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@atruecooldude
If you were to vacuum up jello through a metal tube, well I think that’d be a neat noise
if i were to… ‘blow’? idk, pudding through a non-metal… shit what’s the opposite of tube? hold on im checking google
OH OK! pudding through a non-metal vagina, well you’d know that’d be a horrible sight
they took your p
Give it back. Give it back.
they took your u too
I AM SCARED. GIVE IT BACK.
nice k you have there
im taking it
so, i accidentally press the share button to some post, and uhh
wh-who are YOU?! i have never seen you in my life what? and why are you the FIRST one what??? Huh?! @jugglejerk why the HELL do you appear?!
schlorb
WHAT DOES THIS EVEN MEAN???
schlorb
IM JUST GOING TO START KILLING PEOPLE
schlorb
schlorb
IM GOING TO KILL YOU
schlorb
IM GOING TO KILL YOU
guide made in 2 seconds on how to ragebait, made by a literal child: Step 1. do not insult the person you're rage baiting, that is just being mean step 2. instead, just do shit to annoy them, or make shitty ass opinions, e.g 'boruto is peak', and act completely serious about it as they crash out
"have a good day" i say, currently being dragged to hell by the 'ragebaiters' who use it as 'it's just a prank bro'
schlorb
WHAT DOES THIS EVEN MEAN???
schlorb
I
AM
BACK
CURSE THESE FLESHLING THINGS LIKE “exams” AND “studying” I HAVE TAXES TO COLLECT!
I WILL NOW RETURN TO TORMENT THE LIVING, NOW GIVE ME YOUR BONES!
i don't have bones where my bones SHOULD be is just increasingly tiny cooldudes that stay in place until exposed to sunlight
HOW
HHOW DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
good question! counter argument:
OH NAGASH
ITS SO FUCKING BRIGHT
WHY DOES HE DANCE AT MY AGONY?
because i was hired by your evil doppleganger
TELL THAT GUY I FUCKING HATE HIM
yeah ok sure *i pull out a tricycle and ride away*
FUCK YOU
*blows up your tricycle with explosive skull*
nah that's it *i shoot a gun at you, it misses a hundred times, before hitting a ball, launching the ball onto my nose, the ball was a clown nose* honk honk, also a sledgehammer is falling on you right now
I HAVE BEEN STRUCK BY STRONGER AND LIVED.
yeah but there's ANOTHER sledgehammer falling on you
I HAVE BEEN STRUCK WITH BLADES 10 TIMES AS HEAVY AND LIVED.
YOUR HAMMER HAS NO USE HERE
Wait shit misclicked with the reblog now
Anyways: here's a sledgehammer that Is 10.000001x heavier
ITS NOT EVEN BEING USED PROPERLY I CAN JUST SIDESTEP IT
theres a red X where you're standing
*SIDESTEPS*
Darn
Well uhh
*I check my pockets*
...
Well, I have this
*I deploy the dog*
COUNTER ARGUMENT:
*i watch as the little white dog starts to consume the bones of... that thing* ... Damnit this is why you should never trust an annoying dog
Bone ibuproefn
WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?
Like ibuprofen but made for skeletons
WHAT DOES THAT EVEN DO?
makes your bones stop itching
THEY DONT ITCH THOUGH?
I DONT HAVE NERVES
that's it *gives you nerves*
IM PURE BONE I CANT HAVE NERVES
that's it *adds muscles to give you nerves* *adds nerves*
MY SKELETAL STRUCTURE WAS DESIGNED WITHOUT THE WEAKNESS OF THE FLESH IN MIND.
THERE IS NO FEASIBLE WAY TO GIVE ME MUSCLES
>:( that is it im rearranging your skeleton
HOW?
THERE IS NO OTHER WAY TO ORGANISE IT
>: (
Thats it
*changes all your bones so i can reorganise it*
*RESHAPES ALL KY BONES BACK TO THE CORRECT SHAPE*
asjfokewogjiejgieji ok thats it *just glues the flesh on*
THAT WONT WORK AT ALL
Oh come in why not?! >:(
I DONT HAVE A NERVOUS SYSTEM
SHIT
Bone ibuproefn
WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?
Like ibuprofen but made for skeletons
WHAT DOES THAT EVEN DO?
makes your bones stop itching
THEY DONT ITCH THOUGH?
I DONT HAVE NERVES
that's it *gives you nerves*
IM PURE BONE I CANT HAVE NERVES
that's it *adds muscles to give you nerves* *adds nerves*
MY SKELETAL STRUCTURE WAS DESIGNED WITHOUT THE WEAKNESS OF THE FLESH IN MIND.
THERE IS NO FEASIBLE WAY TO GIVE ME MUSCLES
>:( that is it im rearranging your skeleton
HOW?
THERE IS NO OTHER WAY TO ORGANISE IT
>: (
Thats it
*changes all your bones so i can reorganise it*
*RESHAPES ALL KY BONES BACK TO THE CORRECT SHAPE*
asjfokewogjiejgieji ok thats it *just glues the flesh on*
THAT WONT WORK AT ALL
Oh come in why not?! >:(
I
AM
BACK
CURSE THESE FLESHLING THINGS LIKE “exams” AND “studying” I HAVE TAXES TO COLLECT!
