Something Weird is Happening

Please help me feed my cat Welcome to Midnight inc~! CEO Jonathan here! Jon for short if you please~ If there's absolutely anything you need never hesitate to let me know. We have exactly what you're looking for~

[atmidnightinc]

will we get more updates of this blog over spring break?

Gonna have to call this one a "no". Most likely I'm going to declare this blog inactive soon. It was fun while it lasted~ but unfortunatly I'm just too busy rn in my life.

[atmidnightinc]

what’s Jon’s gender identity and sexual orientation?

Jon is a pansexual/romantic trans man~

[atmidnightinc]

Question: Jon do you know how your Boogiman fusion's mushrooms work? What effects do they have?

Boogie came over to this world from another dimension, so it’s hard to understand a lot of his properties since sometimes there are things about him that simply don’t have an equivalent in this dimension.

For the most part though, the mushrooms seem to be a suped-up magical version of the slime fungus I’m made of (or more accurately I’m some watered-down version of his mushrooms). They can eat literally anything and use its mass and energy to propagate itself. There’s no way to know if this is the result of an extremely powerful acid (like myself) or something more magical. There’s no physical way to contain a sample and they seem to all disappear whenever boogie leaves. They do leave behind some excellent fertilizer though, with extreme magical properties.

I think their most peculiar attribute though is how they sparkle pitch-black. Like some kind of anti-light that doesn’t exist in this dimension. As pretty as they are though I think its a safe bet to say the sparkles are toxic spores and should be avoided.

[ghostlyghosti]

Dec 5 2017 Hey look its the jerk we all love! @snailofapproval‘s character Jon is so gosh darn fun to draw, man oh man! Had a blast using him as a warmup for the day, he’s just so nice an swoopy and ahh~  psst hey, this lovely characters got an ask blog: http://atmidnightinc.tumblr.com

[atmidnightinc]

AAAHHHH lookit this swoopy jerk man I LOVE IT!?

you did such a good job??? aahhhh??????

[impossiblesnail]

WANT POKEMON STICKERS!?

I know what you nerds like and its pie-eyed cartoons and Pokemon and stickers becuase were all still 12 and just pretending to be otherwise. 

This December I’m running a Pokemon sticker series!!! They will be drawn in a style like the Preview above. I’ve taken some elements from the “rubber hose” style and a little bit of my own thing (kind of like my Jack and Beedy comic) They will be viewable on Tumblr and available through Redbubble in December BUT:

Patrons get to both vote on the stickers made and $5 and up tiers get free stickers~!!! 

See this post for details.

YOU MUST BE PLEDGING BEFORE DEC 1ST FOR THE FREE STICKERS.

I can’t afford to send them out without the payments already sent through. You will be able to still view them all (and everything else the Patreon has to offer) and be included in the bulk order if you join after but the vote and free stickers will not be available.

note: the only reason the vote isn’t available is because I have to have my list done before December.

I’m gonna try to get these all done and out to everyone before Christmas!!!

[impossiblesnail]

UPDATE ON COMIC

Hey ya’ll sorry to do this but the comic is being bumped back to Aug. 1st to go along with the start of the patreon because well…that just makes more sense.

Sorry for moving things around like this. However: on my blog is a link to the comic blog where I’ll be posting these things!!!

The link has been funky though so if it doesnt work look up impossiblesnail.tumblr.com~

[atmidnightinc]

it’s those midnight monster boys you swoon over but how they look in real life:

“every tumblr trans boy ever” and “Steve Urkel™”

[impossiblesnail]

what kind of things would you like as paetron rewards? Currently for higher tiers I have digital copies of zines (which otherwise are sale only) and pre-release of webcomics. Things like monthly art are a possibility too.

but, what have ya’ll seen for lower-tier things? like even $1? what sounds fair for prices on the above things as well?

[impossiblesnail]

HEY GUESS WHOS BAD AT ANNOUNCING CONVENTIONS I’M AT RTX ARTIST ALLEY COME BY AND HANG OUT!!!

