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Okay, since nobody actually update the events or places we have went so far, me shall do it. So we have been going out since these few months and there’s too many of them so I shall just update the more important and exciting event which is TA DA, Sam’s birthday’s celebration with a few honoured guests.

So on the 3rd of April 2016, it is decided that we will celebrate Sam’s birthday at Botanic Garden and we decided to invite Sam’s love love aka Amir, and as well as Shalini and her little cheeky brother. So apparently, Siva, Cass was planning the en route at botanic gardens like weeks before the celebration date. Since they are the planners, they will going first to the venue along with Amir, Shalini and her brother.

Hence, PT(me), PK, Felicia, Mirosha and Sam will be going after them. It was a day of hectic and waiting because of some late-comers lol but it was good because Siva and Cass wants us to store time for them so yeah. Kinda works. Anyway, so when we reach Botanic Gardens, we were ‘told’ that we have to meet at the Swans Lake so we starts to embark. Although I went ahead of the group most of the time. Sorry for being anti-social but I want to have a quiet and alone time walking to soak in the air and greens.

Anyway, once we reached Orchid Gardens, the sky darkens and rain starts to pour so yeah. We kinda have to seek refuge LOL. But it was nice because we managed to witness a wedding pictorial going on. So anyway, we decided to continue walking afterwards. And then blah blah blah blah, we reached Swan Lake and we surprised Sam! But the surprise does not stop there. So anyway, the real surprise was Amir in the pavilion, offering her rose.

Ho damn cause Sam was surprised to see him there and love’s in the air cause they so cute and shy. HAHAHAHAHAH I feel so embarrassed tbh. And so we ate and played some mini games and yeah. The celebrations ended there and we took some pictures and yeah. That’s how it went. It was a short getaway for me since I was so busy with school works and projects. HAHA, and I’m glad to go for the celebration.

Honestly, I feel lazy typing this haha, so sorry for being half hearted lol

By PT

TO MONKEYS

I LOVE YALL OKAY

DONT BE A BITCH EVERY SINGLE TIME

FROM PT

le me trying to update this dead ass blog

alright alright alright guys. Since the only recent update we have in this blog are just some pictures, me decided to type some long ass post here. Hope you guys read it or something. lol, i hope

2016 and my school year is getting even busier and busier, not to mention more stress too. I’m facing quite a few problems and I just hope that the storms will be over soon. My school life is so happening right now. Filled with presentations, essays, assignments and even a production, I’m struggling to survive this semester. Sometimes, I got so stressed, I feel irritated at you guys sometimes. Especially towards Cass (so sorry for pinpointing you but you know I’m not sorry right). HAHAHAHA, is it too late to say sorry? LOL

I just feel like you guys are getting sensitive, (you know who I am talking about.) and I got really irritated at the conversations we have in the group. Actually, ME TOO. I’M BECOMING A SENSITIVE BITCH TOO. Yeah, I know that some of us don’t understand how you guys feel (YOU TWO. TWO OF YOU. ONE BLACK ONE YELLOW. YOU KNOW YOURSELF), but do you guys know how we feel? LOL, just saying though. Not trying to make this problem big again. I mean, I do think about it in yall de shoes and understand what you guys are trying to say here. But maybe think about it in our shoes too? I don’t know. I mean back then, it’s not even something worth to be make a big deal with. And in my honest opinion, it kinda seems demanding? idk, it is just my own opinion. And really, I know sometimes it is irritating to have nobody replying to anything in the group. You know, this is when I hated technology. Face to Face interaction is the best. Looking forward to the next chalet tho. Oh yeah, those that is against or just want to say what you really feel, feel free to post too. This is a free platform and everybody have the rights to say their own views and all just like what I am doing but yeah. Just to let you two know that I am not picking up a fight. HHAHAHAHAHAHA. I have enough problems in my own NAFA friendship so I don’t really want anything to happen to ours. But back then, it became a big deal in our clique and that sometimes I just feel like shutting myself up because I am tired of dealing with any humans and not care about you guys anymore but deep down, I know this is not what I really wanted. I know all of us have our own problems in our lives. We may have forged new friendships when all of us are in a new school but I know all of us, Monkeys wont forget each other and I really wanted us to be together in the near future. So cheers to many more years to come? HAHAHAHA

I really want to have an escape. you know, like take a trip to somewhere. Maybe we can go to a nice cafe, drink some coffee and eat some cake and we can do our own things and maybe chat a bit. Kinda miss the times we often go to Macdonalds to study and get fat. Maybe we can go there sometimes?

