❝ — HOW LUCKY WE ARE

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Lana Del Rey♡Sentence Memes

                    BORN TO DIE -THE PARADISE EDITION

❝Don’t make me cry.❞

❝Let’s go get high.❞

❝Try to have fun in the meantime.❞

❝Take a walk on the wild side.❞

❝You like your girls insane.❞

❝We were born to die.❞

❝Be a good baby. Do what I want.❞

❝You know I’m wasted.❞

❝I’m so crazy, baby.❞

❝I’m sorry that I’m misbehaving.❞

❝I’d die without you.❞

❝Who else is gonna put up with me this way?❞

❝You fit me better than my favorite sweater.❞

❝I will love you till the end of time.❞

❝I have to leave and start my life over.❞

❝I stayed up waiting.❞

❝I told you that no matter what you did, I’d be by your side.❞

❝But when you walked out the door, a piece of me died.❞

❝You’re the bestest.❞

❝Everything I do is for you.❞

❝Heaven is a place on earth with you.❞

❝I heard that you like the bad girls. Honey, is that true?❞

❝You’re no good for me, but baby I want you.❞

❝Do you think we’ll be in love forever?❞

❝I’m gonna teach you just what fast is.❞

❝Let’s take Jesus off the dashboard. He’s got enough on his mind.❞

❝We both know just what we’re here for.❞

❝God you’re so handsome.❞

❝Can we party later on?❞

❝You can’t keep your hands off me, or your pants on.❞

❝Don’t you know who you’re dealing with?❞

❝Keep me safe.❞

❝All my friends tell me I should move on.❞

❝Loving you forever can’t be wrong.❞

❝Even though you’re not here, I won’t move on.❞

❝I wish I was dead.❞

❝I don’t wanna wake up from this.❞

❝I can feel you touching me.❞

❝I don’t even think about it now.❞

❝How do you like now?❞

❝That’s what my father said.❞

❝I don’t have a problem with lying to myself.❞

❝You don’t wanna be like me.❞

❝You don’t wanna see all the things I’ve seen.❞

❝I’m dying.❞

❝Put your red dress on. Put your lipstick on.❞

❝I don’t how you get over someone as dangerous, tainted, and flawed as you.❞

❝You’re screwed up and brilliant.❞

❝You got the world, but baby at what price?❞

❝It isn’t that hard to like you, or love you.❞

❝Just grab me, and take me.❞

❝Kiss me hard before you go.❞

❝I just wanted you to know that baby you’re the best.❞

❝Nothing scares me anymore.❞

❝I’m feeling electric tonight.❞

❝I know if I go, I’ll die happy tonight.❞

❝Think I’ll miss you forever.❞

❝Remember how we used to party up all night?❞

❝I hate those guys.❞

❝Don’t cry about it. Don’t cry about him.❞

❝We got into trouble.❞

❝I think I found God.❞

❝Am I glamorous?❞

❝Can you hear me?❞

❝I’m nothing without you.❞

❝Would you be mind tonight?❞

❝It’s you that I adore.❞

❝Kiss me in the dark tonight.❞

❝I know what the boys want.❞

❝I don’t care what they say about me.❞

❝You make me happy.❞

❝I never listen to anyone.❞

❝Let’s get out of this town.❞

❝I got so scared, I thought no one could save me.❞

❝Could it be that you and me are the lucky ones?❞

❝You know that we’ll never leave if we don’t get out now.❞

❝You’re a careless con, and you’re a crazy liar.❞

❝I tried so hard to act nice like a lady.❞

❝You told me that it was good to be crazy.❞

❝You can be my full time daddy.❞

❝Don’t break me down.❞

❝I’ve been trying too hard.❞

❝Been trying hard not to get into trouble.❞

❝I got a war in my mind.❞

❝I’m tired of feeling like I’m fucking crazy.❞

❝Put my favorite record on.❞

❝You’re so pretty.❞

❝You make me crazy. You make me wild.❞

❝Drive fast.❞

❝I don’t even know what I’m saying.❞

❝My pussy tastes like Pepsi Cola.❞

❝I’ve got a taste for men who are older.❞

❝I know your wife. Bet she wouldn’t mind.❞

❝Come on baby.❞

❝My clothes still smell like you.❞

❝You’ve got that medicine I need.❞

❝Put your hands on my waist. Do it softly.❞

❝Me and God, we don’t get along.❞

❝Let me put on a show for you daddy.❞

❝I can’t wait to see you.❞

❝I don’t wanna be bad. I won’t cheat you no more.❞

❝I’ve been waiting to meet you.❞

❝Don’t be afraid of me.❞

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You love him. The story still ends.

there is no absolution for the fallen, only the dying | p.d   (via alleyspat)

[astrusting-blog]

LIKE FOR A STARTER !!       i don’t know what it’s gonna be yet, but i’m clearing out my drafts and asks cus i haven’t been here in forever and i’m a little out of touch with them all. 

