Penny!

[penelope-clearwater]

Hi i'm Penny!

✿ Penelope but you can call me Penny or Pen :)

✿ 16 years old

✿ 6th year

✿ Ravenclaw Prefect

✿ Muggleborn

✿ She/Her

✿ Polyamorous and Pansexual <33

Likes:

Painting, My boyfriend, My other boyfriend, hanging out with friends, reading, smoking (ik ik), painting, coffee, winning, cats, museums, sculptures, books

˚　✦　. ˚　.　 . ✦　˚　 . ★ ⋆ . .　 ˚ *✦　.　

Dislikes:

Rascists, blood purists, death eaters, homophobes, misogynists, transphobes, and basically anyone who is mean to my friends

Percy Weasley, my fellow prefect and lovely boyfriend: @percy-ignatius-weasley

Oliver Wood, my source of anxiety and my other boyfriend (quaffleboy): @oliverwood333

Audrey Xu, my lovely best friend: @au-xu-bless-u

Cedric Diggory, a Hufflepuff prefect: @cedric-diggorys-blog

Cho Chang, GO QUIDDITCH (Ravenclaw seeker): @inkstainedsnitches

Marcus Flint, Slytherin quidditch captain who i'm surprised is still alive: @bestcaptianever

Roger Davis, MORE GO QUIDDITCH (Ravenclaw quidditch captain):

ooc: my main is @percyweasleyapologist, dm @quillofallskills to join!

[au-xu-bless-u]

Can I write fanfictions about my friends?

THERE IS ONLY SO MUCH PATROLLING A PERSON CAN DO

[bestcaptianever]

I'll pay you 20 sickles to write about Clearwater and Mcgonagall

Scratch that, she would be into that

Write about her and Snape

[au-xu-bless-u]

@bestcaptianever

If snape finds out and gives me detention for a year you better pay me 30 sickles

Penelope walked around her dorm room anxiously biting her nail. She just couldn’t help it. It was potion’s class today with her favorite professor in more ways than one. His slick back hair, strong nose, and piercing dark eyes. Professor Snape had it all, the way he disciplined his students. Sometimes she wishes he’d discipline her.

It’s just not fair, him being her teacher while she’s just a student. If only he was a few years younger or her a few years older. It would have worked out she knows it would.

Instead she has to pine from afar, watching as his eyes skim over her. He would never love her.

Penelope snapped out of her daydreams. She shook her head and told herself “Penny, it’s just a dumb crush you can get over it.”

She frowns and thinks about Professor Snape’s smirk and sighs. If only it was that easy.

[bestcaptianever]

I double that if you get fanart going

@penelope-clearwater

[penelope-clearwater]

kys

[au-xu-bless-u]

I would but I can’t draw

[au-xu-bless-u]

WAIT HOLD UP

[au-xu-bless-u]

BOOM

@bestcaptianever @penelope-clearwater

[penelope-clearwater]

WTF???

[au-xu-bless-u]

@penelope-clearwater are you proud of me

[penelope-clearwater]

no.

i'm very disappointed.

[au-xu-bless-u]

Can I write fanfictions about my friends?

THERE IS ONLY SO MUCH PATROLLING A PERSON CAN DO

[bestcaptianever]

I'll pay you 20 sickles to write about Clearwater and Mcgonagall

Scratch that, she would be into that

Write about her and Snape

[au-xu-bless-u]

@bestcaptianever

If snape finds out and gives me detention for a year you better pay me 30 sickles

Penelope walked around her dorm room anxiously biting her nail. She just couldn’t help it. It was potion’s class today with her favorite professor in more ways than one. His slick back hair, strong nose, and piercing dark eyes. Professor Snape had it all, the way he disciplined his students. Sometimes she wishes he’d discipline her.

It’s just not fair, him being her teacher while she’s just a student. If only he was a few years younger or her a few years older. It would have worked out she knows it would.

Instead she has to pine from afar, watching as his eyes skim over her. He would never love her.

Penelope snapped out of her daydreams. She shook her head and told herself “Penny, it’s just a dumb crush you can get over it.”