And really, we should really just one day go out and have a meal together. I like it how Shirley always try to have a meal together with us and how Siva wanted to make it into a monthly thing. I think that is nice!

We probably can do that after the chalet! Heheh! I kinda hate school but love school also at the same time. Oh btw, I got awarded a bursary. thankfully I have a backup plan for my school fees.

Hey shall we talk about our dreams? LOL

I shall say mine. Alright, we all know that I wanted to open up a shop. and let me tell you my dreams and how I am going to get there specifically.

1) I am going to graduate from NAFA!

2) I am probably going to work some part time jobs to raise money for my university life.

3) I am deciding to go either Paris, France or Germany to study for my degree. I am probably going to have a hard time there but I know with perseverance, I can do this shit.

4) Return to Singapore and start the plans to open up my shop

5) I will open a theme shop! I want to implement art and f&b together.

6) Live my life even though it is not easy.

There, here we go. This is what I wanted in my life and hope to achieve in the next 10 years. Maybe I should write a letter to the future me aka 10 years later. HAHA, I should and so do you guys too.

Write about your dreams! I am dying to know what are your’s.

hahaha, I should stop. this is really long. LOL

Monkeying around,

Valentine's Day // Chinese New Year Celebration - People's Day // The Twins Birthday

Shirley's 19th Birthday ☺️

Throwback to Christmas 2015 at Coney Island

Throwback to Diwali 2015 😌

HAPPY 2016, 7TH YEAR OF FRIENDSHIP.

Happy New Year my fellow monkeys! It is the 14th day of 2016 today. How was everyone's 2015? Good times, bad times, we all went through it together. 2015 was a great year to me thanks to you guys. All of you get on my nerves at times and y'all are ugly as shit but nobody else brightens up my day like you guys do. It has been like 2 years since we graduated secondary school. Though we all graduated at different times, I'm glad we stayed together and kept in contact still. I'm glad some of us takes the effort to appear in our whatsapp group everyday. But some doesn't. It's understandable that everyone has different schedules and we're all busy. Yes. But I believe none of us are busy to the extent that we can't even take a small little effort to reply and tell each other about our days and talk shit and just chill. I'll be thankful if each person appears for at least 5 short minutes to chat and talk about something out of nothing and just enjoy each other's presence. What's more disappointing is that some people don't even bother to open the conversation. Is it that hard, really? I'm pretty sure people are not even gonna read this post. Especially those I'm typing this for. Some reads silently, some goes online but act as if the group doesn't exist, some just clicks on it to get rid of the notifications and reads nothing, some just keeps the group active which I'm thankful for. But please, guys. Since we all have different schedules and we hardly ever meet up as a whole anymore because of that, the only way to keep our friendship going and to know what's going on in each of our lives is to reply on whatsapp. It's not that hard, is it? There's no point for the group to be there anymore if it's always the same old people chatting there. It's really disappointing to know how some of you can't even take the littlest effort to reply when you can go online, but only replies certain people or group selectively. Don't even lie that you don't. Please, let's all put in the same amount of effort to keep monkeys alive, shall we? I love you guys. Don't shorten my life anymore. 😟 Many more years to come. Cheers.

WHERE ARE YOU GUYS MONKEYS? THIS BLOG IS SO DEAD PT

Hello

Yo guys. Been so busy with school and life that we have not been updating much. I'm flooded with assignments and projects and sometimes it sadden me that I can't go out with you guys sometimes. But fret not because its ending soon. My holidays are approaching though I think I probably will be working to pay for my school fees for the next sem. Many things happen to me during this few months and most of it aint happy. But when i think of you guys, i was comforted by the memories we have. Hope i can join you guys soon in all the outings and have some nice long talks in a cafe etc. We should really just settle down somewhere, have a nice coffee and chat. Hope to do it soon. :) Cheers! PT

Tanjong Pagar Railway Station on National Day 2015 with the Otaku Monkeys

- Monkey Prata

#monkeysiva

DONT LET IT DIE

Hey prata here, everyone has been busy and lazy to update.

