Not quite a human disaster, maybe a human mishap.

Dexter|they/it/bun|nonbinary|unlabeled|18|white. Doing my best.

[sangled]

an unfortunate addition to the susie fan club

[sangled]

susie is ready to be hated again

[sangled]

kris got to them first

[mosquitogirl]

one of my favorite pigeon pages slaps HRT over all of their photos which im sure is just the page owner’s initials or something but its funny to think of them as advertising the effects of hormone replacement therapy

[brownpau]

From the Red Bull Daniel Craig interview.

[aishaempire]

[hatchetfield-scarecrow]

[flamingbiscuit]

Tori in some fits because I love her 🧎‍♀️💕

[lowpolyanimals]

Pill Bug from A Bug’s Life

[wizardonline]

YOU live in an artificially constructed social order. i live in the wizard tower i built illegally inside my head :)

[fatsexybitch]

Why would you have like, zoning laws in your head

[wizardonline]

it's like a fish tank in there

[theyshapedlikefriends]

あしながタコ之助 ふわコット

[dalishprince-deactivated2015062]

here’s a picture of me doing blood magic

[directorkresnik]

but theres no picture there

[dalishprince-deactivated2015062]

thats right kids i dont do blood magic keep the maker in your hearts and be like me

[uoa]

accidentally sending ;) instead of :) and feeling like you’ve just offered them your body

[7000dairy]

[kairenn-n]

yes, babe, you’re sick and twisted, will you come back to bed- what? yes, of course you’re evil and irredeemable. now can you please cuddle with me

[birdsareblooming]

Everyone wonders why Kris eats so much random shit, bitch they were raised by goats

[birdsareblooming]

[birdsareblooming]

naw he was raised by a hedgehog that's a whole different beast (bugs and chilidogs)

[pukicho]

 I am extremely bad at age of empires 4

[ultrabootyholetroll-deactivated]

Noob

[pukicho]

Wahhh wahh I didn’t put more hours into the game wahhh

[pukicho]

Shit yourself 

[theoriginalmadlad]

Honestly why does shit yourself sound worse to me then kys? I think it’s because you want them to live with the torment and embarrassment of shitting themselves.

[pukicho]

KYS is a mean colloquialism, but I genuinely want them to shit themself

[funny-tik-toks]

[sa5hi5hi]

[gobblechopstv]