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LINKED MUSES:

AARON BURR  ( HAMILTON )  -  @inwait ABIGAIL WILLIAMS ( THE CRUCIBLE )  -  @whateversin BELLA SWAN ( THE TWILIGHT SAGA )  -  @protigere    //    STILL UNDER CO. DANNY FENTON ( DANNY PHANTOM )  -  @ghostzoncd    //    STILL UNDER CO. RAOUL DE CHAGNY ( THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA )  -  @soleiller    //    STILL UNDER CO.

UNLINKED MUSES:

CARLISLE CULLEN ( THE TWILIGHT SAGA )  - @paternalis ELIZABETH SCHUYLER ( HAMILTON ) - @astrusting 

[raisedglass]

❝  god,  i do not feel like goin’ through more of that.  ❞     cue a bad henry laurens impression —   ❝  LOOK,  everyone!!  my son isn’t a complete failure!!  see,  he even convinced a girl to come with him,  look at my totally heterosexual straight son,  because clearly bisexuality isn’t even a thing!!  ❞     words cut off with a frustrated groan as he grabs the champagne and chugs some,  straight from the bottle.  he’s gonna need it.      ❝  just kill me now.  push me outta the tree.  do it.  i dare ya.  ❞     is he being overdramatic?  definitely.  is he serious?  up for debate.

[astrusting-blog]

           “    as   much   as    i   wanna   help   out,   i   feel   like   the   legal   consequences   of   pushing   you   out   of   a   tree   would    kinda   suck   so....   nah.   ”     delicate   hands   take   the   bottle   of   champagne   back,   taking   her   own   l o n g   swig,   leaving   a   dark   ring   of   red   lipstick   around   the   mouth   of   it.

“    gross   erasure   and   GENERAL   ASSHOLERY   aside,   though,    you   gotta   admit   he   does   have   good   taste   in   party   drinks,   considering   the   only   thing   i’ve   been   drinking   recently   is   martha’s   cheap   VODKA   -----   this   stuff   is   taking   me   back   to    the   good   ol’   days   of   getting   drunk   in   my   bedroom   on   dad’s   good   wine   so   i   could   get   through   the   extended   family   dinner’s   typical   agenda   of   misgendering   and   bullshit.   reckon   he’ll   notice   if   i   leave   with   a   bottle    ?   ”

[seencolder-blog]

      toni pauses for a moment, staring at her. all things considered, she thought she’d been doing pretty well. apparently not. ❛ um — performance issues. ❜ the young stark says, giving the other woman a fake, strained smile. ❛ sorry! i tend to lose a bit of charm after a few vodka shots. ❜

[astrusting-blog]

a   laugh   bubbles   past   dark   lipsticked   lips,   the   sound   more   fitting   eliza’s   countenance   than   the   make-up   peggy   had   encouraged   her   to   take   a   RISK   with   tonight;   expression   softening   in   amusement   at   the   look   on   the   other   woman’s   face,   she   gestures   a c r o s s   the   bar   with   her  straw,  

           “     if   it   helps,   vodka   or   not,    you   were   still   doing   better   than   fedora   over   there.   but   i   don’t   know   how   much   COMFORT   that   is   considering   his   opening   line   was   ‘i   lost   my   number,   can   i   have   yours?’    ”

[raisedglass]

❝  gotta be prepared for anything at these kinda parties,  my dear ‘liza.  ❞      and he gestures to his own beat up tennis shoes peeking out from under his suit pants.  prepared for anything.     ❝  and hey,  you did make it up here,  so i’d say it’s a win anyways!!  how long d’ya think it’ll take for them to notice we’re missing,  ‘cuz i bet we’ve got at least an hour in this tree.  ❞ 

[astrusting-blog]

heels   lying   forgotten   in   the   grass   at   the   foot   of   the   tree,   she   laughs   and   wiggles   her   toes,   keeping   one   hand   on   the   tree   branch   upon   which   they’re   perched   for   stability   as   the   other   reaches   for   one   of   the   WEIRD   but   definitely   classy-as-hell,   and   oddly   delicious,   snacks   from   the   silver   platter   which   balances   on   jack’s   lap,   chewing   pensively   a   moment   before   s h r u g g i n g, 

“     depends,   how   long   has   it   been   since   your   dad   LAST showed   off   the   fact   that   you   actually   brought   a   living,   breathing   female    as   your   guest   and   bragged   about   your   likelihood   of   going   to   law   school,   cus   he’s   probably   due   to   make   another   round   of   that   some   time   SOON.    ”

[astrusting-blog]

“      are   you   usually   this   bad   at   flirting   or   am   i   a   special   case   of   performance   issues   ?     ”

@seencolder​ ❤’ed for a starter

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“     jack,   if   i’d   known   climbing   a   tree   with   champagne   and   a   whole   tray   of   hors   d'oeuvres   to   escape   your   dad   and   his   snotty   COLLEAGUES   was   going   to   be   a   condition   of   being   your   date   to   this   party   i   would’ve   worn   more   sensible   shoes.     ”

@raisedglass  ❤’ed for a starter

[astrusting-blog]

LIKE for a starter involving these icons cus they’re so damn good and i haven’t used any of them yet.

