It’s Wumbology.

Vampires. That’s it. That’s the blog.

[xxsapphiresirenxx]

(っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ 𝒪𝓌𝓁𝒷𝑒𝒶𝓇 𝒞𝓊𝒷 - 𝒫𝒶𝓇𝓉 𝟣♥

[silver-horse]

found this gem on reddit

[generalvoidobject]

Astarion, you little pompous shit.

I fucking love you!

[riza-hawks-eye]

[le-cat-nipp]

Astarion, after drinking mc blood:

[alexkhodja]

[pjenn-deactivated20240306]

(Spoilers) Astarion’s ACT1 scene descriptions

The game files contain brief text-descriptions for almost every scene. For those interested, I’m sharing some of Astarion’s scenes (spoilers from ACT1 of course). These are all scenes already included in EA, no spoilers for future content.

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[achesspiece]

I have a handsome vampire boyfriend no you guys don't know him he goes to a different castle

[nylloth-deactivated20230512]

“a favor”

[engferth-deactivated20230520]

“Are you sure we have to find this druid? Can’t we just enjoy the party instead? Wretched as they are, goblins do steal good wine.”

[simplyastarion]

“It doesn’t happen.”

Original.

[astroquarius]

I’ve been thinking about this for a while this is perfect

[kota-stoker]

Down, down, down by the river there are two non-swimmers doing stupid things. Because I don’t need a reason other than “it comforts me”.

[tenaya-pyweack]

You know, I haven’t even seen this movie in 20 years, and I figured that someone else would make this joke by now.  It’s what I thought of immediately.  Maybe I’m just old.

[baldurians-deactivated20230226]

Astarion is a friend. We owe him our loyalty.

[nylloth-deactivated20230512]

[leopardmuffinxo]

you make me feel things I didn’t believe in anymore

[shyvioletme]

Astarion scaring off my BABY