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Sally: Also, just for you know. I'm not gonna make turkey this year.

Percy: WHY? WHY NOT?

Sally: It just doesn't seem worth it make a whole turkey for just four people, okay? It's a lot of work.

Percy: But you gotta have turkey on Thanksgiving. I promise, I'll finish that turkey.

Annabeth: Okay, you're telling us you can eat almost an entire turkey in one sitting?

Percy: That's right. Because I'm a Jackson. This is what we do. I mean, we may be not great thinkers, or world leaders. We don't read a lot, or run very fast... but DAMN IT WE CAN EAT!

Leo: Why do we have to train so hard?

Chiron: Because demigods need to be prepared for the dangers that haunt them.

Percy: Yeah. How long do demigods live? Like assuming you don't throw'em under a bus or something?

Percy: Your name is wrong on this paper.

Annabeth: What? Where?

Percy: Here *points to the paper*.

Percy: It should say Jackson.

Grover: Percy, what's wrong?

Percy: Girlfriend problems with Annabeth.

Grover: But she's not your girlfriend.

Percy: That's the problem.

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Monster: YOU CAN’T TALK TO ME THAT WAY. YOU KNOW WHO I AM?

Percy: Of course i know.

*Turns to Annabeth*

Percy: Who is this guy?

Sally: Percy Jackson, why the fridge is empty?

Percy: Well, the fridge broke.

Sally: So?

Percy: So I had to eat everything.

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me, talking about my relationship:

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me, talking about percabeth:

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Percy: Why Annabeth doesn't talk to me?

Grover: Because you waited too long to make your move. And now you're in the "Friend Zone".

Percy: I'm not in the Zone.

Grover: No, Percy. You're mayor of the Zone.

Nico: I'm nervous. It's my first date and I don't even know what I'm going to talk about.

Jason: Talk about things that he likes.

Nico: Like what?

Annabeth: You should find out what his hobbies are and then use that to bond with him. Yeah! Like if I would strike up a conversation with Percy about say umm, sandwiches.

Percy [distracted]: Yeah, sandwiches.

Annabeth: Or uh, or my underwear.

Percy: I'm listening.