I went to brunch with a friend today. I started with an espresso martini and a pineapple mimosa. I ordered lemon blueberry French toast with potatoes and bacon. It was specialty French toast and I didn’t understand that when I was reading the menu, but when they arrived at the table, these slabs of breads were at least 2” thick and as wide as my head. They had to be served on their own plate. I finished all but a few bites of them and both of my sides. I felt my belly stretching to accommodate my large meal.
We started talking about other things to do for the day and we landed in the movies, they immediately mentioned getting popcorn which made me excited yet nervous, I definitely wanted to add more to my belly but movie popcorn always makes me gassy and sometimes achey.
Long movie short we both finished a large popcorn each and I was so thankful I decided to wear sweat pants. My belly was firm and swollen at this point and I could feel the gas beginning to build up…
I was too embarrassed to fart in front of them so I tried to go to the restroom by myself but they followed behind me. I could feel the gas moving towards my asshole as I sat down. The restroom was silent, they would know it was me…I spread my cheeks as much as possible and let out a hissing fart. I’m sure they heard but it was quieter than I expected. But I could feel brunch trying to escape as well… I did all of this to avoid them hearing my fart, there’s no way I could shit… I didn’t want them to hear, I was too shy to. I clenched my asshole as the pressure fought back against me. I felt my intestines pushing the mass lower and lower..another far hisses out…my belly churns…I can’t.. I have to hold it…
I ended up being able to hold it in but I sighed because I got zero relief from the bathroom trip and now my belly hurt even more than when I first walked in…the whole ordeal made me wet..
A 30 minute, bumpy ride home kept my belly in constant motion so still no relief. I was enjoying the ache too much so when I was dropped off I immediately got a soda and beer from the fridge and started chugging. I love when my belly is so bloated and round like this. I can finally fart but I don’t know when I’ll shit honestly…