Better than Four and X, that's for sure.

(their green ass is NOT better than Four and X imo it's in-character)

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uh I honestly don't know what to say about this guy. what applies to @askau4x applies here and Two is just more important because theyre the focus

Main: @idontknowimtrying

Askblogs: @askau4x, @existenceisagony, @purple-pippins-askblog, @sky-blue-pippins-blog, @long-gone-and-many-forgotten, @the-pond-of-tears-streams-down <- outdated i have more than 10 now and I am not updating this

Green in-character, purple ooc

REMEMBER: I HAVE NEVER WATCHED TPOT PAST LIKE THE FIRST 3-5 EPISODES. ALMOST ALL OF TPOT IS NONCANON TO THIS BLOG, INCLUDING TWO HAVING DEPRESSION FROM GATY GOING MISSING AND GATY'S DISAPPEARANCE IN GENERAL (which i only know happened about from osmosis lmao)

WARNING: SWEARS

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X must be informed that we have murdered two and also! revived them yay

they know

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ok

:(

(it's not actually that bad...)

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i point and laugh

:( :(

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you look like a guy who has a sister and she wanted to play dress up with you

:(

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ok will you play the game now or do i have to throw more things at you

please dont throw more things at me it really hurt

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i put pretty pink bows on two and run away

HEY-

actually this isn't so bad

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

:(

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two is alive again but also pretty for 15 asks and x gets to laugh at them

beats being dead.

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WAIT SINCE TWO IS DEAD CAN I FINALLY MAKE MY TEA😊

I mean shit sure ig

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take them to an american hospital and see their reaction to the $635456747646261838487575919174000000 hospital bill

I honestly don't know how to respond. speaking of sorry I was late to respond I was getting a tour of my new school again (had one before but immediately forgot)

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*gets two an ice pack*

I mean, it's worth a shot.

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🏀⚽🏀🏀⚽🏀⚽🏈🏀🥎🥎🏈🥎🏈🥎🏀🥎🏀🥎⚽⚾⚽⚾⚾⚾🥎🏀🥎⚽🥎⚽⚾🏀⚾🏀⚾🏈🏐🏐🏐🏐🏐🏐🏐🎱

...two remains lying dead on the floor. Four has left.

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hey four :)) you should throw that stick at them its not like itll make anything worse

...no?! I'm not gonna throw the stick at them! They could be DEAD!

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oh uh oops.... hahaha....

Four has appeared and is poking them with a stick. They aren't responding.

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ONLY IF YOU LISTEN TO ME BITCH🥑🥒🥄🧊🍭

two is lying unresponsive on the floor. I think you killed them.

good i hated that guy (gender neutral)

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please just play the game🥺🥺🥺🍉🍍🌽🍅🍎

STOP THROWING SHIT AT ME