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Have you seen jermajesty flex his muscles dear god ๐ฎโ๐จ
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i canโt stand you! part two
summary: after years of friendship you and Randy jr find yourselves growing into two very different people
notes: part two of i canโt stand you reader part one here
summer 2004
the july sun beamed down over the Jacksonsโ backyard, making the pool sparkle like glass. you sat on the edge with your feet dangling in the water, kicking your legs back and forth while Randy jr floated nearby on an large popsicle shaped floatie, his hands tucked behind his head
neither of you had spoken for a few minutes, it wasnโt awkward but youโd known each other for years so silence came easy
โiโm kinda excited for schoolโ you admitted, watching the ripples in the water move around your legs
Randy snorted โyouโre the only person i know whoโs excited for schoolโ
โi actually like schoolโ โi knowโ โi actually wanna learnโ โi knowโ
you kicked water at him โstop saying โi knowโโ he laughed โi know!โ you rolled your eyes
the conversation drifted into silence again before you spoke up โyou know.. i finally figured out what wanna do when I get older?โ โwhat?โ
โi wanna leave caliโ
Randy slowly sat up on the floatie โโฆreally?โ you nodded โwhy?โ
โi donโt knowโ you shrugged โiโve lived here long enoughโฆi wanna see something differentโ โlike where?โ โprobably somewhere southโ
he scrunched his face โthe South?โ โyup, i wanna go to an hbcuโ โa what?โ โa historically Black collegeโ you smiled to yourself, already picturing it โi wanna go into journalismโ โyou like writing that much?โ โyeah i write all the timeโ โwhatโre you gonna write about?โ โhmmmโฆeverythingโ you smiled โnews, celebrities, magazinesโฆ maybe iโll even have my own column one dayโ
he nodded and slowly began to float towards you โthatโs kinda coolโ โandโฆโ You smiled even wider โi still wanna do pageantsโ โthe โmiss america stuff?โ โyeah, i think itโd be fun to keep competing while iโm in collegeโ
you continued talking, getting even more excited about your future โi wanna travel, interview people, meet new peopleโฆโ Randy listened for a moment before letting out a laugh, making you scrunch your eyebrows together โwhat?โ โyou really planned your whole lifeโ โso?โ โi donโt knowโฆit just sounds like a lotโ he said with a shrugged
โso what if it isโ โyou think youโre actually gonna do all that?โ โyeahโ โi meanโฆletโs be for realโ he said with a chuckle
โwhat does that mean?โ he sat up straighter, with a smirk โyouโll probably get married before all thatโ โwhat?โ โiโm saying most girls say theyโre gonna do all this big stuff, then they end up staying home with kidsโ
you stared at him, waiting for him to laugh as if he was just joking but he didnโt
โyou know thatโs a really sexist and weird thing to say, right?โ you said, your tone dropping instantly โbut itโs trueโ โno itโs notโ โmy dad says people need realistic plansโ โfirst of all your dad is Randy jackson and second of all my plans are realisticโ
he smirked again โso you think youโre gonna leave cali, win pageants, become some famous journalistโฆโ โi never said famousโโ โand go to some college all the way across the country?โ
โso? how is that unrealisticโ โyouโll change your mindโ when he said that you felt something twist in your stomach
โโฆwhy would i?โ โโcause thatโs what girls do, you guys get all dramatic, realize itโs too hard, and drop itโ
you slowly stood up from the edge of the pool so fast the water splashed everywhere, your hands clenching into fists at your sides โโฆthatโs actually one of the dumbest things youโve ever said!โ
โoh my god y/n youโre being so dramaticโ he said with a groan โdramatic?!โ โyeah dramatic like every other girl!โ โi tell you about something iโm excited aboutโ my goals in life and you say iโll basically become some housewifeโ โi didnโt say there was anything wrong with thatโ โbut you acted like thatโs all I could do!โ โi fucking never said that though!โ Randy yelled as he swung his legs off the floatie and stood up in the shallow end
โyou literally did!โ โi said youโd probably change your mind!โ โand I said your fucking weird!โ
he scoffed โyou always gotta make everything into an argument like every girl i knowโ โstop saying that! and how am i making it an argument? youโre the one telling me what my futureโs gonna be!โ โiโm just being realisticโ
โnoโ you snapped โyouโre being a dumbassโ his eyebrows shot up โa dumbass?โ โyeah!โ โyou think you know everythingโ โi donโt thinkโโ โyeah you do!โ
he stood up from the large floatie, crossing his arms โyou know what? fineโ โfineโ you snap back โif thatโs how you wanna take it y/nโ โit is randyโ โwhateverโ โwhateverโ
the two of you glared at each other for a long moment before you grabbed your towel off the chairโwhere are you going?โ he asked โhomeโ you replied sliding your flip flops on
โyou live next doorโ โi knowโ you turned toward the gate without looking back โand by the wayโ
