinkin’ bout Vengeance and Sniping and maybe flexibility without a single moment of rest. No time for sleep, Shepard, it can wait a minute, he’s gotta calibrate-
(cue “CALIBRATE THIS” and him promptly getting hogtied and forced into bed)
Bonus:
Shalikarian Cultural Misunderstanding #4269: Pocky Day
I wonder who informed them of the Important Human Cultural Celebration: Pocky Day?
Wonder even more how the phrase “humans share pocky intimately, with their mouths” could be misunderstood. Wonder extra hard how pocky-based internet search results could lead one to a very confidently incorrect conclusion…
POCKY!
Husk's secret weapon
@dealwithadeer ayo check this out