audrey xu

🇨🇳🇬🇧

[au-xu-bless-u]

Hey! This is Audrey!

Audrey is fine :)

16 years old

6th year

Hufflepuff Prefect (Hufflepuff unite!)

She/her

Sexuality: wouldn’t you like to know weatherboy

Likes:

My friends

reading

cooking

staring at the sunset (fight me)

smoking (if you ask irl I will deny)

museums

my pet fishes, (yu yu and sunny <3)

Dislikes:

Assholes (trust me I’ll let you know)

Spiders

Friends <3:

Percy Weasley: @percy-ignatius-weasley

Oliver Wood: @oliverwood333

Cedric Diggory: @cedric-diggorys-blog

Penelope Clearwater: @penelope-clearwater

Cho Chang: @inkstainedsnitches

Marcus Flint: @bestcaptianever

Roger Davis:

(All my friends are nerds and captains :/)

ooc: this is a rp blog. Find me @winn-wynn

[au-xu-bless-u]

Saw a bug my life is over fuck Hogwarts bye guys

[bestcaptianever]

I hope it had wings so it chases you down wherever you go

[au-xu-bless-u]

YOURE SO RUDE I HOPE OLIVER STEALS THE QUIDDITCH PITCH FROM YOU

[bestcaptianever]

WELL I HOPE THE BUG LAYS EGGS SO IT MULTIPLES AND GO INVADE YOUR HOME

[au-xu-bless-u]

IM GONNA PUT THE BUG IN YOUR DORM AND HOPE IT EATS EVERY ONE OF YOUR SOCKS

[bestcaptianever]

HELL NAH

I HOPE CLEARWATER'S CATS TRASH YOUR DORM AND BRING YOU DEAD MICE SO IT STINKS UP THE PLACE

[au-xu-bless-u]

I’m just gonna bring it to your dorm dummy

[au-xu-bless-u]

Saw a bug my life is over fuck Hogwarts bye guys

[bestcaptianever]

I hope it had wings so it chases you down wherever you go

[au-xu-bless-u]

YOURE SO RUDE I HOPE OLIVER STEALS THE QUIDDITCH PITCH FROM YOU

[bestcaptianever]

WELL I HOPE THE BUG LAYS EGGS SO IT MULTIPLES AND GO INVADE YOUR HOME

[au-xu-bless-u]

IM GONNA PUT THE BUG IN YOUR DORM AND HOPE IT EATS EVERY ONE OF YOUR SOCKS

[au-xu-bless-u]

Saw a bug my life is over fuck Hogwarts bye guys

[bestcaptianever]

I hope it had wings so it chases you down wherever you go

[au-xu-bless-u]

YOURE SO RUDE I HOPE OLIVER STEALS THE QUIDDITCH PITCH FROM YOU

[au-xu-bless-u]

Saw a bug my life is over fuck Hogwarts bye guys

[au-xu-bless-u]

Can I write fanfictions about my friends?

THERE IS ONLY SO MUCH PATROLLING A PERSON CAN DO

[bestcaptianever]

I'll pay you 20 sickles to write about Clearwater and Mcgonagall

Scratch that, she would be into that

Write about her and Snape

[au-xu-bless-u]

@bestcaptianever

If snape finds out and gives me detention for a year you better pay me 30 sickles

Penelope walked around her dorm room anxiously biting her nail. She just couldn’t help it. It was potion’s class today with her favorite professor in more ways than one. His slick back hair, strong nose, and piercing dark eyes. Professor Snape had it all, the way he disciplined his students. Sometimes she wishes he’d discipline her.

It’s just not fair, him being her teacher while she’s just a student. If only he was a few years younger or her a few years older. It would have worked out she knows it would.

Instead she has to pine from afar, watching as his eyes skim over her. He would never love her.

Penelope snapped out of her daydreams. She shook her head and told herself “Penny, it’s just a dumb crush you can get over it.”

She frowns and thinks about Professor Snape’s smirk and sighs. If only it was that easy.

