How Resident Evil Took a Fat Shit
Do you remember when you were a kid, you waited until the perfect time to play? Not the perfect time to play with your wiener, but the perfect time to play Resident Evil! Waited until it was night time to set the mood and shit. To some of us lucky motherfuckers, it was an awesome time when we got to play it from the start...Resident Evil 1. To me and some of my readers, Resident Evil was one of the best survival horror games of all time. The Mansion, Wesker, Barry, shit like that.
Super sweet delicious, scare-the-shit-out-of-you-because-dogs-break-into-windows type of game. It was awesome, note I said “it was”. This is about how Resident Evil Took a Fat Ass dump.
Kind of sad I'm writing about Resident Evil and fecal material together, but someone has to do it.
Well, anyways as I mentioned earlier how classic Resident Evil was. I believe that the Resident Evil franchise is dead. I'm sure there are tons of articles about how it went downhill, so please don't mind me writing another one.
After Gamecube released Resident Evil 1 and 0, I was very excited. They (Nintendo) even mentioned the remake of 2 and 3 (2 being my favorite). Then what happened...broken promises happened. Next thing you know they just put Resident Evil 2 and 3 on a Gamecube disc and sold it as is. Bullshit...pure manure to the fullest. And of course Resident Evil 4 got released, it really changed from survival horror to sell out action game.
I remember the day I played 4 then right after I finished the game, I sold my Gamecube and everything that had to do with it.
Then Resident Evil 5 followed and there it goes spiraling down the drain. Don't get me wrong, the others (4,5, and whatever else) were not bad, just the typical shoot-em up game that feeds the hunger of Resident Evil fans.
But to me, the dream is over, my childhood game gone...forever?
Depends if capcom does shit about it
Andrew
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