post-funny

chaotic at best

[tikkety-tok]

She should show up at events where Prince Charles is. Give him a scare 💅 Watch to the end for the result!

[mon-t-real]

[fred-erick-frankenstein]

[autisticexpression]

She killed Prince Phillip

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

You're telling me Mormon sex involves a third person and yet it's somehow worse

[ouroborosmotifs]

if somebody held their arms out to me and softly told me “c’mere” i would simply break down

[yuyuuyuyuu-deactivated20230726]

we need irl subtitles. what are you guys even saying

[thefoxandthefound-deactivated20]

This is a reminder as a lot of us either are already started back in school/college or are about to be,

You didn't waste your holidays.

You. Did. Not. Waste. Your. Holidays.

Holidays from school are for resting.

If you didn't end up writing the novel or going on the road trip or reading a hundred books or whatever else you had planned that's okay.

This time is needed to take a break and let your mind rest and wring out so it's ready to soak up new information in the next term.

You did exactly what you were meant to do this summer.

Took a break.

[bhenchod-deactivated20220212]

nobody look at me I'm an idiot

[bhenchod-deactivated20220212]

I am the smartest person alive

[bhenchod-deactivated20220212]

nope, I’m dumb as fuck

[bhenchod-deactivated20220212]

I’m a beacon of knowledge

[beddiebi]

all eldest daughters have a little demon in them that looks like this and wants to break free

[anxietyproblem]

[wagamaggot]

ppl calling themselves multifandom is Still so ridiculous like. yeag. You like things plural like literally everyone else on earth

[oracleswarmer]

[butterchalkowo-deactivated20210]

huh

[wagamaggot]

do you need something

[parakeet]

had this guy come into the store todayy and he had a full on coughing fit in the aisle he was wearing one of those blue generic masks and he was coughing so bad he was turning red and he came to the till and in between coughs and eye waterings he said ‘its not covid i picked this mask up off the floor and i think it has cat hair in it’ and then his card declined and he left

[cumpdocumentation]

[parkchanwoohoo]

"Q: It is illegal for drivers under the age of 21 to operate a vehicle while under the influence, True/False?

A: False! It is is illegal to drive under the influence at ANY age."

Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you

[parkchanwoohoo]

I passed the test because it was fairly simple compared to the damn psychological warfare conducted by the practice test I used

[parkchanwoohoo]

Actual test: Identify which of the following is a stop sign

Practice test: Four cars at a four way unmonitored intersection and youre the only one turning right. The car across from you is hydroplaning, and the driver of the car to your left exits the vehicle and pulls out a gun

[dreamertrilogys]

okay i’ll bite. chomp even. kill perhaps. maybe even maim

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

help girl i'm lengthwise in the suez canal

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

girl help i'm blocking international trade

[firefox-official]

who here self identifies as a nerd

[painfullysensible]

Me

[firefox-official]

where’s your mom right now

[painfullysensible]

Sleeping, probably

[firefox-official]

yeah, with me

[geniusoflove]

makes the jonbenet ramsey house in sims and somehow solves the murder

[catasters]

[kaijuno]

Girl no not your shark coochie board

[liquidisedfish]

BRUH

[vontacompton]

[cop-disliker69]

It’s always a good thing when cops just add on that they can and will disappear you.