[au-xu-bless-u]

@penelope-clearwater are you proud of me

[penelope-clearwater]

HELLO???

um

i don't really enjoy being shipped with a professor

like at least make it one of the hot ones

though i do appreciate the writing

[au-xu-bless-u]

I was gonna tell flint that tbh but he did give me money

Next time I will write one with you and mcgonagall something

[penelope-clearwater]

understandable

lets hope there isnt a next time <3

[au-xu-bless-u]

Fine I’ll be boring and write you x Percy x Oliver

Or I’ll be spicy and write you x flint

[penelope-clearwater]

oh fuck yeah

WAIT NO

GOD NO

NOT HIM

PLEASE

[au-xu-bless-u]

BUT IT BE SO FUNNY

[penelope-clearwater]

Auds.

If you do that, im going to kill myself and you.

simultaneously.

i would rather fucking die

[au-xu-bless-u]

Man hater fr fr

Me x you thoughts 👀👀👀

[penelope-clearwater]

more like Marcus hater

we'd be a really fucking cute couple

i doubt we would be a healthy one, but its fine cus we're pretty :P

[bestcaptianever]

@au-xu-bless-u if you dare to write a single word of me x HER

i'll get your family in a debt that none of your grandkids are going to be able to pay

[au-xu-bless-u]

@bestcaptianever BRUH I HAVENT DONE ANYTHING LOLLLL

[bestcaptianever]

you better

I will be watching

I have eyes everywhere

[au-xu-bless-u]

Marcus kissed Penelope the end

[bestcaptianever]

you are dead meat

[au-xu-bless-u]

It twas worth it

[au-xu-bless-u]

Can I write fanfictions about my friends?

THERE IS ONLY SO MUCH PATROLLING A PERSON CAN DO

[bestcaptianever]

I'll pay you 20 sickles to write about Clearwater and Mcgonagall

Scratch that, she would be into that

Write about her and Snape

[au-xu-bless-u]

@bestcaptianever

If snape finds out and gives me detention for a year you better pay me 30 sickles

Penelope walked around her dorm room anxiously biting her nail. She just couldn’t help it. It was potion’s class today with her favorite professor in more ways than one. His slick back hair, strong nose, and piercing dark eyes. Professor Snape had it all, the way he disciplined his students. Sometimes she wishes he’d discipline her.

It’s just not fair, him being her teacher while she’s just a student. If only he was a few years younger or her a few years older. It would have worked out she knows it would.

Instead she has to pine from afar, watching as his eyes skim over her. He would never love her.

Penelope snapped out of her daydreams. She shook her head and told herself “Penny, it’s just a dumb crush you can get over it.”

She frowns and thinks about Professor Snape’s smirk and sighs. If only it was that easy.

[bestcaptianever]

I double that if you get fanart going

@penelope-clearwater

[penelope-clearwater]

kys

[au-xu-bless-u]

I would but I can’t draw

[au-xu-bless-u]

WAIT HOLD UP

[au-xu-bless-u]

BOOM

@bestcaptianever @penelope-clearwater

[penelope-clearwater]

WTF???

[au-xu-bless-u]

@penelope-clearwater are you proud of me

[penelope-clearwater]

no.

i'm very disappointed.

[au-xu-bless-u]

Man

[au-xu-bless-u]

Can I write fanfictions about my friends?

THERE IS ONLY SO MUCH PATROLLING A PERSON CAN DO

[bestcaptianever]

I'll pay you 20 sickles to write about Clearwater and Mcgonagall

Scratch that, she would be into that

Write about her and Snape

[au-xu-bless-u]

@bestcaptianever

If snape finds out and gives me detention for a year you better pay me 30 sickles

Penelope walked around her dorm room anxiously biting her nail. She just couldn’t help it. It was potion’s class today with her favorite professor in more ways than one. His slick back hair, strong nose, and piercing dark eyes. Professor Snape had it all, the way he disciplined his students. Sometimes she wishes he’d discipline her.

It’s just not fair, him being her teacher while she’s just a student. If only he was a few years younger or her a few years older. It would have worked out she knows it would.

Instead she has to pine from afar, watching as his eyes skim over her. He would never love her.

Penelope snapped out of her daydreams. She shook her head and told herself “Penny, it’s just a dumb crush you can get over it.”

She frowns and thinks about Professor Snape’s smirk and sighs. If only it was that easy.

[bestcaptianever]

I double that if you get fanart going

@penelope-clearwater

[penelope-clearwater]

kys

[au-xu-bless-u]

I would but I can’t draw

[au-xu-bless-u]

WAIT HOLD UP

[au-xu-bless-u]

BOOM

@bestcaptianever @penelope-clearwater

[penelope-clearwater]

WTF???

