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are you dating anyone?
absolutely not
i turned 19 today
yuh iâm rlly living my best life ⊠this bitch is going to one of the best unis in the uk to study a PRESTIGE course, my body is SNATCHED, my skin is glowy and my hair is healthyâŠ..excuse my pretentiousness but iâm so smug rn !!!!
+++ since getting into w*rwick iâm likeâŠso chilled. o u mad at me? cool im going to my dream uni. who is anxiety? i donât know her
oh yeah here it is. a boy was just mean to me and now iâm sobbing in bed
yuh iâm rlly living my best life ⊠this bitch is going to one of the best unis in the uk to study a PRESTIGE course, my body is SNATCHED, my skin is glowy and my hair is healthyâŠ..excuse my pretentiousness but iâm so smug rn !!!!
+++ since getting into w*rwick iâm like...so chilled. o u mad at me? cool im going to my dream uni. who is anxiety? i donât know her
yuh iâm rlly living my best life ... this bitch is going to one of the best unis in the uk to study a PRESTIGE course, my body is SNATCHED, my skin is glowy and my hair is healthy.....excuse my pretentiousness but iâm so smug rn !!!!
i got into my first choice uni to do my dream course im soooo fucking happy đ€đ€đ€đ€đ€đ€đ€
Naturally...
aries: naturally optimistic taurus: naturally patient gemini: naturally friendly cancer: naturally reliable leo: naturally attentive virgo: naturally maternal libra: naturally helpful scorpio: naturally caring sagittarius: naturally spontaneous capricorn: naturally intelligent aquarius: naturally humorous pisces: naturally hopeful
fuck summer i want it to be dark and misty and frigid and october
The Rising Signs
Aries rising:Â You are active, confident, adventurous, voluntary, and sometimes you tend to have accidents. Proud of your independence, it is difficult for you to get settled.
Taurus rising:Â You are obstinate, warm, you seek safety and you change slowly. There is something reassuring in your presence, but you donât open easily.
Gemini rising:Â You are loquacious, emotional, funny, youâre however easily bored , maybe you also do insomnia. You collect information quickly, you react quickly, and your adaptability is great.
Cancer rising:Â You are of a changing mood, you are sensitive, imaginative, wise and protective. You like safety, comfort, your home and look after others. Your feelings are still deep.
Leo rising:Â You like to have fun, you are wellvieillant (???), charismatic and friendly. You cannot stand not being noticed. You do your best to give yourself the image of a light and confident heart. People appreciate your presence.
Virgo rising:Â You have the practical sense, you are master of yourself, nervous and considerate. You are also clear and fast, you can discuss any topic, and you are an observer.
Libra rising:Â You are full of tact, easygoing, and friendly, but you would do anything to avoid a conflict. You can not stand being in a hostile environment. You also have the artistic fiber, you are attractive.
Scorpio rising:Â Your intense eyes and your irresistible manners attract people. You are secret, magnetic and sexy. You are also a fighter who takes the reins in times of crisis. You have the will and opportunity to transform yourself, both internally and externally. You can completely change your facets from one person to another.
Sagitatrius rising: You are extrovert, independent, optimistic, restless and reckless. In your search for a life of communication, you travel as much as possible and you can settle completely on an udée. Opportunities come to you.
Capricorn rising:Â You do not like disorganized places. You are someone serious, reserved, who has a method for everything. Ambitious and competitive, you assume responsibility and exercise authority effectively. But you do not relax easily, and sometimes subject to depressions.
Aquarius rising:Â You have lots of interests, and a calm and friendly personality. You still have a certain distance that can make you seem indifferent. You follow your own rhythm.
Pisces rising:Â You are romantic, influential, sentimental, and compassionate. Your psychic abilities are strong, and you are a person of great kindness.
Advice for the signs
Aries: take your time
Taurus: take a chance
Gemini: make up your mind
Cancer: be more optimistic toward the future
Leo: it's okay to cry
Virgo: get out of that situation
Libra: leave it alone
Scorpio: don't listen to other so much
Sagittarius: calm down
Capricorn: it doesn't really matter
Aquarius: stop thinking too much
Pisces: it'll be okay eventually
The signs as Iâve known them
Aries : passionate about everything but nothingâs ever their fault even when it definitely is. If they arenât the center of the attention then what even is the point of living. Tries to be cool but is actually just really mad about everything.
Taurus : goes from entirely in control and well grounded to a flying rage machine in a heartbeat, something of a straight shooter but isnât afraid of getting too deep.