[astrusting-blog]

sorry for being awol this past while, guys! if you want me i'm gonna be mostly over on @paternalis cus the amount of muse i have for carlisle rn is ridiculous, but i'll be around here to do stuff soon!

[astrusting-blog]

@raisedglass:  #this is beautiful + im so upset #it took me 4 tries to spell upset its 5am im going to sleep

fuck dude lmao i forgot about timezones listen i would have queued it if i knew it was gonna crush u at 5am, but too late now i guess [kiss emoji]

[astrusting-blog]

john laurens has died. :))))))))))))

you know what meme this is      |      always accepting

the  letter  seems  heavier  than  ATLAS’  burden  as  eliza  falters  in  the doorway  —–  carrying  the  earth on  her  shoulders  she   h e s i t a t e s;   women  know  too  well  the  wounds  of  a  WIDOW,  the  ancient  instinct  giving  for  pause   ——   she  knows  what  the  note  will  SAY  before  she  can  open  to  the  sloping   script  of  henry  laurens’  hand,   and  though  john  laurens  was  never  a  husband  to her,   oh  she  FEARS she  loved  him  quite  enough,  beyond  only  an  extension  of  her  alexander,   for  each  SHARP penstroke  to  scar  as  deep  as  soldier’s   m u s k e t.

it’s  not  her  PLACE  to  have  loved   john  laurens;  nor  will  she  ever  speak  such  words  now  he  who  perhaps  ought  to  have  heard  them  is  GONE,  yet   s c a t t e r e d    thoughts  fly  to  a  night,  one  thousand  thousand  years  ago:  when  she  had  looked  into  the  eyes  of  a  man  with  NOTHING in  his  soul  more  than  a  love  she  knew  just  as  DEEPLY,  and  in  turn  found  she’d  nothing  but  more  love  to  bear  for  him;  her  husband’s  better  half.

still   in  the  doorway,  not  moments  have  passed  since  naked  feet   s t i l l e d   on  too  cold   floors;  letter  still  UNOPENED,  unannounced   —–   there’s  no  forgiveness  for  such  BETRAYAL  of  the  smile  upon  her  husband’s  lips  as  he  turns,  looks  at  her  with  eyes  like  lamplight  thought  dark  night.  as  she  sits  her  HAND upon  his  shoulder  and whispers:     “   ALEXANDER,  there’s  a  letter  for  you —–  no, no  it’s  not...  it’s  from  his  father.    ”  

phantom  aches   s e t t l e   in  her  bones  as  she  reads  the  words  aloud;   futile  wishes  sounding  in  the  pulse  of  her  shuddering  heart  that  perhaps  it  is  only  her  lack  of  LITERACY,  as  comparable  to  her  husband’s,  which  make  uncomprehending  eyes  well  with  tears  —-- tears  not  entirely  her  own,  for  alexander’s  voice  is  DISTANT  as  her  own  thoughts    (     “    i have  so  much  work  to  do   ”     )    as  if  twin  souls  have  already  departed  to  meet  john  laurens  on  his  way.   

alexander  rises,  falters  -----  weight  of  atlas  CAUGHT momentarily  between  them  as  each  take  their  share  of  grief:  he  knew  him  BEST.  eliza  knows  better  than  to  expect  him  back  into  their  bed  tonight;  alexander  has  his  work,  and will work  until  he  too  is  in the  ground  alongside  his  LOVE -----   then  she  alongside  him.  

eliza  though  has  no  work  to  fill  idle  hands  and  aching  soul.  no  comfort  in words  upon  words  until  the  pang  is   n u m b e d   beneath  focus.   so  eliza  weeps;  clutches the  note  to  her  breast  and  tries  not  to  remember  how  brightly  john  laurens  had  smiled  when  he  rode  off  to  WAR,  promising  to  return  soon;  to  perhaps  STAY  a    n i g h t    o r    t w o.

[astrusting-blog]

HI MY NAME IS AARON AND I PUT THE MESS IN MESSAGING

[little-miss-tragedy]

I wish I could have at least told you goodbye; but I didn’t know there was a goodbye to be said.