[au-xu-bless-u]

@penelope-clearwater are you proud of me

[au-xu-bless-u]

Can I write fanfictions about my friends?

THERE IS ONLY SO MUCH PATROLLING A PERSON CAN DO

[bestcaptianever]

I'll pay you 20 sickles to write about Clearwater and Mcgonagall

Scratch that, she would be into that

Write about her and Snape

[au-xu-bless-u]

@bestcaptianever

If snape finds out and gives me detention for a year you better pay me 30 sickles

Penelope walked around her dorm room anxiously biting her nail. She just couldn’t help it. It was potion’s class today with her favorite professor in more ways than one. His slick back hair, strong nose, and piercing dark eyes. Professor Snape had it all, the way he disciplined his students. Sometimes she wishes he’d discipline her.

It’s just not fair, him being her teacher while she’s just a student. If only he was a few years younger or her a few years older. It would have worked out she knows it would.

Instead she has to pine from afar, watching as his eyes skim over her. He would never love her.

Penelope snapped out of her daydreams. She shook her head and told herself “Penny, it’s just a dumb crush you can get over it.”

She frowns and thinks about Professor Snape’s smirk and sighs. If only it was that easy.

[au-xu-bless-u]

@penelope-clearwater are you proud of me

[penelope-clearwater]

HELLO???

um

i don't really enjoy being shipped with a professor

like at least make it one of the hot ones

though i do appreciate the writing

[au-xu-bless-u]

I was gonna tell flint that tbh but he did give me money

Next time I will write one with you and mcgonagall something

[penelope-clearwater]

understandable

lets hope there isnt a next time <3

[au-xu-bless-u]

Fine I’ll be boring and write you x Percy x Oliver

Or I’ll be spicy and write you x flint

[penelope-clearwater]

oh fuck yeah

WAIT NO

GOD NO

NOT HIM

PLEASE

[au-xu-bless-u]

BUT IT BE SO FUNNY

[penelope-clearwater]

Auds.

If you do that, im going to kill myself and you.

simultaneously.

i would rather fucking die

[au-xu-bless-u]

Man hater fr fr

Me x you thoughts 👀👀👀

[penelope-clearwater]

more like Marcus hater

we'd be a really fucking cute couple

i doubt we would be a healthy one, but its fine cus we're pretty :P

[bestcaptianever]

@au-xu-bless-u if you dare to write a single word of me x HER

i'll get your family in a debt that none of your grandkids are going to be able to pay

[au-xu-bless-u]

@bestcaptianever BRUH I HAVENT DONE ANYTHING LOLLLL

[bestcaptianever]

you better

I will be watching

I have eyes everywhere

[au-xu-bless-u]

Marcus kissed Penelope the end

[au-xu-bless-u]

Can I write fanfictions about my friends?

THERE IS ONLY SO MUCH PATROLLING A PERSON CAN DO

[bestcaptianever]

I'll pay you 20 sickles to write about Clearwater and Mcgonagall

Scratch that, she would be into that

Write about her and Snape

[au-xu-bless-u]

@bestcaptianever

If snape finds out and gives me detention for a year you better pay me 30 sickles

Penelope walked around her dorm room anxiously biting her nail. She just couldn’t help it. It was potion’s class today with her favorite professor in more ways than one. His slick back hair, strong nose, and piercing dark eyes. Professor Snape had it all, the way he disciplined his students. Sometimes she wishes he’d discipline her.

It’s just not fair, him being her teacher while she’s just a student. If only he was a few years younger or her a few years older. It would have worked out she knows it would.

Instead she has to pine from afar, watching as his eyes skim over her. He would never love her.

Penelope snapped out of her daydreams. She shook her head and told herself “Penny, it’s just a dumb crush you can get over it.”

She frowns and thinks about Professor Snape’s smirk and sighs. If only it was that easy.