Gemini : either the sweetest person ever who will always be there for you or the embodiment of every bad sorority girl stereotype regardless of gender
Cancer : either they cry all the time and love all their friends with overwhelming passion, or do that but are terrified of anyone knowing they actually care about anything so layer it under 9 billion layers of cynicism and Grumpâą
Leo : shining star made of smiles, wants to be an intellectual and goes through phases of being exactly that but goes back to being Not Intellectual the minute they stop being serious then forget to go back for like a month
Virgo : sure theyâre organized as heck but their opinion of themselves is 6 times higher than is probably appropriate though you can bet money they probably hate themselves because of latent issues from their childhood
Libra : happy fading into the background, great team player whoâs always off in dreamland until their friend needs em at which point their emotional state can best be described as watching a tree grow from a seedling to a 50 foot tall redwood in the span of 4 seconds
Scorpio : isnât actually dark/spooky/mysterious but try convincing them of that, the kind of person who will say they âjust get people, you know?â even if they definitely do not get people, but hey their heart is in the right place itâs just usually five feet ahead of where itâs supposed to be
Sagittarius : the best to be around when theyâre paying attention to you, the worst when they arenât there, takes 9 years or 9 nanoseconds to text you back, hilarious and sociable, dissociating to. a different planet while still being able to sink a perfect shot in beer pong I donât get it
Capricorn : so grounded they might be dead, if theyâre a chick theyâre the best friend ever and everyone should have one, if theyâre a bro theyâre a Broâą who takes being a manly, Good Friend way too far, emotions who? Never heard of em.
Aquarius : the sweetest person but you need to be a level 600 friend for them to be consistent with you. not into the. whole âplanning ahead thingâ and are only happy in a relationship if theyâre constantly moving in that relationship whether itâs being perpetually single or having a volatile love life in general drama happens and it takes them a month to notice it
Pisces : if a childrenâs sports competition had a personality itâd be a Pisces, all in immediately and happy to go along with what their friends want but if they get hurt all hell breaks loose
Laith. ***photo bombed by Roy Woods*** lol
i donât know whats wrong with me but itâs alot
The truth isâŠ
Aries:
is a sassy bitch, letâs just accept that. always answering back, theyâd even answer back to any god (may it be diplomatically or sarcastic)
always give people cheap gifts not because theyâre broke but because they think thatâs the only standard or gift you deserve
has a huge disgust with humanity so they either get delusions of controlling the world or they avoid/limit their human interactions
their logic is out of this world: itâs either you get mesmerised and see a new horizon or you end up getting crazy because you canât get it
beneath all their layers, theyâre one of the smartest and hardworking people out there⊠always willing to help you study/work/etc.
Taurus:Â
their trigger word is literally food and all its proper nouns. theyâd sell their souls for a ceaseless supply of food and theyâd wonât regret
literally possessive as fuck, aphrodite lives in their titties cos they dun calm down if they see someone circling around their man/woman.
obsessed with getting shit organised y'all donât even know. they will never move unless a very detailed blue print is in front of them.
they will keep hustlin more than a twenty of you combined. they know and prioritise how precious time and money are.
when they say they canât do an errand/plea, dun quickly believe them at all cost or youâll get a small surprise:Â theyâll do it after some while.Â
Gemini:Â
know that archetype of a kind person whoâll obey & follow you to the death but has so many fucking personal motives? yep, thatâs gemini.
their knowledge and expertise are vastly scary;Â multilingual people and historians. they aint called GEMinis for nothing, hunty.
for them, itâs a dog-eat-dog world. if you donât match their pace, youâre basically out of their surviving list, whatever list that is.
insanely in love and proud making other people swoon over them (oh the oozing warmth of being loved and respected) but says otherwise
bad at remembering dates but that dun mean they love you less or youâre not that important to them, just believe in them.
Cancer:
they dun talk much but best believe me, whenever they speak itâs either they gon hand you your ass or roast the living shit out of you
are all terminally sarcastic bless their souls. they donât have time for your bullshit, they donât even have time for their own.
they will never side or they will avoid picking a side. theyâre the best people to rant cos they will literally get where you coming from.
one of the sweetest and loving signs out there but for some reason, they tend to have some problems making real long time friends.
always look brooding or even out of reach. thatâs cos theyâre afraid words/actions wonât come/show they way they really want them too.
Leo:
so demure but once you get close to them/they know they have the upper control, they will fucking nag & bully everything
but after the searing primadonna stage, these lions are all just smol precious clumsy beans who must be protected at all cost
knows the traditional ways or romancing someone, like the flowers and cupcakes and shy yet formal asking you out for events/dates
easily clouded by false/dark ideas and hard to snap them out of it. it takes another brave alpha who can help them out of the cray
but donât be fooled, these lions can be tamed and would be willing to tag along the right people for the rest of their life line.
Virgo:
dont slack off in front of them, they will give your ass a whoop back to reality. trust me, they give so much vigour and moral to people.
not easily scared of pretty much anything because they always think about the story/reason behind it, for this one, what made it scary?
they can get super fucking salty and shady and they aint afraid of being salty and shady, for a good or bad reason whatsoever.
they never fail to always see the bigger picture, that also means theyâre not afraid to do everything to get to the biggest picture.
loves having fun and enjoying life without taking advantage of things or forgetting to be humble and well-grounded.
