Dragon Ball Z if it was written by Gooseworx (seriously no shade, love the series in all of its fullness. Just thought this edit would match Majin Vegeta's sacrifice perfectly).
Invalid reason to take away someone's witch card: "I looked at the picture of your altar and the gods/my psychism revealed to me you are weak"
However that does not mean there is no good reason to lose your witch card. It's time for us all to stop putting on airs and be honest about why we are unworthy. This is a no-judgement zone, what have you done recently to lose your witch card? I'll start.
Hi everyone! After a much longer wait than I initially intended, I have finally finished my book on herb associations, and have uploaded a PDF version to both ko-fi and Google Drive. Furthermore, if you're interested in a fully formatted version that is suitable for book-binding, I have added a $2 listing for that as well. If you're not into that, no worries! I am absolutely fine just providing it for free.
I decided to create this project after finding myself largely dissatisfied by the information available on the mass market--often being Wicca leaning or at least heavily influenced. I decided I wanted to create a (mostly) non-denominational, secular, baneful magic friendly resource guide. Because I largely sourced from other practitioners or the internet, I wanted to provide this for free, as the information is not inherently my intellectual property. The reason why I do have a paid version is purely for the effort I went through, and only if you feel like supporting me.
Again, this book is NOT my intellectual property, and this information is readily available online, I just decided to put all of it in one place.
KO-FI (FREE)
KO-FI (PRINTABLE)
GOOGLE DRIVE
If there are ANY issues with obtaining the file, please reach out to me here or at [email protected] and I will fix it ASAP
It genuinely upsets me that there are people who call this animation and voice acting bad, there’s so much heart and soul on display in just this clip alone
I just wrote a bunch of dialogue for a nonexistent story with nonexistent characters because I created a whole fake conversation between fake people in my head. Is this how people start writing plays?
I have tons of disconnected snippets like this. Not OCs but ODs. Original dialogues.
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“Oh. my god did I tell you that Eddie likes me?”
“What did he say???”
“He literally! He literally was like ‘I really enjoy hanging out with you’ like dude I’m your manager i get paid to pay attention to what you’re doing all day.”
“Seriously!”
“But THEN! He tried to slip this in all casual ‘you’re single now right?’ He was trying to make it sound like conversational but I KNOW when a fish is being like fished for, you know?? I can smell it. I can see it in his eyes!!”
“Yeah these boys are NOT slick.”
“So I had to lie to him and say I’m talking to someone. He’ll probably try and find out or confirm it.. this man is always in my stories”
“You know that if you say you’re single but not looking to date he’d never leave you alone about it. He’d be paying attention to everyone you seem friendlier with than him.”
“Right?? Ugh. Stalked if you do stalked if you don’t. Why does the only attention I ever get come from the ones I’m NOT interested in?”
“Oooh maybe tell him you’re seeing a woman!”
“Oh no way am I giving him that image to fantasize about.”
“Hm…Ya you’re right. Oh Tell him you got back with your ex. I’m sure Trey wouldn’t care, he’d back you up!”
“Huh… no… I just got Ali to like me I don’t wanna piss her off.”
“Yeah, makes sense. How is she by the way?”
“She’s good!! She just got a new dog he’s sooo cute!! His name is Chuggie!”
“Really?? Do you have a photo??”
“Let me look-“
“Excuse me, ladies? Excuse me,”
“Yeah? OH were we being too loud?”
“We? YOU were. I was using my INSIDE voice-“
“Well I’m-I’m so sorry. It’s just that.. I left my headphones in my room and I’m not trying to eavesdrop I swear. I just REALLY need to focus on studying tonight and I have an early exam.. sooo..”
“No!! OH SHIT! I’m so sorry!”
“It’s fine it’s-“
“No! We’re SO sorry! We gotta go anyways! Sorry! sometimes I forget other people can hear me when I’m sitting right behind them like duhhh that was so rude of us.”
“No it’s ok, thank you!”
“Yeah come on loud mouth.”
“Girl SHUT UP. Let’s go. Sorry again! You look really pretty! Good luck on your exam!”
“Heh.. hey!..Um…”
“Yeah?”
“Just- just tell that guy that you’re pregnant.”
“Oh! Huh..”
“Don’t make it a big conversation. Just go in, have a small moment of anxiety early in your shift, show him a little ‘moment of vulnerability’ say you think you might be pregnant and that you don’t wanna talk about it. And if he freezes or even if he says something comforting, you can be like thank you let’s please never bring it up ever again because you’d rather not think about it at work. He’ll probably leave you alone after that. Pregnancy scares are usually a deterrent… I mean…not always. But usually.”
“Huh. Not a bad idea.That might work with him he is so awkward around kids”
“You totally look like you could be pregnant”
“Shut the fuck up let’s go! Thank you so much! You’re a fucking goddess by the way! Are YOU single??”
“Oh! Uh..”
“Bitch, leave that poor woman alone. We’re going! Sorry again! Byyye thanks for the legit advice!”
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