he folded his arms tighter โโฆi am gonna leave California! i am going to a hbcu and i am gonna be journalist! and i would rather DIE ALONE IN A DITCH THAN BE A BORING, MISERABLE HOUSEWIFE WAITING ON A NIGGA LIKE YOU!โ you screamed before slamming the gate so hard behind you that the entire fence shook while Randy stood there in silence
when school started, you completely shut randy out
you stopped sitting with him, stopped answering his texts, and acted like he barely existed whenever yโall crossed paths. what used to be a very close friendship quickly turned into awkward silence and obvious tension
by the following freshman year, things only got way worse
somebody started running their mouth, and suddenly the whole school was buzzing with rumors about both of yโall, each story wilder, messier, and more out of pocket than the last. neither of yโall knew where the rumors came from but instead of talking it out like they used to, the both of you immediately blamed each other
any memory of yโall being best friends was officially dead and buried now replaced with petty arguments, dirty looks, talking shit under yโallโs breath and a rapidly growing dislike for each other that eventually turned into complete hatred
august 2009
( reader and randy are 17/18)
โfirst day of senior year next week, how you feelingโ your dad asked walking into the kitchen
โi donโt feel any type of different than i did last yearโ you replied shrugging your shoulders as you picked at your breakfast
your dad chuckled, pulling out a chair across from you โwell, youโre finna be eighteen soon thatโs gotta feel like somethingโ
you shrugged again โnot reallyโ
โyouโve got college applications, pageants, and that journalism program youโre looking into. Iโd say youโve got plenty coming upโ
you smiled faintly at him โi know.. iโm just ready to graduateโ
your dad nodded before reaching for the newspaper sitting on the counter โyour mom was saying something about that debutante ball, tooโ
you immediately looked up โoh lord please donโt remind meโ
before your dad could respond, your mother walked into the kitchen, already dressed and carrying a cup of coffee
โoh no you definitely need a reminderโ she said, raising an eyebrow โmom pleaseโฆโ
โiโm serious we need to get things situatedโ
you groaned, dropping your head onto the table
โwhat y/n?โ
โiโve heard enough about that ballโ
โand your gonna hear more about it,โ she said, completely unfazed โthe etiquette training and mixers start next week and donโt forget you have a dress to choose, the actual rehearsals to attend, invitations to think aboutโ
โi know momโ โand you need to find an escortโ
you paused โan escort?โ โyes, an escortโ
your dad looked over at you with a small grin โsomebodyโs gotta walk you inโ โi know what an escort is dadโ
โi was just making sureโ he replied skimming through the news paper
โiโm serious y/n..you need to start thinking about who you want cause back in the day the parents chose for you and i know you donโt want thatโ your mom said
โiโll figure it outโ
โjust because itโs something you donโt wanna do doesnโt mean you can wait until the last minuteโ
โiโm notโ
โyou always say thatโ
โand yet i always do it on timeโ
your dad chuckled into his coffee, your mother shook her head before continuing
โyouโre escort should be somebody youโre comfortable with, someone you trust, someone who knows you wellโฆand not a boyfriend or somethingโ
you stared down at your plate, thinking to yourself
unfortunately , the first person who came to mind was someone you hadnโt spoken to properly in 5 years so you quickly pushed the thought away
โokayโ you said โiโll find somebodyโ
your mother smiled, satisfied
โgoodโ
you picked up your fork again
โnow can we please talk about literally anything else?โ
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creds: alli_xoxo4444
I had to laugh at the whole jermajesty discourse to but he decided to mess with multiple snow bunnies at the same so it all on him and itโs up to him clear it up and do better from now on
lmao this whole situation is crazy, i mean some ppl said that he looks toxic but when it appears that he's actually toxic they get mad, like isn't this what you wanted? he has a lot of energy to f*ck around tho bc we obv know these two girls drama but i learned that he also f*cked with 5 other girls๐ i mean what did y'all expect, he his daddy's son, a libra, lightskin and from LA ๐คท๐ฝโโ๏ธ i hate cheating men but why y'all digging (that ain't excusing for what he did) i agree abt what you said tho
everyday it's something new abt jermajesty LMFAOOOO
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The living room was completely quiet except for the low hum of the TV, which cast soft, flickering shadows across your brown skin. You sat curled up on the edge of the couch, your knees tucked tightly against your chest, trying your best to look anywhere but at Randy. Your face felt warm, and your heart was beating so hard against your ribs you were sure he could hear it. You couldn't bring yourself to say a single word, keeping your eyes glued to your lap as you nervously traced a seam on your shorts.
