[aubreyxkarofsky]

puckasaurus·:

You heard right, the Puckster is back in town ladies! Permanently. I’m here to chill with my favourite mini-me, but I’ve got time to spread around with you all, don’t you worry. 

Anyone got any reccomendations for the best spot to pick up chicks? Might as well see whats out there, amirite? 

A bar would probably be the first suggestion everyone is going to give you. Unless you’re one of those guys who enjoy trying to pick up girls at the grocery store, but I wish you luck with that one.

[aubreyxkarofsky]

dr-lucaswilson·:

Oh that I might. I’m on the night shift this week. Come over one day and show me.

I’m definitely pretending you just invited me to the hospital so we can bang in an on-call room like we’re on Grey’s Anatomy. 

[aubreyxkarofsky]

dylanxrose·:

should I keep an eye out for tractor races and a barn dance?

Nashville is huge compared to this city and New York completely blew me away! I want to go back for another trip.

I’m starting to think you should be worried about a tractor running you over for the comments you’re making.

I’ve been to New York once so I get what you’re talking about. There’s a lot to see and usually not enough time to see half of it.

[aubreyxkarofsky]

dylanxrose·:

This city has a small town quality to it and I thought people wouldn’t get up to anything rowdy? I guess that’s assumption? I did get back from New York today and that’s an entirely different experience there

You’re quickly going to learn that small towns know how to have a good time. We had to spend a lot of time looking for interesting ways to have fun so it’s made our imaginations grow. You moving onto that big city life already?

[aubreyxkarofsky]

dr-lucaswilson·:

We both know what you’re very capable of.

I don’t know, you might need a reminder.

[aubreyxkarofsky]

celwilde·:

I raked in heaps. like, i got it made into ones and pretended i was a flush with cash stripper. some old business dude gave me $200 on christmas eve, all bc I put lime slices in his whiskey.  what you writing? anything interesting or gonna go on that times best selling list? 

shes LYING. LYING. there are bad photos of her. when she was a baby, she looked like an alien. i can find a reference pic if you want. it was B A D. 

That’s awesome. Maybe I should start bartending, but I’d probably end up punching someone because they’re being way too extra about their drink order. I’m sure you could get tips like that just for flirting too.

Nah, just an article for the blog. About hooking up with people from high school over the holidays.

Now I really want to see them, even though I didn’t believe her when she said even her baby pictures were good.

[aubreyxkarofsky]

dr-lucaswilson·:

I’m thinking me in a compromising position.

I could certainly put you in a lot of compromising positions.

[aubreyxkarofsky]

cameronjones·:

Sorry to disappoint, but no, I don’t. That doesn’t mean I don’t just let loose and have a good time. That I do, I just don’t need to be drunk or take something to alter my mood to do that. 

Interesting. I figured most people loosened up to a new level after having a few drinks and it usually lets you have a way better time. Maybe I’m just extra messed up for wanting alcohol to help me have fun.

[aubreyxkarofsky]

dylanxrose·:

I’ve been to bachelor parties! didn’t think one here would get that rowdy! how sheltered do you think I am?

I was starting to worry, but now I’m starting to wonder how boring you think people who live here are.

[aubreyxkarofsky]

celwilde·:

dude. WORKING. you get heaps more tips around the holidays bc everyone feels bad for the bartender who claims they cant afford christmas this year. works like a freaking charm. what have you been doing?? if you say adult things can I judge YOU? 

do you have any of my sister?? i could use some blackmail for her. 

Actually sounds like a pretty smart way to spend your time, minus having to actually deal with people on a daily basis. How much did you rake in? Eh, mostly just hanging out and doing some writing. Barely. But some.

She insisted there’s no such thing as a bad photo of her.

[aubreyxkarofsky]

farnsworth-sammy·:

Keepin’ my fingers crossed you don’t find any when you go through your pictures. In case you do find some can you please please please delete them? Umm, no thanks. I don’t plan on doing anything worth having an only fans for in public any time soon. 

Pretty sure you’re safe so I wouldn’t be too worried about any surprise accounts popping up without your knowledge. I was probably too wasted to care about anything that was going on once you started taking your clothes off. You sure? You could make a ton.

[aubreyxkarofsky]

yourwildekitty·:

I don’t take bad photos – ever. Even in my baby photos where most people look like squashed potatoes, I was flawless. But super curious to see everyone elses’ horrendous photos. 

You sure about that? I could have something super embarrassing that you don’t want anyone seeing and you’d never know.

[aubreyxkarofsky]

dr-lucaswilson·:

Depends on what you have on me.

What do you think I might have on you?

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celwilde·:

that would be PERF. my insta is like, dry as a dessert rn and I could use your expert photography to liven it up. did you get any supes ugly ones of people? those are always funny to pull out at birthday parties!

What have you been doing besides not spending your time taking thirst traps? Don’t tell me you’re actually busy doing adult things. Oh yeah, there’s tons of embarrassing photos that I’m gonna be saving. 

[aubreyxkarofsky]

cameronjones·:

Not exactly. I never drink a lot. One, two beers tops and that is it. I can’t remember ever being drunk in public and I try to keep it that way. Sorry to disappoint. 

Huh. I get drunk like four times a week so I can’t relate to any of this at all. Don’t you ever just, let loose and have a good time letting yourself being impaired by something to make things even more fun?

[aubreyxkarofsky]

dylanxrose·:

…what happened at these parties?? Did the cops get called?

It does make me wish I checked them out.

You’ve never been to a bachelor party? What’s next, you’re going to tell me you’ve never been to a strip club?

[aubreyxkarofsky]

farnsworth-sammy·:

If you could delete any and all pictures you might have of me taking my clothes off I’d much appreciate it. Thanks. 

Now I have to actually go through all my pictures and see what I can find because something tells me I could make a ton of money off those. You want me to start an only fans for you?