She frowns and thinks about Professor Snape’s smirk and sighs. If only it was that easy.

[au-xu-bless-u]

@penelope-clearwater are you proud of me

[penelope-clearwater]

HELLO???

um

i don't really enjoy being shipped with a professor

like at least make it one of the hot ones

though i do appreciate the writing

[au-xu-bless-u]

I was gonna tell flint that tbh but he did give me money

Next time I will write one with you and mcgonagall something

[penelope-clearwater]

understandable

lets hope there isnt a next time <3

[au-xu-bless-u]

Fine I’ll be boring and write you x Percy x Oliver

Or I’ll be spicy and write you x flint

[penelope-clearwater]

oh fuck yeah

WAIT NO

GOD NO

NOT HIM

PLEASE

[au-xu-bless-u]

BUT IT BE SO FUNNY

[penelope-clearwater]

Auds.

If you do that, im going to kill myself and you.

simultaneously.

i would rather fucking die

[au-xu-bless-u]

Man hater fr fr

Me x you thoughts 👀👀👀

[penelope-clearwater]

more like Marcus hater

we'd be a really fucking cute couple

i doubt we would be a healthy one, but its fine cus we're pretty :P

[bestcaptianever]

@au-xu-bless-u if you dare to write a single word of me x HER

i'll get your family in a debt that none of your grandkids are going to be able to pay

[penelope-clearwater]

this may be the one time we agree

[au-xu-bless-u]

Can I write fanfictions about my friends?

THERE IS ONLY SO MUCH PATROLLING A PERSON CAN DO

[bestcaptianever]

I'll pay you 20 sickles to write about Clearwater and Mcgonagall

Scratch that, she would be into that

Write about her and Snape

[au-xu-bless-u]

@bestcaptianever

If snape finds out and gives me detention for a year you better pay me 30 sickles

Penelope walked around her dorm room anxiously biting her nail. She just couldn’t help it. It was potion’s class today with her favorite professor in more ways than one. His slick back hair, strong nose, and piercing dark eyes. Professor Snape had it all, the way he disciplined his students. Sometimes she wishes he’d discipline her.

It’s just not fair, him being her teacher while she’s just a student. If only he was a few years younger or her a few years older. It would have worked out she knows it would.

Instead she has to pine from afar, watching as his eyes skim over her. He would never love her.

Penelope snapped out of her daydreams. She shook her head and told herself “Penny, it’s just a dumb crush you can get over it.”

She frowns and thinks about Professor Snape’s smirk and sighs. If only it was that easy.

[bestcaptianever]

I double that if you get fanart going

@penelope-clearwater

[penelope-clearwater]

kys

[au-xu-bless-u]

I would but I can’t draw

[au-xu-bless-u]

WAIT HOLD UP

[au-xu-bless-u]

BOOM

@bestcaptianever @penelope-clearwater

[penelope-clearwater]

WTF???

[au-xu-bless-u]

Can I write fanfictions about my friends?

THERE IS ONLY SO MUCH PATROLLING A PERSON CAN DO

[bestcaptianever]

I'll pay you 20 sickles to write about Clearwater and Mcgonagall

Scratch that, she would be into that

Write about her and Snape

[au-xu-bless-u]

@bestcaptianever

If snape finds out and gives me detention for a year you better pay me 30 sickles

Penelope walked around her dorm room anxiously biting her nail. She just couldn’t help it. It was potion’s class today with her favorite professor in more ways than one. His slick back hair, strong nose, and piercing dark eyes. Professor Snape had it all, the way he disciplined his students. Sometimes she wishes he’d discipline her.

It’s just not fair, him being her teacher while she’s just a student. If only he was a few years younger or her a few years older. It would have worked out she knows it would.

Instead she has to pine from afar, watching as his eyes skim over her. He would never love her.

Penelope snapped out of her daydreams. She shook her head and told herself “Penny, it’s just a dumb crush you can get over it.”

She frowns and thinks about Professor Snape’s smirk and sighs. If only it was that easy.

