Evil Evil Zombie
“Evil evil zombie where did you go? I was growing accustomed to all your groans.” Here in the sewers I’ve often proposed “What’s wrong with sludge wrestling when you’re with bros?” “UUUGH!” You replied as to say "not today". “You’re right, to you all this must seem so plain. An outsider might just think us insane To spend all our days in a sewer’s decay.” “Reveal your true self! You covetous swine, Did you think you could just slip from behind? I know what you seek but you will not find. I hid it myself before I went blind. “Do not toy with me boy I’m not some fool!” To which he just stood there, dripping with drool. “You arrogant husk! You can’t be a ghoul You don’t stink enough & you’ve been so rude. If these be my last words leave me with pride & know there’s honor in how I have died. Last week I listened while my zombie expired & we’ve been sludge wrestling every night.”