Randy sat a foot away, his arm slung casually over the back of the sofa. He had been patient, giving you space, but his steady, protective gaze never left your face."Hey," Randy murmured softly, breaking the silence. His deep voice was a comforting rumble in the quiet room.
He shifted closer, the cushions dipping under his weight until his knee was brushing against yours. "Youโve been staring at your hands for twenty minutes, sweetgirl. Talk to me. Whatโs going on in that beautiful head of yours?"
You swallowed hard, your fingers tightening against your clothes. You still couldn't look up, your voice barely coming out as a breathless whisper. "Randy... I need to ask you something. But you have to promise not to laugh."
"Nothing you say could ever make me laugh, baby," he said. His tone shifting into something gentle. He reached out, his large, warm hand moving slowly until his fingers gently cupped your chin, tilting your face up so you had to meet his eyes. "Look at me. You can tell me anything. You know that, right?"
The pure sincerity in his dark eyes made your stomach do a violent flip. You took a shaky breath, the words tumbling out before you could lose your nerve. "Iโve... I've never been eaten out before. Like, at all. And I was just wondering... if you'd want to be the first?"
Randyโs hand stilled against your jaw. For a split second, the easygoing best friend vanished, replaced by a sudden, intense heat that flared deep in his eyes. His chest rose and fell on a heavy breath, his gaze dropping to your lips before snapping right back to yours.
"Never, baby?" he asked, his voice dropping an octave, sounding rough, focused, and entirely serious. You shook your head quickly, your face burning as you tried to look back down, but his hand held your chin steady. "Never."
Randy didn't hesitate. A slow, deliberate nod was his only answer before he slid across the cushions, completely closing the distance between you. He framed your face with both hands, his thumbs gently stroking your cheeks as he leaned down, his hot breath brushing your lips.
"Let me take care of you, beautiful," he growled softly, right before pulling you into a deep kiss. He pulled back leaving you completely breathless. His forehead rested against yours, his deep breathing fanning across your lips. His dark eyes scanned your face, taking in the deep blush warming your brown skin.
"You're so beautiful, sweetgirl," he murmured, his voice rough and low. "Don't you ever be shy with me. I got you. Before you could even process the pounding of your heart, Randy slowly slid off the edge of the cushions. He dropped down onto his knees on the floor, settling right between your legs, and took your shorts and panties off.
The sudden shift in height made your breath catch, and your knees started to press back together in a wave of sudden nervousness.Randy's large warm hands caught the sides of your knees. He didn't force them open. Instead, his thumbs began to trace slow, soothing circles against your skin, grounding you and melting the tension away.
He looked up at you from the floor, his expression entirely focused and heavy with a warmth that made you feel completely safe. "Hey, look at me, baby," he commanded softly, his deep voice a comforting purr in the quiet living room. "Just breathe for me, beautiful. Relax. Let me see you."
You swallowed hard, your fingers burying themselves deep into the fabric of the couch cushions as you slowly let your thighs part for him.Randyโs gaze darkened. A faint tender smile touching his lips as he took in your trust.
He leaned forward, his hot breath brushing the sensitive skin of your inner thigh just a second before he pressed a slow, lingering kiss right above your knee. "I've been wanting to do this for so long," he growled softly against your skin, his hands sliding up to securely grip the undersides of your thighs, lifting you just enough to position himself perfectly. "I'm going to take such good care of you, sweetgirl."
Randyโs breath hitched as he leaned in closer, his gaze dropping down to take you in. A sudden, deep groan rumbled in his chest when he saw the glint of wettness waiting for him, your skin flushed and completely ready for him despite your shyness.
"Look at you, baby," he whispered, his voice incredibly thick and heavy with approval. "You're so wet for me, sweetgirl. You feel so warm." Your fingers dug desperately into the couch cushions, your toes curling as the heat of his mouth hovered just a millimeter away. When his tongue finally swiped against you. It was slow, flat, and devastatingly warm. A sharp gasp tore from your throat. Your hips jerked upward, but Randyโs large hands tightened securely on the undersides of your thighs, pinning you gently but firmly to the sofa.
"Shh, I got you, beautiful," he growled against your skin, his voice muffled and vibrating directly against your center. "Don't run from me now. Let me taste how good you are." He pressed closer, burying his face more in your pussy. He started with long, smooth strokes, learning the exact rhythm of your body. Every time his tongue moved over your most sensitive spot, your head rolled back against the cushions and a breathless, flustered whine escaped your lips.
"Mmm ran-" Hearing you make that sound only drove him crazier. Randy let out a low, dark grunt of satisfaction that vibrated straight through you, his pace picking up just a little as his thumbs stroked the inside of your knees, holding you wide open so he could take in every single reaction you made just for him.