[bestcaptianever]

I double that if you get fanart going

@penelope-clearwater

[penelope-clearwater]

kys

[au-xu-bless-u]

Can I write fanfictions about my friends?

THERE IS ONLY SO MUCH PATROLLING A PERSON CAN DO

[bestcaptianever]

I'll pay you 20 sickles to write about Clearwater and Mcgonagall

Scratch that, she would be into that

Write about her and Snape

[au-xu-bless-u]

@bestcaptianever

If snape finds out and gives me detention for a year you better pay me 30 sickles

Penelope walked around her dorm room anxiously biting her nail. She just couldn’t help it. It was potion’s class today with her favorite professor in more ways than one. His slick back hair, strong nose, and piercing dark eyes. Professor Snape had it all, the way he disciplined his students. Sometimes she wishes he’d discipline her.

It’s just not fair, him being her teacher while she’s just a student. If only he was a few years younger or her a few years older. It would have worked out she knows it would.

Instead she has to pine from afar, watching as his eyes skim over her. He would never love her.

Penelope snapped out of her daydreams. She shook her head and told herself “Penny, it’s just a dumb crush you can get over it.”

She frowns and thinks about Professor Snape’s smirk and sighs. If only it was that easy.

[au-xu-bless-u]

@penelope-clearwater are you proud of me

[penelope-clearwater]

HELLO???

um

i don't really enjoy being shipped with a professor

like at least make it one of the hot ones

though i do appreciate the writing

[au-xu-bless-u]

I was gonna tell flint that tbh but he did give me money

Next time I will write one with you and mcgonagall something

[penelope-clearwater]

understandable

lets hope there isnt a next time <3

[au-xu-bless-u]

Fine I’ll be boring and write you x Percy x Oliver

Or I’ll be spicy and write you x flint

[penelope-clearwater]

oh fuck yeah

WAIT NO

GOD NO

NOT HIM

PLEASE

[au-xu-bless-u]

BUT IT BE SO FUNNY

[penelope-clearwater]

Auds.

If you do that, im going to kill myself and you.

simultaneously.

i would rather fucking die

[au-xu-bless-u]

Man hater fr fr

Me x you thoughts 👀👀👀

[penelope-clearwater]

more like Marcus hater

we'd be a really fucking cute couple

i doubt we would be a healthy one, but its fine cus we're pretty :P

[au-xu-bless-u]

Can I write fanfictions about my friends?

THERE IS ONLY SO MUCH PATROLLING A PERSON CAN DO

[bestcaptianever]

I'll pay you 20 sickles to write about Clearwater and Mcgonagall

Scratch that, she would be into that

Write about her and Snape

[au-xu-bless-u]

@bestcaptianever

If snape finds out and gives me detention for a year you better pay me 30 sickles

Penelope walked around her dorm room anxiously biting her nail. She just couldn’t help it. It was potion’s class today with her favorite professor in more ways than one. His slick back hair, strong nose, and piercing dark eyes. Professor Snape had it all, the way he disciplined his students. Sometimes she wishes he’d discipline her.

It’s just not fair, him being her teacher while she’s just a student. If only he was a few years younger or her a few years older. It would have worked out she knows it would.

Instead she has to pine from afar, watching as his eyes skim over her. He would never love her.

Penelope snapped out of her daydreams. She shook her head and told herself “Penny, it’s just a dumb crush you can get over it.”

She frowns and thinks about Professor Snape’s smirk and sighs. If only it was that easy.

[au-xu-bless-u]

@penelope-clearwater are you proud of me

[penelope-clearwater]

HELLO???

um

i don't really enjoy being shipped with a professor

like at least make it one of the hot ones

though i do appreciate the writing

[au-xu-bless-u]

I was gonna tell flint that tbh but he did give me money

Next time I will write one with you and mcgonagall something

[penelope-clearwater]

understandable

lets hope there isnt a next time <3

[au-xu-bless-u]

Fine I’ll be boring and write you x Percy x Oliver

Or I’ll be spicy and write you x flint

[penelope-clearwater]

oh fuck yeah

WAIT NO

GOD NO

NOT HIM

PLEASE

[au-xu-bless-u]

BUT IT BE SO FUNNY

[penelope-clearwater]

Auds.

