I Like Chess

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hear me out: the e file of a chess board

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just had a nightmare I got moved to e9

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knightmare....

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just had a nightmare I got moved to e9

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Awoo got a new boyfriend so they went killing

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just invented competitive chess, it will involve a rating system and perhaps tournaments, but all of this is just ideas and open to debate

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every time i open the front door there are a million problems that assault me but i say no thank you and they legally have to leave me alone

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now draw him doing the king's indian attack and blundering a bishop

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fide just added a rule that players have to kiss for 5 seconds minimum before each chess match

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mitch mcconnell's silence on 1. e4 is deafening

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being stuffiegender is so cool i get to just be squeezed and hugged by friends and it's gender affirming

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would you love me if i was a chess knight

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no one talks about how hard it is to only be worth 3 points... do you know how often i get sacrificed...? knight for rook, knight for queen, knight for... fucking, tempo... it hurts...

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charcuterie boards and chess boards have a lot in common

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listening and learning

Whirligig beetle - Wikipedia

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had an appointment with my hormone doctor and got a referral to a surgeon for breast reduction \o/

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saddest story in 4 characters: Be7#

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*wistful sigh* i miss when i was younger and my biggest problem was deciding which of my usurpers should meet the guillotine that week *holds head in hands, visibly shaking* now i have to do things like regularly vacuum and laundry

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My liege the windows are dirty

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i sentence the windows to the rack