ONCE IM DONE WITH EXAM I’LL BE BACK TO CHANGE THIS THEME.

We have had so many outings but no picture updates and funny posts (Pk *cough cough*)

Till Tuas then, let’s wait for our pretty pictures. Say something guys.

PS: I’m so happy you posted something soi LUBU STAY STRONG, YOU’RE DOING WELL! It will be worth it!

#MonkeySIVA

Guysguysguys♥monkikies Miss yall! Hows life hehe Im trying my best till end of exam If it ends wanna meet u guys so much asap! Hehe just wanna eat chicken legs with u guys on beach inside the tent^^ Hope u guys r happy as usual! N now in kor its super hot! Maybe hotter than sg haha Also rains alot too man! Lov ya guys♥from soysause/bean

Life...

Sup, my beloved monkeys. It's 26th July, 2015 today. It has been about almost 10 months since I graduated from Regent and about 3 months since I officially left church. I've been having no life ever since everyone started school. Sometimes I really wonder what am I doing with my life. Honestly if people didn't mess up my mind when I decided to study psychology in private school, I would've been in the same class with Siva, doing projects together now. But oh well. I blame myself for letting people change my mind so easily thinking that they have more experience and knowledge than I do. But right now, I'm still unsure of what I want to do in the future. My dream is to get a professional camera and to go overseas to study but as always, money is always the problem. How I wish I can at least get a job here in Singapore that has something related to photography. The saying among us, "Phinthong's hair is brighter than my future" is so true right now. But what would be for suitable for my situation is that even Siva's hair is brighter than my future now. LOL. As much as I hate studying, I don't want my education level to just end at 'O' levels. ... Hm. Complicated and confusing journey. But gotta set my mind right to go for what I want but before that, I gotta figure out what I really want first. Oh well. We'll see. At least I have you guys with me right? [P/s: Everyone's so busy that our blog is so dead now. I have nothing better to do so here I am, updating it. I've been pretty dead here too. I'll try to update more. Hahaha.]

#monkeycass

Phinkeaw’s book of Singaporean jokes (collection)

*includes non singaporean jokes

1. What is the world’s heaviest food?

Ans: Wanton Mee (One-ton mee)

2. Who is the world’s strongest man?

Ans: The man who make wanton mee.

DISCLAIMER: RACIST JOKE. BUT FUNNY BUT STILL RACIST. BUT FUNNY

3. God created 4 types of humans. The first type is the albino. The second type is the Chinese, followed by the Malay and then the Indian. These 4 humans are very dirty, hence God also created a pool for them to wash in. The albino went in first, and wash himself up. So when he came out after he’s done, everything about him is white. Then the Chinese went in. When he stepped into the pool, the water was a little dirty, due to the first wash from the albino. The Chinese had no choice, so he carried on washing with the same water. When the Chinese came out, he was a little yellow-ish, though still pretty clean as compared to the Malay and Indian. Next, is the Malay’s turn. When he stepped in the pool, he noticed that the water level went down to half. Without any other choices, he wash himself up and when he came out, he was brown. Then, the Indian went to the pool. The poor Indian find himself with only a puddle left. What did he do?

Ans: He stepped into the pool, and wash his palms. (that is why, when you notice an indian, their palms and soles are always more fair than their skin colour)

4. Why do Sherlock Holmes not own a phone cover?

Ans: Cuz he always cracks the case.

5. Beethoven died and was buried in a cemetery. One night, a woman walked past the cemetery and heard Symphony 9,8 and 7. She asked herself, “why would there be piano music in the cemetery at this time?” Terrified, she fled the place, and the very next day, she visited the mayor. She complained to the mayor and he did not believe her. So that same night, he went down to the cemetery. Then, he heard Symphony 6,5 and 4. Scared, he escaped the area. The next morning, he posed a challenge to his citizens to solve the mystery behind the piano music playing in the cemetery. He/she will be rewarded for their bravery. So, a brave little boy stepped up and said he will take up the challenge. So that night, he walked past the cemetery and heard Symphony 3,2, and 1. The little boy just silently walked past the cemetery. The next morning, he told the mayor he knew the answer. What did the boy say?

