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Hate when I get to therapy and another client is going over time with my therapist. MF! Mom said it's my turn to be mentally ill!

I think slam dunking a duskull would feel good as fuck

#pokemon #duskull

who put you in a jar. do you need help getting oute :(

I think I like it in here. I don't want to leave. Also it's like a turtle shell situation in here soooooooo

Oh my goodness... she's gorgeous....

#project zomboid #pz #build 42 #I AM SO FUCKING EXCITED #DOES ANYONE KNOW IF WE HAVE BUILD 42 STABLE TOMORROW #CAUSE I GOT A FEELING

(Skylar White voice) Do not. Blaze hashtag handsome husband hashtag construction worker onto my feed.

#Tumblr ads #seriously though #get that white fuck head off my feed I'm tryna see freaky dog women go to town on each other

Nonbinary problem I've been having: I didn't change my name at all, cause it's mine, I like it, etc. But I do want to change my username (not this one, the one I use everywhere else). It comes across as self deprecating and frankly I don't care for it anymore. However. What the fuck do I replace it with?????

#nonbinary #I'm thinking like secondtimecharm #or something #please help #my only requirement is that it has the word second cause I like that part of my current username

I know I'm 22 years late to the Pikmin 2 party but what the FUCK is up with the shower room. Why is that the Pikmin Somme

#pikmin #pikmin 2

Sometimes I see this screenshot I took of a pygmy marmoset I took mid jump and it always gets me. Look at em go.

#pygmy marmoset #monkey #little fella's goin wahoooo

I love thinking to myself "hey if you're feeling frustrated/bored with the computer you can always get up and do something to clean your room" and then instead of doing that I sit there like this for an hour:

cryptdwelling

Chat I know literally nothing my anxious brain tells me is going to happen ever happens buuuuuut I think this time I'm actually gonna have a stroke and die. Odds are low but not zero which basically means it's guaranteed to happen. Sad!

I have never played any game involving the Xenomorph. I have never seen any of the movies. So why in the world did I have an extremely vivid dream about being chased by one through a sort of mall complex while everything went to shit around me. What the fuck, brain.

AC still broken. Can't sleep with my weighted blanket on. wuh.

agentletragedy

What if Dark Souls was 2?

jarfieid

That's scary... I don't know....

I've reached the stage of alcohol withdrawal where my anxiety has become measurably worse. It's gonna be worth it in the long term, I know it. Just. Fuuuuuuuuuuckkkkkkkkkk

#cw alcohol #two weeks sober tho #yaaaaaay #at one month I will get a part for my computer

How many royal taste testers do you think died from food allergies instead of poison? You'd hate to be the chef who perfected their shrimp scampi just for some bumpkin to drop dead and now you're in prison cause the universe decided to kill that guy with your food

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