[au-xu-bless-u]

@penelope-clearwater are you proud of me

[penelope-clearwater]

HELLO???

um

i don't really enjoy being shipped with a professor

like at least make it one of the hot ones

though i do appreciate the writing

[au-xu-bless-u]

I was gonna tell flint that tbh but he did give me money

Next time I will write one with you and mcgonagall something

[penelope-clearwater]

understandable

lets hope there isnt a next time <3

[au-xu-bless-u]

Fine I’ll be boring and write you x Percy x Oliver

Or I’ll be spicy and write you x flint

[penelope-clearwater]

oh fuck yeah

WAIT NO

GOD NO

NOT HIM

PLEASE

[au-xu-bless-u]

BUT IT BE SO FUNNY

[penelope-clearwater]

Auds.

If you do that, im going to kill myself and you.

simultaneously.

i would rather fucking die

[au-xu-bless-u]

Man hater fr fr

Me x you thoughts 👀👀👀

[penelope-clearwater]

more like Marcus hater

we'd be a really fucking cute couple

i doubt we would be a healthy one, but its fine cus we're pretty :P

[bestcaptianever]

@au-xu-bless-u if you dare to write a single word of me x HER

i'll get your family in a debt that none of your grandkids are going to be able to pay

[au-xu-bless-u]

@bestcaptianever BRUH I HAVENT DONE ANYTHING LOLLLL

[au-xu-bless-u]

Can I write fanfictions about my friends?

THERE IS ONLY SO MUCH PATROLLING A PERSON CAN DO

[bestcaptianever]

I'll pay you 20 sickles to write about Clearwater and Mcgonagall

Scratch that, she would be into that

Write about her and Snape

[au-xu-bless-u]

@bestcaptianever

If snape finds out and gives me detention for a year you better pay me 30 sickles

Penelope walked around her dorm room anxiously biting her nail. She just couldn’t help it. It was potion’s class today with her favorite professor in more ways than one. His slick back hair, strong nose, and piercing dark eyes. Professor Snape had it all, the way he disciplined his students. Sometimes she wishes he’d discipline her.

It’s just not fair, him being her teacher while she’s just a student. If only he was a few years younger or her a few years older. It would have worked out she knows it would.

Instead she has to pine from afar, watching as his eyes skim over her. He would never love her.

Penelope snapped out of her daydreams. She shook her head and told herself “Penny, it’s just a dumb crush you can get over it.”

She frowns and thinks about Professor Snape’s smirk and sighs. If only it was that easy.

[bestcaptianever]

I double that if you get fanart going

@penelope-clearwater

[penelope-clearwater]

kys

[au-xu-bless-u]

I would but I can’t draw

[au-xu-bless-u]

WAIT HOLD UP

[au-xu-bless-u]

BOOM

@bestcaptianever @penelope-clearwater

[bestcaptianever]

Beautiful *dries imaginary tear

[au-xu-bless-u]

She’s gonna kill me but it’ll be fineeeeeee

[au-xu-bless-u]

Can I write fanfictions about my friends?

THERE IS ONLY SO MUCH PATROLLING A PERSON CAN DO

[bestcaptianever]

I'll pay you 20 sickles to write about Clearwater and Mcgonagall

Scratch that, she would be into that

Write about her and Snape

[au-xu-bless-u]

@bestcaptianever

If snape finds out and gives me detention for a year you better pay me 30 sickles

Penelope walked around her dorm room anxiously biting her nail. She just couldn’t help it. It was potion’s class today with her favorite professor in more ways than one. His slick back hair, strong nose, and piercing dark eyes. Professor Snape had it all, the way he disciplined his students. Sometimes she wishes he’d discipline her.

It’s just not fair, him being her teacher while she’s just a student. If only he was a few years younger or her a few years older. It would have worked out she knows it would.

Instead she has to pine from afar, watching as his eyes skim over her. He would never love her.

Penelope snapped out of her daydreams. She shook her head and told herself “Penny, it’s just a dumb crush you can get over it.”

She frowns and thinks about Professor Snape’s smirk and sighs. If only it was that easy.

[bestcaptianever]

I double that if you get fanart going

@penelope-clearwater

[penelope-clearwater]

kys

[au-xu-bless-u]

I would but I can’t draw

[au-xu-bless-u]

WAIT HOLD UP

[au-xu-bless-u]

BOOM

@bestcaptianever @penelope-clearwater

[au-xu-bless-u]

Can I write fanfictions about my friends?

