Attention Deficient Musings

I'm a geek from maine. I love tech, computers, games both digital and tabletop. I like to drink, I love music. I also have a life, and sometimes I will bitch about it.

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I don't know how to date outside of bumble. Is it weird that when I go out to a show and see women I should be flirting with that I just feel like I want to go home and cry?

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This is fake food in a doctor's office. I have no idea what the hell the giant yellow thing with red spots is, but I do not want it.

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Call me childish, but I walked past this at work this morning and laughed.

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Sometimes my work days involve lots of Reddit, sometimes they're like this and I think my head is going to explode.

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FIRE!

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This room is giant, empty, and has a rubber floor. It is aching to have Nerf battles in it.

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Putting it in black and white makes this stupidity classier, right?

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My coffee cup just got way happier to see me.

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Things are about to get much googlier... eyed.

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Looking chilly Portland.

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So, this building I work at has a handicap accessible ramp that goes to a window that doesn't open. I think it's some kind of elaborate practical joke.

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Have you ever grabbed a hoodie off your coat rack and thought "Ohh, that's where I put the machete"? Because I have, and it was today.

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Had much fun in Philadelphia, happy to sleep in my own bed tonight, but bummed to be on the bus home and away from the fun and friends.

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I don't think this bathroom has to worry about running out of tp

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Yeah, all the badgers I know really hate paperwork.

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My mom is cat sitting the fattest cat ever.