Ans: Beethoven is decomposing. (GET IT??)

6. What did you call a Malay who climb mountains?

Ans: Haikal (pronounced as “Hiker”)

7. How do hokkien fish laugh?

Ans: Hee Hee Hee (hokkien word for fish)

8. How do hokkien prawn laugh?

Ans: Hae Hae Hae (hokkien word for prawn)

9. What did the malay makcik says when she falls down?

Ans: Tu-dung! (Tudung, the headscarf for muslim women)

10. One day, Xiao Ming did something wrong, so his mother made him kneel in front of the altar, to plead for forgiveness. She said, “Only when God says okay, then he can stand up” The only thing is that, the “God” in the altar is a buddhist deity statue, and statues can’t talk. So at night, Xiao Ming’s mother went back to check on him, but to find that there’s no one there. Turns out Xiao Ming went back to his room. Why did he go back to his room when the statue can’t say okay?

Ans: The statue is the Goddess of Mercy.

*look at her hands*

psh, the okay sign there.

#singapore jokes #jokes

hi monkeys. its been a while since anyone here posted anything. I guess its because all of us are really busy. The poly students are back to school, PT have been working, Shirley (idk whats going on in your life, but you seems so busy that i hardly sees you in whatsapp), Sam in sec school, and its almost o levels. Cass ends work with PT, but she have her own commitments as well. And the always seems free Siva is finally schooling.

its kinda sad that we are not able to finish our June bucket list, partly because of me, seeing how i have 3 camps, a few meetings and projects and then bam! I am in school already.

I kinda regret being in the course i am in, and its kinda the first time i regret going through the flow. However, recently, i talked about life with a bunch of people, and someone posed questions about ourselves, making us really think back about the past choices we have made. He asked if we ever regret the choices we made, and when we said yes, he said “but the choices you made leads you to where you are now, and right now, with a bunch of people you love now.” he changes my mindset, and really makes me think back. If I didnt make the choices that I have made, I wouldnt have met the person i kind of like, my poly friends, my awards and the food i ate. (HAHAHA)

It was then i realised that I am actually happy. the fact that I have something to stress about is considered a luxury because there are children in the world who are unable to receive education and they probably deserves it more than myself. So, i should treasure my opportunities and the things I had and stop crying over things I dont have. I should appreciate what I have. However, these are the things that is hard to change and will probably take times, and it can be as long as a month, even years. Even when i have changed, there will definitely be times where I will complain and want a lot of things.

XOXO,

Monkey Keaw

#MONKEY KEAW

ATRIBEOFMONKEYS STORY TIME!

Mustard, a friend of Plum, was invited to dinner in his house one night, together with Plum's wife, Peacock. Before they started dining, they were catching up with each other in the living room. Plum suggested playing 'Cards Against Humanity'. The first round went smoothly but just before they continued with the second round, Plum decided to pass it to check on the food in the kitchen. While he was in the kitchen, he realised that Peacock and Mustard were being very quiet in the living room. Weirded out by the silence, Plum took a glimpse from the kitchen and realised that Peacock and Mustard were not there anymore. Plum was startled when the living room was empty. Just then, Mustard appeared right behind Plum with a pistol, threatening him to divorce with Peacock, saying "GIVE ME YOUR WIFE OR LOSE YOUR LIFE". After he said that sentence, he said while giggling, "I've always wanted to say that line. Hehehehehehe." Plum got taken aback and said, "BRUH. You scared the hell outta me!" Mustard's face turned from smiling to a straight face. "So, wife or life?" Plum, who is a highly educated genius, decided to trick his way out of danger. "I want you bruh. Before I die, I want to confess my love for you. I love you bruh." "I don't swing that way bruh." He made a face out of disgust. Just then, Plum snatched the pistol from Mustard, spun thrice, posed, pointing the gun at Mustard saying, "MY WIFE OR YOUR LIFE?" "WOAH WOAH WOAH CHILL BRUH. I WAS JUST JOKING." "Joking? Shall we try out if this gun's a joke too?" Plum pulled trigger. [To be continued...]

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