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UNDER CONSTRUCTION Hey there, name's Zephyr. Most just call me Zeph or simply Z. I don't care either way. I work in the LOCCENT with Mister Choi himself. If you need anything, I'll get to it in due time. Zeph is Offline [{Indie OC RP Blog for Pacific Rim}] [{Multiverse, Multiship Blog}] [{OC & Crossover Friendly}] [{M!A: None, but accepting}] [{Tracking atrollintheloccent (formerly jzlam61793t)}]

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This blog is now an archive and will return again as a sideblog to @playerentity

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….. this is gross. -Grabs the tomato from his face and chucks it at Newt.- What are you even doing!

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      It’s a vegetable.

       [smacks at it with his club]        [misses entirely]

      I’m playing extreme golf.

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Yeah and food goes in your mouth, not all over my face. -He huffs.- Dude how is this golf? How is this extreme. Omg you're so lame man.

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I don’t know..

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[x]

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And cue Zeph getting smacked in the head by…. whatever the hell that was. “Really Newt?” comes the disgruntled voice of the LOCCENT officer.

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      [frowns]       [snickers a bit]

       Whaaaat?        It was just a tomato.

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..... this is gross. -Grabs the tomato from his face and chucks it at Newt.- What are you even doing!

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     Extreme golfing!

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And cue Zeph getting smacked in the head by.... whatever the hell that was. "Really Newt?" comes the disgruntled voice of the LOCCENT officer.

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The day after getting married. Zeph and Danny got matching tattoos on their hips. Fuck ring finger tattoos.

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[Text] MORE LIKE MY CRAZY HUSBAND.

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[SMS] drunk crazy husband [SMS] where are you I wanna cuddle

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[Text] Same place I always am… LOCCENT.

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Send me a ¤ and I will shuffle my playlist and create a character based on the first song that comes up.

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[Text] WHY ARE YOU CALLING MY DICK A ZUCCHINI?!

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[SMS] I’m DRUNK don’t fucking QUESTION the DRUNK guy

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[Text] MORE LIKE MY CRAZY HUSBAND.

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[Text] You better not be talking about someone else’s dick…

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[SMS] I was talking about yours but that text was meant for Newt… [SMS] shit [SMS] I FUCK EDUP

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[Text] WHY ARE YOU CALLING MY DICK A ZUCCHINI?!

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(785): Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.

[Text] You better not be talking about someone else's dick…

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I’M MARRIED BITCHES. MARRIED TO THE HOTTEST PIECE OF ASS IN THE K-SCIENCE DIVISION! SUCK IT!

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THAT’S MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

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Damn right you are baby! My gorgeous husband! -Kisses-

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Photos from the Lambert-Eddings Wedding • February 14th, 2026. Pictured is Mister Zephyr Lambert before the ceremony.

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Photos from the Lambert-Eddings Wedding • February 14th, 2026. Pictured is Mister Zephyr Lambert before the ceremony.