If you do that, im going to kill myself and you.

simultaneously.

i would rather fucking die

[au-xu-bless-u]

Can I write fanfictions about my friends?

THERE IS ONLY SO MUCH PATROLLING A PERSON CAN DO

[bestcaptianever]

I'll pay you 20 sickles to write about Clearwater and Mcgonagall

Scratch that, she would be into that

Write about her and Snape

[au-xu-bless-u]

@bestcaptianever

If snape finds out and gives me detention for a year you better pay me 30 sickles

Penelope walked around her dorm room anxiously biting her nail. She just couldn’t help it. It was potion’s class today with her favorite professor in more ways than one. His slick back hair, strong nose, and piercing dark eyes. Professor Snape had it all, the way he disciplined his students. Sometimes she wishes he’d discipline her.

It’s just not fair, him being her teacher while she’s just a student. If only he was a few years younger or her a few years older. It would have worked out she knows it would.

Instead she has to pine from afar, watching as his eyes skim over her. He would never love her.

Penelope snapped out of her daydreams. She shook her head and told herself “Penny, it’s just a dumb crush you can get over it.”

She frowns and thinks about Professor Snape’s smirk and sighs. If only it was that easy.

[au-xu-bless-u]

@penelope-clearwater are you proud of me

[penelope-clearwater]

HELLO???

um

i don't really enjoy being shipped with a professor

like at least make it one of the hot ones

though i do appreciate the writing

[au-xu-bless-u]

I was gonna tell flint that tbh but he did give me money

Next time I will write one with you and mcgonagall something

[penelope-clearwater]

understandable

lets hope there isnt a next time <3

[au-xu-bless-u]

Fine I’ll be boring and write you x Percy x Oliver

Or I’ll be spicy and write you x flint

[penelope-clearwater]

oh fuck yeah

WAIT NO

GOD NO

NOT HIM

PLEASE

[au-xu-bless-u]

Can I write fanfictions about my friends?

THERE IS ONLY SO MUCH PATROLLING A PERSON CAN DO

[bestcaptianever]

I'll pay you 20 sickles to write about Clearwater and Mcgonagall

Scratch that, she would be into that

Write about her and Snape

[au-xu-bless-u]

@bestcaptianever

If snape finds out and gives me detention for a year you better pay me 30 sickles

Penelope walked around her dorm room anxiously biting her nail. She just couldn’t help it. It was potion’s class today with her favorite professor in more ways than one. His slick back hair, strong nose, and piercing dark eyes. Professor Snape had it all, the way he disciplined his students. Sometimes she wishes he’d discipline her.

It’s just not fair, him being her teacher while she’s just a student. If only he was a few years younger or her a few years older. It would have worked out she knows it would.

Instead she has to pine from afar, watching as his eyes skim over her. He would never love her.

Penelope snapped out of her daydreams. She shook her head and told herself “Penny, it’s just a dumb crush you can get over it.”

She frowns and thinks about Professor Snape’s smirk and sighs. If only it was that easy.

[au-xu-bless-u]

@penelope-clearwater are you proud of me

[penelope-clearwater]

HELLO???

um

i don't really enjoy being shipped with a professor

like at least make it one of the hot ones

though i do appreciate the writing

[au-xu-bless-u]

I was gonna tell flint that tbh but he did give me money

Next time I will write one with you and mcgonagall something

[penelope-clearwater]

understandable

lets hope there isnt a next time <3

[au-xu-bless-u]

Can I write fanfictions about my friends?

THERE IS ONLY SO MUCH PATROLLING A PERSON CAN DO

[bestcaptianever]

I'll pay you 20 sickles to write about Clearwater and Mcgonagall

Scratch that, she would be into that

Write about her and Snape

[au-xu-bless-u]

@bestcaptianever

If snape finds out and gives me detention for a year you better pay me 30 sickles

Penelope walked around her dorm room anxiously biting her nail. She just couldn’t help it. It was potion’s class today with her favorite professor in more ways than one. His slick back hair, strong nose, and piercing dark eyes. Professor Snape had it all, the way he disciplined his students. Sometimes she wishes he’d discipline her.

