So little time...

... to enjoy everything life has to offer.

[minar-artwork]

dragon & tiger + matching icons for you and your bae 

[humanundead]

[schuylering]

AMAZING

[on-the-lamb-deactivated20180415]

It is a well known fact that Latin is the true language of the gays

[espill]

in Spain, “entender” (to understand), is very much used in the same way. “Ella entiende” = she understands = she is a lesbian

[exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear]

*points at girl* does she…you know….understand??

[omghotmemes]

I nose-breathed way too hard at this one

[slimetony]

*doing a tarot card reading* uh oh… this guy has a sword… better watch out for that…

[chekhov]

[wildeismsremade-deactivated2019]

[broitsablog]

@indigopersei is the french language just always on the verge of getting someone accused of assault or..?

[dammitperseus]

my friend, if only you knew

[randomfandomteacher]

It’s a very dangerous language to learn

[party-bees-deactivated20181211]

Here’s an interesting thing about French! Everything needs to have an article in front of it. That’s why it’s “la chat” as opposed to just “chat”. So, for instance, you could say la fille for the girl, or jeune fille for young girl, but you can’t just say fille, because that means you are calling her a sex worker in a derogatory way.

The moral of the story is, if you want to make something rude in French, just take out the article in front of it. Yes, this works for nearly. every. word.

[wine-dark-sea]

#now I’m wondering how often my high school french teacher was silently screaming because of this little fact

Every year. Every year there’s that kid who forgets that you can’t translate “I am excited” to “Je suis excitée”. And every year Monsieur Jordan has to slam the brakes before that kid can finish his sentence and then tactfully ask him not to announce to the class that he is horny.

[shamwowxl]

“is the french language always on the verge” oh buddy, oh pal, i am so happy to break this news to you: 

[super-metroid]

truly the language of love

[fartfartlbalahaahahahaahaha]

[shiftythrifting]

[gallusrostromegalus]

For those of you that are wondering, please have one of the fiest pieces of radio comedy ever:

[jaynavajasso]

the first time i watched this i laughed so hard i nearly puked

[orwellsunderpants]

THIRD BASE

[lordkevington-deactivated-deact]

Since I was 8 and found out about this for the first time my family has always followed up on someone saying “I don’t know,” with shouting “THIRD BASE”

[fuckoffidiots69-deactivated2021]

im craving asparagus wtf is wrong with me

[rnacintosh-blog]

it’s better than craving for her to love me back

[fuckoffidiots69-deactivated2021]

i dont know what to say im sorry

[p0ply]

pre NH villagers have the amount of siblings they have listed on their wiki pages so i wanted to draw designing some of them :’3

[yndu-deactivated20161204]

every semicolon i’ve ever used has been a shot in the dark

[allegedadulthood]

Semicolon use is actually quite simple; semicolons separate two complete, related sentences.

[yndu-deactivated20161204]

cool; bro

[whatacatch-mai]

bun

[pawzcore]

i almost forgot i drew this doodle of my cat last night

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[thezeldafanboy]

The cats have finally returned to the airports :) the earth is healing

[hugal]

[beetlebay]

isopods eating Doritos

[citrusy-teas]

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