THERE IS ONLY SO MUCH PATROLLING A PERSON CAN DO

[bestcaptianever]

I'll pay you 20 sickles to write about Clearwater and Mcgonagall

Scratch that, she would be into that

Write about her and Snape

[au-xu-bless-u]

@bestcaptianever

If snape finds out and gives me detention for a year you better pay me 30 sickles

Penelope walked around her dorm room anxiously biting her nail. She just couldn’t help it. It was potion’s class today with her favorite professor in more ways than one. His slick back hair, strong nose, and piercing dark eyes. Professor Snape had it all, the way he disciplined his students. Sometimes she wishes he’d discipline her.

It’s just not fair, him being her teacher while she’s just a student. If only he was a few years younger or her a few years older. It would have worked out she knows it would.

Instead she has to pine from afar, watching as his eyes skim over her. He would never love her.

Penelope snapped out of her daydreams. She shook her head and told herself “Penny, it’s just a dumb crush you can get over it.”

She frowns and thinks about Professor Snape’s smirk and sighs. If only it was that easy.

[bestcaptianever]

I double that if you get fanart going

@penelope-clearwater

[penelope-clearwater]

kys

[au-xu-bless-u]

I would but I can’t draw

[au-xu-bless-u]

WAIT HOLD UP

[au-xu-bless-u]

Can I write fanfictions about my friends?

THERE IS ONLY SO MUCH PATROLLING A PERSON CAN DO

[bestcaptianever]

I'll pay you 20 sickles to write about Clearwater and Mcgonagall

Scratch that, she would be into that

Write about her and Snape

[au-xu-bless-u]

@bestcaptianever

If snape finds out and gives me detention for a year you better pay me 30 sickles

Penelope walked around her dorm room anxiously biting her nail. She just couldn’t help it. It was potion’s class today with her favorite professor in more ways than one. His slick back hair, strong nose, and piercing dark eyes. Professor Snape had it all, the way he disciplined his students. Sometimes she wishes he’d discipline her.

It’s just not fair, him being her teacher while she’s just a student. If only he was a few years younger or her a few years older. It would have worked out she knows it would.

Instead she has to pine from afar, watching as his eyes skim over her. He would never love her.

Penelope snapped out of her daydreams. She shook her head and told herself “Penny, it’s just a dumb crush you can get over it.”

She frowns and thinks about Professor Snape’s smirk and sighs. If only it was that easy.

[bestcaptianever]

I double that if you get fanart going

@penelope-clearwater

[penelope-clearwater]

kys

[au-xu-bless-u]

I would but I can’t draw

[au-xu-bless-u]

Can I write fanfictions about my friends?

THERE IS ONLY SO MUCH PATROLLING A PERSON CAN DO

[bestcaptianever]

I'll pay you 20 sickles to write about Clearwater and Mcgonagall

Scratch that, she would be into that

Write about her and Snape

[au-xu-bless-u]

@bestcaptianever

If snape finds out and gives me detention for a year you better pay me 30 sickles

Penelope walked around her dorm room anxiously biting her nail. She just couldn’t help it. It was potion’s class today with her favorite professor in more ways than one. His slick back hair, strong nose, and piercing dark eyes. Professor Snape had it all, the way he disciplined his students. Sometimes she wishes he’d discipline her.

It’s just not fair, him being her teacher while she’s just a student. If only he was a few years younger or her a few years older. It would have worked out she knows it would.

Instead she has to pine from afar, watching as his eyes skim over her. He would never love her.

Penelope snapped out of her daydreams. She shook her head and told herself “Penny, it’s just a dumb crush you can get over it.”

She frowns and thinks about Professor Snape’s smirk and sighs. If only it was that easy.

[au-xu-bless-u]

@penelope-clearwater are you proud of me

[penelope-clearwater]

HELLO???

um

i don't really enjoy being shipped with a professor

like at least make it one of the hot ones

though i do appreciate the writing

[au-xu-bless-u]

I was gonna tell flint that tbh but he did give me money

Next time I will write one with you and mcgonagall something

[penelope-clearwater]

understandable

lets hope there isnt a next time <3

[au-xu-bless-u]

Fine I’ll be boring and write you x Percy x Oliver

Or I’ll be spicy and write you x flint

[penelope-clearwater]

oh fuck yeah

WAIT NO

GOD NO

NOT HIM

PLEASE

[au-xu-bless-u]

BUT IT BE SO FUNNY

[penelope-clearwater]

Auds.