Libra:Â
too pure for this world but these people have a skyrocketing tendencies to becoming a yandere (lol they probably already are)
their aesthetic perfectionism sickness is practically beyond all earth signs combined: theyâll set fire on anything lower than their standards.
too kind and angelic we dun deserve them. we also dun deserve their life sucking flirtatious killer charms. we just dun deserve then all in all
these bitches love to meddle with other peopleâs business tho. either they save the situation or aggravate it, thereâs no in between
even with all the hate on their kind, libra people just keep their heads up and trynâa understand and accept other peopleâs view of them.
Scorpio:Â
for the vagillionth time, y'all have to remember that these âââdevil childrenâââ are all just 4D weird bastards who easily space out.
the sexy airheads we all get from anime. but dun cross them & their fambam, they wonât think twice about apathetically cutting you.
everyoneâs fairy godmother/father cos if they love you & they see you deserving, they will lavish &treat you so great. aint lying, dis the truth
willing to learn from others but is obsessed with âi am the most mature one so my wisdom is the greatest and the only effective oneâ
so many layers, like theyâre literally never-ending. but after plucking all these layers out, youâll see a fragile marshmallow baby insideÂ
Sagittarius:
they need like a dozen of hobbies as outlets for their energy. if they donât get the energy out, they become a host of a time bomb.
insatiably absorbs all information of all kinds like a baby on his momâs chest or a tic sucking out blood from a fresh catch: you choose
no one really knows if theyâre showing genuine reaction/emotion cos you donât know if theyâre forcing it or not or they dun even know too
is the jack of all trades cos they have so many talents but canât focus and drill hard on one cos they jump from different talent to another
may come arrogant but always they always want everyone to be happy and enjoying the time, probably more than how libra wants it.
Capricorn:Â
always late on almost everything. insomniac children of the night, so no matter how dire the situation is, theyâll always be late. deal with it.
condescending as fuck cos they know they can do pretty much anything please beware they are vicious machiavellians
obsessed with segregating people in their lives; they donât want their friends to socialise with their family, this group with that group, etc.
avoids and gets easily tired with human interaction, but is magically brilliant with human interaction. their magic? idek ask them.
after you pass their scrutinising sifting of people in their lives, youâll just see a funny, dependent, happy-go-lucky, perverted side of them
Aquarius:
also donât like taking sides, will never jump onto anything without all the cards are seeable, yet also not afraid to speak up in the end.
obsessed and deranged with their fanaticism of any horror shit idk how they can carry on with a fine stomach after all that scary jazz
can never be controlled, they might seem controllable or easy to manoeuvre but spare your ass and donât be fooled by this sign
disappears and reappears at their own will, and doesnât care about the consequences of their absence, they literally donât care.
in the end of the day, aquarius has no fucks to give any of the other signs. they donât ask for a lot and they just wanna be left alone.
Pisces:
are quiet little shits who looks way more gorgeous when theyâre mad cos they just turn fiendish but still in a cute way, like wtf how???
needs a fuck ton of guidance from older or more mature people cos they tend either the laziest, silliest, or most annoying things ever.Â
how fucking annoying it is whenever they pull out the victim card like dude shove that thing back where it belongs or so I will.
are actually sensible people, kinda shocking for some but itâs the truth cos these people stay in tune with their emotions, they dun run away
break them to pieces and youâll see a child needing to be loved and wanting to know what are the things that they can improve and learn
(via wohenpiaoliang)
female zodiac
aries:
argumentative and likes to be right
defensive
tells so many stories
self-confident
passionate
taurus:
BEAUTIFUL like always so pretty
reserved/shy at first
so fun when you get to know them
selfish
shit-talkers
gemini:
really easy to talk toÂ
likes to talk about themselves
cuties
can be shy or super outgoing
smart
cancer:
SENSITIVE
smiles a lot
has a quiet voice
lowkey crazy
overthinks everything
leo:
really pretty
thinks theyâre too goodÂ
so funny
really good sense of style
talks a lot of shit
virgo:
OVERTHINKING
bad at communication
wants everything to be perfect
such good listeners
really good friends
libra:
FLIRTY
loves to be loved
fashionable
cannot make a decision for the life of them
gets walked all over
scorpio:
low key
genuinely really cool
really fucking smart
CRAZY
can be either super clingy or super distant
sagittarius:
CANNOT BE WRONG
thinks theyâre way deeper than they actually are
unique
so funny
just wants to be loved
capricorn:
good hygiene
high expectations
super determinedÂ
cold
can be fun when they actually let loose
aquarius:
honest
loves to laugh and mess around
artsy
likes to be aloneÂ
natural beauty
pisces:
emotional wreck
manipulative
pretty
really bad at relationships tbh
so smart
REMINDER:
virgo