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I'm a firm believer in two cakes, and also can't bake for shit. Would love it if someone wrote things based off my ideas and @'d me about it.

#i will try to post more of my funny little ideas #fair warning like half of them are “what if bitty kakashi had to be given the talk and hilarity ensued”

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Concept: instead of kingsquest and the Act 5 Crashout, Siffrin realizes that if Loop = Another Siffrin and Siffrin is touchstarved from only barely brushing against his familyfriendsallies once a loop because he's a weirdo, then Loop is probably also a weirdo who wants to be pet like a kitty, and they can be weirdos together.

Anyway as a result of spending the pre-house day absolutely flopped and tangled with another human living person being, Siffrin is hopped up on enough oxytocin to not think that ending their journey is the end of the world- if all else fails, he has Loop, right?- and then a few minutes of zoning out later he realizes that the head housemaiden has finished speaking and he's still standing there. and it's fine???

Siff, upon Realizing: *makes phonesign* HEY LOOP DID WE BREAK THE FREAKING TIMELOOPS JUST BY TOUCHING EACHOTHER-

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also. in addition to the Oxytocin, Siff is better rested than he's ever been in the House. because Siffrin stumbled into the clocktower with a goofy grin on their face and bruises on his neck and Isabeau immediately tore up his confession plans and threw them in the trash right then and there. So Siffrin collapses into a deep sleep and never gets woken up from it.

His memory is still shit tho so they never registered that Isa didn't actually wake them up this time.

(You may be wondering why Siffrin has bruises on his neck. Well, the answer is bc Loop would definitely bite Siff, and if they don't have a mouth they can still pinch him.)

#isat

Concept: instead of kingsquest and the Act 5 Crashout, Siffrin realizes that if Loop = Another Siffrin and Siffrin is touchstarved from only barely brushing against his familyfriendsallies once a loop because he's a weirdo, then Loop is probably also a weirdo who wants to be pet like a kitty, and they can be weirdos together.

Anyway as a result of spending the pre-house day absolutely flopped and tangled with another human living person being, Siffrin is hopped up on enough oxytocin to not think that ending their journey is the end of the world- if all else fails, he has Loop, right?- and then a few minutes of zoning out later he realizes that the head housemaiden has finished speaking and he's still standing there. and it's fine???

Siff, upon Realizing: *makes phonesign* HEY LOOP DID WE BREAK THE FREAKING TIMELOOPS JUST BY TOUCHING EACHOTHER-

#isat #now imagine. siffrin saying that out loud in front of the universe #euphrasie #and everyone

Sooner or later, Grace and Rocky are gonna watch some kind of media that has someone refer to royalty using the phrase "Your Grace" and then Grace is gonna have to explain it.

And then going to have to explain that he is not royalty.

this may or may not result in Rocky deciding that if earth royalty is "your grace" then grace is "my grace"

#project hail mary #ryland grace #rocky phm

Let me do some math real quick. all years are in earth years

Rocky has been alone for 46 years before he met grace.

Tau Ceti is 12 light-years away from earth. Therefore, Grace arrives at least 12 years after he left, chronologically. because relativity. Therefore, Rocky has been alone for no more than 34 years before Grace left earth.

Which means it is entirely conceivable that Grace could have been born or conceived on the exact day that Rocky became alone on his ship. Literally fated to save stars with him.

#project hail mary #ryland grace #rocky phm

I have an idea for Grace and Stratt's secret third thing but I'm afraid some of you aren't gonna like it

Grace <> Stratt

(He still breaks up with her once he's in space though)

#Anyway au where Stratt shooshpaps Grace until he reluctantly agrees to get in the ship #He's still gonna break up with her after the coma though #Grace and Rocky are actually not Moirails bc moirallegiance involves some form of pacifying and they don't really do that #Grace and Rocky are still soulmates though #eva stratt #ryland grace #grace and stratt

Reasons Why Grace Would Still Eat Privately Even After Returning To Earth from Erid

It's inappropriate in polite company in Eridian culture, and he's been immersed in that for decades

If you give Dr Ryland "Tamoeba Shakes and Meburgers for decades" Grace food with fresh fruit or vegetables, he is going to be inappropriate in polite company in human culture about it. He is going to eat it while sobbing. This is just facts.

#project hail mary #ryland grace

According to all known rules of xenobiology, there is no way Grace and Rocky should be able to safely touch. Their environments are too incompatible to get their bodies to not burn. Grace and Rocky, of course, touch anyway because fans don't care what Andy Weir thinks is impossible.

shout out to all the fanarts that ignore the bubble, all the writers who throw in their own reasoning they should be able to hug, and that one specific fanfic where the author goes "i gave them a magic box (literal) so they could share all the best parts of their biologies :)"

#project hail mary #rocky the eridian #ryland grace

We all say "screaming crying throwing up" about our interests, shoutout to Ryland Grace, Space AroAce for actually following through.

#project hail mary #ryland grace

'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs right-hand man of the Leopards Eating People's Faces To Save Humanity woman.

#project hail mary #ryland grace #eva stratt

After coloring another one of @ovytia-art's stained glass lines for @green-with-envy-phandom-event, I decided to use the new method to revamp (left) the piece I colored in 2024 (right).

I think it turned out much better!

#greenwithenvy2026 #danny phantom #dp pandora

Honorable mention for @green-with-envy-phandom-event

Not technically a color I did for points, this was the result of using a single brush the same size the whole time, and staying zoomed out to view the whole thing the whole time. Also using only a mouse, but I don't have a tablet anyways. I call it the crayon challenge. Mods said it wouldn't give any points bc of the messiness, but coloring messily on the lineart is the whole point of it, because it's FUN.

Lineart by @englandamericaitaly

#danny phantom #greenwithenvy2026 #dp cujo #valerie gray #dani phantom