internet scumbag

disclaimer: i’m either complaining, shitposting, or a secret third thing

[twinkhole-destroyer]

“nobody wants to work anymore” yeah because everyone wants to kill themselves

[tsunflowers]

one of the best comics of all time honestly

[dogpuppy]

[wiki-but-made-them-up]

[zedogica]

ok. i survived 25 years outside the international space station. who gives a shit

[biglawbear]

Technically most moss is outside the international space station

[davvvd]

[leonkennedysprostate]

"don't assign human morality to non human things" is so true except when it comes to printers. they know what they are, they understand dilemmas and ethics and morality. they choose to be how they are, they choose to be evil, at their very core they are rotten

[narutwitter]

[whitealbum]

did you guys know that this website is for fun

[lena-oleanderson]

also a poem from the new, unreleased collection. very possibly my own all-time favourite.

[guerrillatech]

[medievalthymes]

bro your whimsy. you forgot your fucking whimsy. your solemn and somber attitude is scaring the hoes

[wellthatschaotic]

straigbt up "under it" and by "it" well lets jusr say, my blankeys

[louisegluckpdf]

hate when people are like "trust your gut! listen to your intuition!" like okay well my gut is telling me every person i lay eyes on is hunting me for sport and my intuition is saying i should find a secluded cave and live there forever so what do you suggest i do with that information

[absoluteconceptofbeauty]

Can one of you buy me a house.so i can be alone

[dostoevskys-spacecad3t-deactiva]

I blog for cool bitches who would’ve been burnt at the stake if it was the 1600s.

[guerrillatech]

[depsidase]