It’s just not fair, him being her teacher while she’s just a student. If only he was a few years younger or her a few years older. It would have worked out she knows it would.

Instead she has to pine from afar, watching as his eyes skim over her. He would never love her.

Penelope snapped out of her daydreams. She shook her head and told herself “Penny, it’s just a dumb crush you can get over it.”

She frowns and thinks about Professor Snape’s smirk and sighs. If only it was that easy.

[au-xu-bless-u]

@penelope-clearwater are you proud of me

[penelope-clearwater]

HELLO???

um

i don't really enjoy being shipped with a professor

like at least make it one of the hot ones

though i do appreciate the writing

[au-xu-bless-u]

WHAT’S UP FUCKERS

[penelope-clearwater]

GO. TO. SLEEP.

goodnight, love you babes <3

[au-xu-bless-u]

SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK

[bestcaptianever]

THAT'S WHY i HAVEN'T SLEEP IN THREE DAYS

TAKE THAT SUCKER @oliverwood333

[au-xu-bless-u]

KING SHIT FR FR FUCK SLEEP

[penelope-clearwater]

I put sedatives in your food.

Sleep, bitches.

[au-xu-bless-u]

WHAT’S UP FUCKERS

[penelope-clearwater]

GO. TO. SLEEP.

goodnight, love you babes <3

[au-xu-bless-u]

I want to say happy valentines to everyone but @penelope-clearwater

I get it you’re happy and in love 🙄

[penelope-clearwater]

heyyyy

wtf did i do???😭

[armadilloradio]

penelope: polyamory is great! i get a black cat and a golden retriever partner.

[penelope-clearwater]

@oliverwood333 @percy-ignatius-weasley

it really is.

[oliverwood333]

!!!

i'm the golden retriever :D <33

[penelope-clearwater]

you are!! :D

[armadilloradio]

penelope: polyamory is great! i get a black cat and a golden retriever partner.

[penelope-clearwater]

@oliverwood333 @percy-ignatius-weasley

it really is.

[bestcaptianever]

I fear whenever I enter here because there's always these people lusting over each other and like

I don't want to see that first in the morning

Keep your stuff for yourself people

Talking to you @penelope-clearwater @percy-ignatius-weasley @oliverwood333

[penelope-clearwater]

whatttt??? me??? noooooo

i would never!!

[bestcaptianever]

You are all liars 😔

[penelope-clearwater]

Nuh uh!!

I'm literally like the virgin mary😌

[bestcaptianever]

Mmmmhh

Not really selling it

[penelope-clearwater]

I'm just a good christian girl!! I don't know what you're talking about :)

[bestcaptianever]

I don't think sending your boyfriend to hunt me down is very Christian

[penelope-clearwater]

Of course it is!!

It's not like I was the one hunting you! I'm very gentle and kind, plus I have much self-control

All characteristics of a good Christian girl :3

[bestcaptianever]

You are as gentle and kind as a wasp and have 0 self-control

You binge the whole sweets section with you man @percy-ignatius-weasley just yesterday

[penelope-clearwater]

BITCH-???

ugh, you're just jealous

[bestcaptianever]

I fear whenever I enter here because there's always these people lusting over each other and like

I don't want to see that first in the morning

Keep your stuff for yourself people

Talking to you @penelope-clearwater @percy-ignatius-weasley @oliverwood333

[penelope-clearwater]

whatttt??? me??? noooooo

i would never!!

[bestcaptianever]

You are all liars 😔

[penelope-clearwater]

Nuh uh!!

I'm literally like the virgin mary😌

[bestcaptianever]

Mmmmhh

Not really selling it

[penelope-clearwater]

I'm just a good christian girl!! I don't know what you're talking about :)

[bestcaptianever]

I don't think sending your boyfriend to hunt me down is very Christian

[penelope-clearwater]

Of course it is!!

It's not like I was the one hunting you! I'm very gentle and kind, plus I have much self-control

All characteristics of a good Christian girl :3