[atmidnightinc]

I saw cars three and I hated it so here’s some great points:

Everything we learned in cars 1? fuck it.

McQueen can bully anyone he wants especially the son of the car from the first movie that was his rival.

Millennials bullying McQueen is CROSSING THE LINE.

McQueen’s wife is a worrying nag who doesn’t know what she’s talking about.

the “bad guy” behaves exactly how McQueen did in the first movie but he’s the bad guy and this is unforgivable behavior.

The managers of his sponsorship brand selling it while the business was on top and leaning over an inevitable fall that would follow the retirement of McQueen (a smart business decision which they could easily retire on) is a BAD THING. because that means CHANGE.

New manager of the McQueen brand planning on expanding the market reach to other products and demographics is a BAD THING. because that means CHANGE.

Son of the blue car gets continually bullied by literally everyone and this is funny. this isn’t addressed nor is he redeemed.

Stretching and flexibility exercise for a professional athlete BAD THING. (in the typical DANCE and YOGA are STUPID fashion)

fuck using state of the art training equipment we’re gonna keep training on DIRT because that’s the way the OLD PEOPLE did it and millennials don’t know what outside is and can’t go two feet without their fancy technology. even though the track we’re going to be driving on is asphalt so all the specialty techniques and training we’re focusing on exclusively for dirt roads is useless and also wasting time.

despite accidentally getting them roped into a literal cage death match the millennial wins, further solidifying McQueen’s disparity and that was Bad Of Her.

the narrative vaguely implies that McQueen’s current pity fit over getting old is literally somehow comparable to the struggles of racism and sexism.

side note: the cars universe has racism and sexism.

Girl car millennial who was nice to McQueen and learned the value of the good ol’days is the victor over the bad millennial who doesn’t respect the old ways.

New manager who attempted to reason with McQueen to retire while he was on top and expand his brand market however possible is punished for his insubordination by the narrative.

let’s end this great big adventure kicked off by McQueen being bullied by a jerk with McQueen and crew bullying the blue car one more time.

[impossiblesnail]

OPINION TIME!!!!

which one? NOTE: these pages are very unpolished there are a lot of details and such missing don’t bother about them. this is strictly, at first glance, which one of these two looks better and, in your opinion, would be a more interesting read.

You’re free to make suggestions for other ideas! (again about the color scheme thing only, not the art)

[impossiblesnail]

I’m sure no one’s noticed but I’ve changed the donation button on my blog into just a link that says “please help me feed my cat” but I figure if I’m doing that I should show ya’ll the cause you’d be supporting.

This is Daisy. She’s a punk who bites too hard and does everything in exactly the worst ways possible.

I just wanted to show you my cat.

[impossiblesnail]

THERE WAS A PROBLEM WITH THE LINK BUT IT IS NOW FIXED!!! YOU ARE FREE TO FEED THE CAT NOW.

[impossiblesnail]

I’m sure no one’s noticed but I’ve changed the donation button on my blog into just a link that says “please help me feed my cat” but I figure if I’m doing that I should show ya’ll the cause you’d be supporting.

This is Daisy. She’s a punk who bites too hard and does everything in exactly the worst ways possible.

I just wanted to show you my cat.

[allhailweegee]

Gay culture is scouring the streets for delicious hard candy tossed from a float after the Pride Parade is over.

[grydyne-ze]

Gay culture is searching for and finding the brand of the hard candies and purchasing them online

[allhailweegee]

Gay culture is linking you guys to the candy.

[atmidnightinc]

Gay culture is being handed a piece said candy by your partner and have completely consumed it by the time they turn around and ask about it.

[atmidnightinc]

Yall wanna see some really frustrating photos of my office's parking lot's new paintlines?

[atmidnightinc]

*Benny Hill theme plays*

[atmidnightinc]

Shiny Like a treasure from a sunken pirate wreck Scrub the deck and make it look...

this doesn’t help my situation.