I WILL NOW RETURN TO TORMENT THE LIVING, NOW GIVE ME YOUR BONES!
i don't have bones where my bones SHOULD be is just increasingly tiny cooldudes that stay in place until exposed to sunlight
HOW
HHOW DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
good question! counter argument:
OH NAGASH
ITS SO FUCKING BRIGHT
WHY DOES HE DANCE AT MY AGONY?
because i was hired by your evil doppleganger
TELL THAT GUY I FUCKING HATE HIM
yeah ok sure *i pull out a tricycle and ride away*
FUCK YOU
*blows up your tricycle with explosive skull*
nah that's it *i shoot a gun at you, it misses a hundred times, before hitting a ball, launching the ball onto my nose, the ball was a clown nose* honk honk, also a sledgehammer is falling on you right now
I HAVE BEEN STRUCK BY STRONGER AND LIVED.
yeah but there's ANOTHER sledgehammer falling on you
I HAVE BEEN STRUCK WITH BLADES 10 TIMES AS HEAVY AND LIVED.
YOUR HAMMER HAS NO USE HERE
Wait shit misclicked with the reblog now
Anyways: here's a sledgehammer that Is 10.000001x heavier
ITS NOT EVEN BEING USED PROPERLY I CAN JUST SIDESTEP IT
theres a red X where you're standing
*SIDESTEPS*
Darn
Well uhh
*I check my pockets*
...
Well, I have this
*I deploy the dog*
Bone ibuproefn
WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?
Like ibuprofen but made for skeletons
WHAT DOES THAT EVEN DO?
makes your bones stop itching
THEY DONT ITCH THOUGH?
I DONT HAVE NERVES
that's it *gives you nerves*
IM PURE BONE I CANT HAVE NERVES
that's it *adds muscles to give you nerves* *adds nerves*
MY SKELETAL STRUCTURE WAS DESIGNED WITHOUT THE WEAKNESS OF THE FLESH IN MIND.
THERE IS NO FEASIBLE WAY TO GIVE ME MUSCLES
>:( that is it im rearranging your skeleton
HOW?
THERE IS NO OTHER WAY TO ORGANISE IT
>: (
Thats it
*changes all your bones so i can reorganise it*
*RESHAPES ALL KY BONES BACK TO THE CORRECT SHAPE*
asjfokewogjiejgieji ok thats it *just glues the flesh on*
I
AM
BACK
CURSE THESE FLESHLING THINGS LIKE “exams” AND “studying” I HAVE TAXES TO COLLECT!
I WILL NOW RETURN TO TORMENT THE LIVING, NOW GIVE ME YOUR BONES!
i don't have bones where my bones SHOULD be is just increasingly tiny cooldudes that stay in place until exposed to sunlight
HOW
HHOW DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
good question! counter argument:
OH NAGASH
ITS SO FUCKING BRIGHT
WHY DOES HE DANCE AT MY AGONY?
because i was hired by your evil doppleganger
TELL THAT GUY I FUCKING HATE HIM
yeah ok sure *i pull out a tricycle and ride away*
FUCK YOU
*blows up your tricycle with explosive skull*
nah that's it *i shoot a gun at you, it misses a hundred times, before hitting a ball, launching the ball onto my nose, the ball was a clown nose* honk honk, also a sledgehammer is falling on you right now
I HAVE BEEN STRUCK BY STRONGER AND LIVED.
yeah but there's ANOTHER sledgehammer falling on you
I HAVE BEEN STRUCK WITH BLADES 10 TIMES AS HEAVY AND LIVED.
YOUR HAMMER HAS NO USE HERE
Wait shit misclicked with the reblog now
Anyways: here's a sledgehammer that Is 10.000001x heavier
ITS NOT EVEN BEING USED PROPERLY I CAN JUST SIDESTEP IT
theres a red X where you're standing
Bone ibuproefn
WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?
Like ibuprofen but made for skeletons
WHAT DOES THAT EVEN DO?
makes your bones stop itching
THEY DONT ITCH THOUGH?
I DONT HAVE NERVES
that's it *gives you nerves*
IM PURE BONE I CANT HAVE NERVES
that's it *adds muscles to give you nerves* *adds nerves*
MY SKELETAL STRUCTURE WAS DESIGNED WITHOUT THE WEAKNESS OF THE FLESH IN MIND.
THERE IS NO FEASIBLE WAY TO GIVE ME MUSCLES
>:( that is it im rearranging your skeleton
HOW?
THERE IS NO OTHER WAY TO ORGANISE IT
>: (
Thats it
*changes all your bones so i can reorganise it*
I
AM
BACK
CURSE THESE FLESHLING THINGS LIKE “exams” AND “studying” I HAVE TAXES TO COLLECT!
I WILL NOW RETURN TO TORMENT THE LIVING, NOW GIVE ME YOUR BONES!
i don't have bones where my bones SHOULD be is just increasingly tiny cooldudes that stay in place until exposed to sunlight
HOW
HHOW DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
good question! counter argument:
OH NAGASH
ITS SO FUCKING BRIGHT
WHY DOES HE DANCE AT MY AGONY?
because i was hired by your evil doppleganger
TELL THAT GUY I FUCKING HATE HIM
yeah ok sure *i pull out a tricycle and ride away*
FUCK YOU
*blows up your tricycle with explosive skull*
nah that's it *i shoot a gun at you, it misses a hundred times, before hitting a ball, launching the ball onto my nose, the ball was a clown nose* honk honk, also a sledgehammer is falling on you right now
I HAVE BEEN STRUCK BY STRONGER AND LIVED.
yeah but there's ANOTHER sledgehammer falling on you
I HAVE BEEN STRUCK WITH BLADES 10 TIMES AS HEAVY AND LIVED.
YOUR HAMMER HAS NO USE HERE
Wait shit misclicked with the reblog now
Anyways: here's a sledgehammer that Is 10.000001x heavier
