[ The bustling sounds of the city were resonant as always, with an auburn-haired waiter awaiting customers within the serendipitous bistro, La Gueule de Saturne. Upon your arrival, he bowed slightly, gesturing towards the array of tables with a smooth, mellow voice. ]
[ Asks are OPEN! ]
"Bienvenue à La Gueule de Saturne. What would you like to have today, dear customer?"
"Aaah... I guess I should start by setting the ground rules!"
1. You gonna act inappropriately with the waiter? Don't expect to return to the bistro! Don't repeatedly cross boundaries and we're tout bon!
2. Go ahead and tell us about anything and everything! Well- not everything, but know that you can open up here if need be!
3. Please be a decent customer and speak politely and comprehensibly! None of that… skibidi thing.
4. Every now and then, we'll let the customers give requests to the waiters! Go as wild as you want so long as it's not inappropriate! (Anon magic)
5. Once again, always be a decent customer! Please be polite to the staff and your fellow diners!
"Enjoy your stay!"
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