Salty McHyphenatedname

EMT-B in the Boston area. Sense of humor can be described as "classy as all fuck.” Also I like tigers, cats, dogs and basically all other animals. Background image by the wonderful @illuminest

[athenaltena]

Time to move on

So my first attempt to make this post was, of course, eaten by the mobile version so I’ll try this again.

This has been my home for years after the demise of LJ, where I first met some of you, and seeing it happen all over again to this site has been all too familiar. The mass exodus and the completely tone deaf way this site has treated its users has made me decide I don’t want to give them my ad revenue any longer or host my content on it. What I’ve already put up will stay unless I change my mind, but I’m not planning on putting any new content up here. I’ll still check messages but I’m pretty much packing my stuff and moving out or reposting things like my RPG blogs to new platforms.

So for now you can find me on Twitter, Discord as bara922#1327 and my new Pillowfort. If anyone’s on there don’t be a stranger, I’ve met a lot of great people here and I’d hate to lose you.

See you, Space Cowboy.

[shigure]

im playing thru camelot and mash is SO mad i love it

[shigure]

lancelot: what is wrong with you. why are you acting like this.

mash:

[athenaltena]

So since everyone else is doing it, I have a Twitter I rarely use.

And I made a Mastodon account.

[athenaltena]

lightandwaterforthetrees: tumblr botched the link but it's @[email protected]

Ah, thanks. I didn’t catch that. And an alternate link as well.

[athenaltena]

So since everyone else is doing it, I have a Twitter I rarely use.

And I made a Mastodon account.

[18th-19thcenturygeek]

Wounded Austro-Hungarian hussar with his horse

[jacobwfowler]

Austro-Hungarian soldiers are just old timey horse girls

[trans-road-warrior]

Who do you think put him in the hospital in the first place

[emmatheward]

- Snerks! 

[screwyouandrew]

dirt king dirt king dirt king

[screwyouandrew]

The dirt king appreciates this attention

[dirtyriver]

“I don’t really have a ‘bedroom’. I have a bed in my library.”

— (via bookeworm94)

[fallcaesar]

Santa is on strike due to global warming.  All presents this year will be delivered by Sasha the Christmas Tiger.  Milk and cookies may not be sufficient.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

“MUST BRING PRESENTS TO GOOD CHILDREN”

“Yes good”

“AND EAT THE BAD ONES”

“Wait no”

“EAT THEM”

“sasha no”

[emxlylr]

The last picture is the face of fear.

[loafed-beans-deactivated2020082]

When the whole squad is in on your shitposting shenanigans 

[melthehoneybee]

My aesthetic tbh

[skyheartstar13]

[The band cycling on a large multi-person bicycle plays “The Entertainer” as they ride.]

[athenaltena]

I had my party get transported to the Feywild and the first being they encountered was a Satyr named Puck who introduced himself and held out his hand while saying "And your name please?"

So then everyone starts talking amongst themselves about how they would all say their names at once until the NPC guiding them jumped in to tell them not to do that because they would be literally giving away their names, which is bad, and then told Puck to stop trying to trick the mortals.

Basically what was supposed to be an intro to the fae almost resulted in disaster.

[catchymemes]

[anymash]

Insect Repellent Mass Effect by ZacharyFeore

[naomimakesart]

I’m finally doing my first giveaway everyone!

Prize: 1 drawing of 2 characters, half-body. 

Pose can be romantic or platonic

You can choose to have a blank background or have a colored background for free! 

How to enter:

1 reblog = 1 entry, reblog as many times as you like! 

You have to be following me to have a valid entry. 

Rules 

Request has to be tasteful. If the request makes me uncomfortable, I will inform you that you need to modify your request

Original Characters are allowed (I cannot draw anthro characters, but ears and tails are okay!) I am going to need references, and descriptions so be prepared with those!

Characters from any fandom are allowed, if I’m not familiar with the fandom I will let you know and will ask for references if needed! 

I will announce the winner on January 1st and tag them in the announcement post! Good luck everyone, I’m excited to finally do this for my Tumblr followers! 

[athenaltena]

Last night Ireena used the ability I homebrewed for her a while ago with a few tweaks off my earlier version:

Lathander’s Protection: As a reaction, Ireena can call upon Lathander and turn her blood into liquid sunlight in response to being bitten. Any creature that comes in contact with her blood will take 4d10 Radiant damage, and an additional 2d10 for every additional round it remains in contact with her blood. The effect lasts for up to one minute, and she takes 2d6 damage for every turn the effect is active. Visually, her body appears to glow and light pours out of her eyes. After invoking this ability she has Disadvantage on Constitution, Strength and Dexterity checks for 48 hours, and cannot use any Channel Divinity abilities for 48 hours.

It fucks up anything that bites her but she pays a price too.

[catchymemes]