[uninterruptedafricans]

The girlies are catching on to how African & Caribbean men from the U.K. just hit different 🇬🇧

[pocketkris]

worst part about getting angry is how much it makes you want to be mean

[pocketkris]

sorry i said something dickish. a few mildly frustrating things happened to me in succession and it turned me evil

[theanythingmachine]

my first favorite hobby is yapping. second is being extremely quiet and not talking ever at all ever.

[willgrahamscock]

not now kitten, daddy's about to have a mental breakdown from seeing the prices at the grocery store

[willgrahamscock]

this getting 20 notes in under a minute... we need to start killing the government

[logarto]

literally nothing in life matters other than being kind and being funny

[mousidy]

talking to people while holding a beverage is awesome because you don't have to know what to do with your hands and when you don't know what to do with your face you can just take a sip

[anexperimentallife]

[birdcagesandbutterflies]

now that i am a real adult i am starting to realise. media lied to me about the availability of rooftops to go hang out on. every day i wish i could be hanging out on a rooftop somewhere looking cool as fuck

[tsccardigan]

i hate being sick, but at least i have taylor swift 🫶🏻

[kosmogrl]

"you need to let it go" that would be really cool, unfortunately I'll take it with me to the grave

[depsidase]

[outxfmymind]

dream Al Pacino birthday cake

[willgrahamscock]

not now kitten, daddy's about to have a mental breakdown from seeing the prices at the grocery store

[willgrahamscock]

this getting 20 notes in under a minute... we need to start killing the government

[fairycosmos]

whats the deal with the stigma around giving up anyway. yeah this is hard so i do not want to do it anymore. we don’t keep our hand inside a burning flame just to feel like a martyr. i’m off to get a milkshake 

[junglejim4322]

Sometimes I talk a lot and sometimes I don’t talk at all and somehow both are embarrassing

[d1ssimilis]

i basically assume that people don’t like me unless they explicitly tell me they like me and then periodically remind me

[vampirejuno]

"this too shall pass" well can it fucking get on with it