* BUT NOBODY CAME.

indie. chara of undertale. narrated by cat. rebooted 20/09/21.

[fabledresources]

CHAOTIC ROOMMATE SENTENCE STARTERS

“Are you blind? That was clearly MY toothbrush.”

“I don’t care if you knocked your toothbrush into the trash, you’re not using mine.”

“If you don’t wash the dishes next time, you’re either getting drop kicked or kicked out. Whichever is easiest.”

“Keep your hands off my food or I’m taking them off for you.”

“The next time you play your stupid music that early, I’m going to powderize your bones.”

“SOME of us try to have consistent sleep schedules, [Name].”

“You can say you’re studying all you want, we both know you plan on getting high until three in the morning.”

“No, you can’t have a party tonight, are you kidding me?”

“I’ll handle the cooking since you somehow caught the water on fire last time.”

“What do you mean ‘this is normal’? No sane person keeps THAT many rubber ducks in their bathroom!”

“We have a test first thing in the morning, I didn’t sign up for you to be testing me TONIGHT.”

“Why were you screaming? …Did you see a spider or a mouse this time?”

“You are so lucky I tolerate you. Anyone else would’ve murdered you by now.”

“You’re just upset that my music is better than yours, nerd.”

“Oh come on! Friends share their food all the time!”

“Hey, so… I kinda maybe accidentally got food on your bed sheets? Please don’t be mad.”

“Wait, which one was your toothbrush again…? Because I might’ve used it.”

“I really don’t get why you’re upset about the bathroom ducks. They’re so friendly.”

“Not to be that guy, but I’m gonna throw a party tonight, so can you maybe be a loser somewhere else?”

“I’m sorry you had to find me blacked out in the bathtub last night.”

“Oh, this is your notebook? ..Should I not have drawn dicks on the empty pages then?”

“I get that you’re a neat freak, but the next time you move stuff around in my room, I’m going to deck you.”

“We’re friends, right? Cool, because I have a problem and I’m less stressed if you’re involved.”

“I just saw a spider on my bed and if you don’t handle it right now, I’m gonna permanently sleep in YOUR bed.”

“I can cook just fine! Sometimes I just have my off days!”

“Thanks for putting up with me, [Name]. You’re probably the only one who would.”

[ateflowers]

i keep remembering my chara runs on beetlejuice logic where u have to say their name to summon them fully into a timeline @ full power and it entertains me sm

chara, aggressively shaking u, let them in, let them iIIIIIIN

[ateflowers]

i keep remembering my chara runs on beetlejuice logic where u have to say their name to summon them fully into a timeline @ full power and it entertains me sm

chara, aggressively shaking u, let them in, let them iIIIIIIN

[lifeinpoetry]

I was never good at this body. 

There was always something in me so anxious to crawl out.

— kiki nicole, from NOBODY’S DAUGHTER

[fabledresources]

CHAOTIC ROOMMATE SENTENCE STARTERS

“Are you blind? That was clearly MY toothbrush.”

“I don’t care if you knocked your toothbrush into the trash, you’re not using mine.”

“If you don’t wash the dishes next time, you’re either getting drop kicked or kicked out. Whichever is easiest.”

“Keep your hands off my food or I’m taking them off for you.”

“The next time you play your stupid music that early, I’m going to powderize your bones.”

“SOME of us try to have consistent sleep schedules, [Name].”

“You can say you’re studying all you want, we both know you plan on getting high until three in the morning.”

“No, you can’t have a party tonight, are you kidding me?”

“I’ll handle the cooking since you somehow caught the water on fire last time.”

“What do you mean ‘this is normal’? No sane person keeps THAT many rubber ducks in their bathroom!”

“We have a test first thing in the morning, I didn’t sign up for you to be testing me TONIGHT.”

“Why were you screaming? …Did you see a spider or a mouse this time?”

“You are so lucky I tolerate you. Anyone else would’ve murdered you by now.”

“You’re just upset that my music is better than yours, nerd.”

“Oh come on! Friends share their food all the time!”

“Hey, so… I kinda maybe accidentally got food on your bed sheets? Please don’t be mad.”

“Wait, which one was your toothbrush again…? Because I might’ve used it.”

“I really don’t get why you’re upset about the bathroom ducks. They’re so friendly.”

“Not to be that guy, but I’m gonna throw a party tonight, so can you maybe be a loser somewhere else?”

“I’m sorry you had to find me blacked out in the bathtub last night.”

“Oh, this is your notebook? ..Should I not have drawn dicks on the empty pages then?”

“I get that you’re a neat freak, but the next time you move stuff around in my room, I’m going to deck you.”

“We’re friends, right? Cool, because I have a problem and I’m less stressed if you’re involved.”

“I just saw a spider on my bed and if you don’t handle it right now, I’m gonna permanently sleep in YOUR bed.”

“I can cook just fine! Sometimes I just have my off days!”

“Thanks for putting up with me, [Name]. You’re probably the only one who would.”

[persephonememes]

𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐂𝐄𝐑𝐍𝐄𝐃 /  𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒.

𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐬𝐞 𝐦𝐚𝐲 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐞𝐝𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐜𝐥𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐲 𝐨𝐫 𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐠𝐭𝐡 𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐥𝐲 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐫𝐨𝐥𝐞𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠.

❛ What happened? ❜

❛ How are your injuries? ❜

❛ Just promise me you’ll stay here. ❜

❛ You can’t blame yourself. ❜

❛ You know I’m here for you, right? ❜

❛ I’ve never seen you like this before. ❜

❛ When I wake up, you won’t be there. ❜

❛ Okay. You get to leave now. ❜

❛ No. I don’t believe you. ❜

❛ Just.. put down the very sharp knife… ❜

❛ It wasn’t your fault. It hurts. ❜

❛ This isn’t you. ❜

❛ Stop it. ❜

❛ You should be resting. ❜

❛ Are you okay? Did they hurt you? ❜

❛ How can you act like that? ❜

❛ Then why are you still here? ❜

❛ Are you okay? ❜

❛ You can’t live in the past. You gotta move on. Let it go. ❜

❛ And when were you planning on telling me? ❜

❛ What are you, trying to give me a heart attack? ❜

❛ What’s wrong? What happened? ❜

❛ I thought we agreed that secrets are bad! ❜

❛ Sorry. Didn’t want to push any sore spots. ❜

❛ Everything okay? ❜

❛ Do you even know where you’re headed? ❜

❛ I can’t help you unless you talk to me. ❜

❛ Promise me you’re not gonna over-react. ❜

❛ It’s okay, it’s gonna be okay. ❜

❛ Whoa, what are you doing? ❜

❛ Why do you run from me? ❜

❛ You’re changing the subject. ❜

❛ It’s four o'clock in the morning, what are you doing? ❜

❛ You’re bleeding. ❜

❛ You gotta be more careful. ❜

❛ I meant… How are you holding up? ❜

❛ You’re avoiding my question. ❜

❛ I think the worst of it’s over now. ❜

❛ Don’t let fear keep you quiet. You have a voice so use it. ❜