"Randyโoh god," you gasped out, your voice cracking as the overwhelming rush of new sensations flooded your brain. Your knuckles turned white from how hard you were gripping the cushions, your head tossing from side to side against the back of the sofa. "It's... it feels too good.
"Yeah? You love it baby?" You wined. "Mhm" you said put a hand in his curls. Your hips twitched against the cushions as the building tension began to wrap around your lower stomach. Every short, breathless sound leaving your lips seemed to drive Randy further, his chest rising and falling heavily against your inner thighs as he kept his focus entirely on you.
"You're doing so good, baby," he muttered, his voice a low, gravelly vibration that sent a fresh shiver straight down your spine. The slow, wet strokes became faster, tracing circles, making you wetter. Your head rolling back against the cushions as a loud, unprompted moan finally escaped your throat. Hearing you lose control only made him hold you tighter.
Your fingers clutched his shoulders desperately, your breath catching in short, frantic gasps."RandyโI can'tโit's too much," you cried out, your head thrashing against the cushions."Yes, you can, baby. Let it go right here for me," he growled against your skin, his voice thick and rough. "Give it all to me, sweetgirl."
Your hips jerked off the couch as your orgasm crashed over you. A loud, breathless cry tore from your throat, your thighs clamping tight against his shoulders. Randy didn't pull back for a second he held your hips firmly in place, pressing his mouth flat against you to catch every single once of your cum. He let out a low groan against your skin, his tongue continuing to stroke you with slow, soothing pressure even as the frantic pacing slowed down to a gentle lap.
You slumped back into the cushions, your skin slick with sweat and your limbs numb. Randy slowly lifted his head, his lips wet and his dark eyes dilated as he rested his chin on your thigh, a soft, tender smile touching his face."You did so good for me, beautiful," he whispered, reaching up to gently wipe a stray tear from your flushed cheek. "Look at you. You took that so well."
You remained slumped back against the couch cushions, your body completely heavy and tingling from the aftershocks of the release. Your chest was still heaving, your breathing ragged in the quiet living room. Randy didn't move from his spot on the floor. He stayed right there between your knees, his large hands still resting securely on your thighs.
Slowly, he leaned forward and pressed a warm, lingering kiss to the soft skin of your inner thigh, right above your knee."You're shaking, baby," he murmured, his deep voice vibrating directly against your skin. He pressed another slow, open mouthed kiss a few inches higher, his hot breath fanning across your skin. "Just relax. I've got you."
You let out a soft, shaky breath, your fingers gently tangling into his hair. You were still too dazed to say anything, but the steady warmth of his mouth moving against your skin felt comforting. Randy trailed a slow line of kisses along the inside of your thigh, his touch completely tender and patient, giving your body time to settle down.
He looked up at you, resting his chin back on your thigh. His dark eyes were soft, filled with a quiet satisfaction as he watched you try to blink away the haze. "My baby is so pretty" he whispered, reaching one hand up to gently smooth down your hair. "Every single sound you made was perfect. Are you doing okay up there?"
"Yeah," you breathed out, a soft, flustered smile finally breaking through your exhaustion. "More than okay. Thank you, Ran."
He chuckled softly, a low rumble that felt warm against your leg. He leaned in to press one last, firm kiss to your thigh before slowly starting to shift his weight. "Come here, beautiful. Let me hold you."
I watched that reality show 3T had and TJ is fine as hell
fr !! TJ was the 1st one that caught my eye, that man is FINE
Randy jr looks like the one who would talk you through it while putting his hand on your thigh
yesss !! and he def says freakiest things yet sweet
When his boxers waist-band is sticking out ๐ฉ
he need to let me in derrr
Everyone on here was talking about jermajestyโs old tumblr and now weโre talking about Randy jrโs old freaky tweets
It never ends but anyway what do you think about Randy jrโs old tweets
i mean it's not really surprising to me bc ngl he looks like a freaky ass man
also him saying "the blacker the berry" while dating white women ๐ญ๐ญ
We lowkey need more of bigi twin! Reader๐
YOUR DAD had been suspiciously excited about the Halloween party your family hosted every yearโthat should have been your first warning.
โI already have your costumes,โ he announced one afternoon while you and Bigi sat on the couch, supposedly bonding.
By โbonding,โ you meant you were on your phone while Bigi was reading, the two of you simply sharing the same space.
You looked up from your phone as Bigi slowly lowered his book.
โNo.โ
WELL IF IT ISNT MR OVERLY FREAKED OUT HIMSELF๐๐๐๐๐
hands hands hands hands hands hands
can someone let me know why we are sleeping on dada man?
umm when we gonna talk about Austin brown? I think he's rebbie's son and he has those big doe eyes
austin is cuteee and yes he is rebbie's son, it makes sense of where his doe eyes come from