If you do that, im going to kill myself and you.

simultaneously.

i would rather fucking die

[au-xu-bless-u]

Man hater fr fr

Me x you thoughts 👀👀👀

[penelope-clearwater]

more like Marcus hater

we'd be a really fucking cute couple

i doubt we would be a healthy one, but its fine cus we're pretty :P

[au-xu-bless-u]

Omg what if we’re just that toxic w|w couple who talk shit about everyone else

[au-xu-bless-u]

Can I write fanfictions about my friends?

THERE IS ONLY SO MUCH PATROLLING A PERSON CAN DO

[bestcaptianever]

I'll pay you 20 sickles to write about Clearwater and Mcgonagall

Scratch that, she would be into that

Write about her and Snape

[au-xu-bless-u]

@bestcaptianever

If snape finds out and gives me detention for a year you better pay me 30 sickles

Penelope walked around her dorm room anxiously biting her nail. She just couldn’t help it. It was potion’s class today with her favorite professor in more ways than one. His slick back hair, strong nose, and piercing dark eyes. Professor Snape had it all, the way he disciplined his students. Sometimes she wishes he’d discipline her.

It’s just not fair, him being her teacher while she’s just a student. If only he was a few years younger or her a few years older. It would have worked out she knows it would.

Instead she has to pine from afar, watching as his eyes skim over her. He would never love her.

Penelope snapped out of her daydreams. She shook her head and told herself “Penny, it’s just a dumb crush you can get over it.”

She frowns and thinks about Professor Snape’s smirk and sighs. If only it was that easy.

[au-xu-bless-u]

@penelope-clearwater are you proud of me

[penelope-clearwater]

HELLO???

um

i don't really enjoy being shipped with a professor

like at least make it one of the hot ones

though i do appreciate the writing

[au-xu-bless-u]

I was gonna tell flint that tbh but he did give me money

Next time I will write one with you and mcgonagall something

[penelope-clearwater]

understandable

lets hope there isnt a next time <3

[au-xu-bless-u]

Fine I’ll be boring and write you x Percy x Oliver

Or I’ll be spicy and write you x flint

[penelope-clearwater]

oh fuck yeah

WAIT NO

GOD NO

NOT HIM

PLEASE

[au-xu-bless-u]

BUT IT BE SO FUNNY

[penelope-clearwater]

Auds.

If you do that, im going to kill myself and you.

simultaneously.

i would rather fucking die

[au-xu-bless-u]

Man hater fr fr

Me x you thoughts 👀👀👀

[au-xu-bless-u]

Can I write fanfictions about my friends?

THERE IS ONLY SO MUCH PATROLLING A PERSON CAN DO

[bestcaptianever]

I'll pay you 20 sickles to write about Clearwater and Mcgonagall

Scratch that, she would be into that

Write about her and Snape

[au-xu-bless-u]

@bestcaptianever

If snape finds out and gives me detention for a year you better pay me 30 sickles

Penelope walked around her dorm room anxiously biting her nail. She just couldn’t help it. It was potion’s class today with her favorite professor in more ways than one. His slick back hair, strong nose, and piercing dark eyes. Professor Snape had it all, the way he disciplined his students. Sometimes she wishes he’d discipline her.

It’s just not fair, him being her teacher while she’s just a student. If only he was a few years younger or her a few years older. It would have worked out she knows it would.

Instead she has to pine from afar, watching as his eyes skim over her. He would never love her.

Penelope snapped out of her daydreams. She shook her head and told herself “Penny, it’s just a dumb crush you can get over it.”

She frowns and thinks about Professor Snape’s smirk and sighs. If only it was that easy.

[au-xu-bless-u]

@penelope-clearwater are you proud of me

[penelope-clearwater]

HELLO???

um

i don't really enjoy being shipped with a professor

like at least make it one of the hot ones

though i do appreciate the writing

[au-xu-bless-u]

I was gonna tell flint that tbh but he did give me money

Next time I will write one with you and mcgonagall something

[penelope-clearwater]

understandable

lets hope there isnt a next time <3

[au-xu-bless-u]

Fine I’ll be boring and write you x Percy x Oliver

Or I’ll be spicy and write you x flint

[penelope-clearwater]

oh fuck yeah

WAIT NO

GOD NO

NOT HIM

PLEASE

[au-xu-bless-u]

BUT IT BE SO FUNNY