(106/365) by (DS)

[astrusting-blog]

i dont wanna be exclusive with people here so i generally don't respond to exclusivity calls, but forreal guys: if i follow you i want to rp with you and i don't mind if you message me about plotting or whatever, i'm open to all of that. exclusivity/mains calls make me anxious bc i know i won't reply to them wanting to be exclusive and i know i won't be people's first choice, but if i follow you i want to rp with you

[ask-meme-addicts]

@wolfpupy twitter ask meme

❝ its all fun and games until its not that anymore ❞

❝ i grow more powerful every day and by powerful i mean sad ❞

❝ only the good die young? phew good thing that i am so incredibly awful ❞

❝ if theres one thing i dont know about its everything ❞

❝ heres some general life advice, when the sun hits the ground find somewhere to hide ❞

❝ surfs up. hail satan ❞

❝ after 13 long years congress approved a bill that will finally let the bodies hit the floor ❞

❝ hey kids, i know youre struggling right now but im here to tell you, everything gets worse forever ❞

❝ in a way aren’t we all responsible for my actions ❞

❝ some say love is a river, me i say things that make sense ❞

❝ if your newborn baby has a full head of hair that means it is a business baby and is ready to enter the world of finance ❞

❝ i may be dumb as hell but i am also insanely stupid ❞

❝ take every thing you own and throw it into the ocean who cares ❞

❝ you know the old saying, boys will be trash ❞

❝ one of these days i will float up off into damn space and no one can stop me, not even gravity or nasa ❞

❝ if i could shoot anything with a gun i would probably shoot another gun, the hunter become the hunted ❞

❝ lets forget about the bodies for a second. what do you really want to let hit the floor? your feelings perhaps? ❞

❝ i’ve seen a lot of things in my time, which i blame on me leaving my eyes open. things got a lot better once i decided to just close them ❞

❝ learning from mistakes is for people who recognise that they make mistakes. i dont give a shit ❞

❝ there are few things in life that can’t be achieved with occult dark magic ❞

❝ how to predict the future: think of the worst possible thing that could happen ❞

❝ halloween is forever bitch ❞

❝ who are the real criminals, me who does the crimes or the people who hurt my feelings all the time ❞

❝ looks like things are always happening once again ❞

❝ i am going to lay completely still on the forest floor until either things start going my way or i disintegrate into nothing ❞

❝ im sure im going to ruffle some feathers with this but given the choice between good times and bad times i would like to have the good times ❞

❝ the best way to solve problems is to create more problems until you are dead ❞

❝ tired of people always telling me go to hospital and that i’ve lost a lot of blood, its my severe head injury not yours stay out of it ❞

❝ i hit the hay all day mother fucker. 24 hour sleep cycle. if you awake you a fake. its bed time bitch ❞

❝ i hope one day i will find love, or a cool looking leaf. either one ❞

❝ piles of uneaten candy will signal im dead ❞

❝ the hairless rat is not a new species, merely a result of my failed scam of shaving rats and selling the hair back to them at a high price ❞

❝ we let the bodies hit the floor then what? next we’ll have bodies hitting walls, roofs, you name it, bodies will be hitting it ❞

❝ sometimes the people that hurt us the most are the ones swinging big knives around while screaming and trying to cut us ❞

❝ yeah yeah blame the guy whos dna matches with the dna found at the crime scene. surprise surprise ❞

❝ for as long as i can remember i have been able to remember things, maybe even before that ❞

❝ yeah i looked both ways before crossing the street, i looked both ‘handsome’ and ‘radiant’, too bad i got hit by that car ❞

❝ stop living in a dream world and start living in the regular nightmare world all of the rest of us live in ❞

❝ blood moon, very cool to see. and whats the sun doing again? the same regular thing for the millionth time? what a load of worthless trash ❞

❝ if existing for an amount of time has taught me anything its that i have no idea whats going on ❞

❝ hurled my bible at the paper boy and knocked him off his bike with the real news ❞

❝ i’ll go in whatever direction the wind takes me, and if i am too heavy for wind to move me around i will probably just lay down and die here ❞

❝ i’ve said it before and i will say it again, i think people should give me hundreds of dollars and feel good about doing it ❞

❝ wow, i’ve never thought about it like that before. and i never will. i’ve already forgotten what you said, good bye forever ❞

❝ stop being so defensive i am just trying to hit you with weapons ❞

❝ dont betray me and act surprised when i get revenge on you, thats the number one consequence of betraying me. everyone knows it. even babies ❞

❝ blood is just nature’s red water that flys out when you make a mistake. relax and enjoy the experience for once ❞

❝ reached the limit of what you can do with imagination? why not try occult dark magic ❞

❝ if anyone needs me i will be laying face down on the ocean floor ❞

❝ its time to forget the mistakes of the past and start making the mistakes of the future ❞