Audac1ty runs 1n my blood.

1'm fuck1ng flawless. My name 1s Aranea Serket, and 1'm the most badass b1tch on Altern1a. M!A status: none.

[audacioussedition-blog]

My dash 1s noth1ng but conversat1ons w1th the m1n1ature vers1on of my matespr1t. 

M1n1-Matespr1t. 

M1n1spr1t. 

[oceanpariah-blog]

Wwoah Wwoah Wwhat The Fuck Lady

First Off Learn Howw To Showw Some Damn Respect I Dont Fucking Care If Im Of A Higher Caste Than You Or Not The Least You Could Do Upon Meeting Me Is Showw Some Sort Of Fucking Decency

And If Youre Too Good To Showw That Then Please Get The Fuck Off My Blog And Leavve Me Alone For Good Thank You

If You Can Suck Up The Pride Wwagon Then Its Regretfully Nice To Meet You

[audacioussedition-blog]

Oh, well, let me roll out a red carpet for you and do you the honor of curtsy1ng, all n1ce and profess1onal-l1ke. 1'll even throw 1n a l1ttle j1g.

You ask1ng me to "show some sort of fuck1ng decency" would mean you're jump1ng to the conclus1on that 1 have any sort of respect for your 1lk, dear. 

All aboard the pr1de wagon, r1d1ng th1s sh1t r1ght out of town. 

[audacioussedition-blog]

HEY.

[audacioussedition-blog]

cors4ir replied to your post: 

I 4M NOT INTERESTED IN TH4T 4T 4LL.

You could have told me sooner!

Then 1 could have prepared a w1ggler cr1b and a pac1f1er for h1m, s1nce he seems about as mature as a two sweep old.

<3

[oceanpariah-blog]

Seadwweller

Wwhat Do You Havve A Problem Wwith Us

And My Name Is Kanaya

…

I Hope Its A Pleasure To Meet You

[audacioussedition-blog]

Oooh, see, th1s 1s where 1 have to cut the conversat1on short.

Very str1ct no-g1lls no-f1ns no-b1tch sort of deal, 1f you get what 1'm gett1ng at. 

[audacioussedition-blog]

How sweet.

[cors4ir-deactivated20131009]

Wow.

I’m not letting you sleep in my c4bin with me tonight.

[audacioussedition-blog]

Bbbabe, you know 1 don't mean 1t. 

[cors4ir-deactivated20131009]

Pyrope is 4 fucking fuchsi4 blood in your timeline, wh4t the hell m4kes you think we could possibly be rel4ted.

Th4t doesn’t even m4ke SENSE.

[audacioussedition-blog]

Z SNAP.

[piir8]

You can’t a8ort thii2 mii22iion.

[audacioussedition-blog]

Jumps overboard. 

[cors4ir-deactivated20131009]

… But th4t does 4ctu4lly t4ste good.

I don’t know why you e4t th4t junk in the first pl4ce, but the m4yonn4ise cert4inly m4de it better.

[audacioussedition-blog]

SEE. 1t's too late, you're too far gone, my love. Deranged to the po1nt of th1nk1ng that mayona1se on ramen would be a good 1dea. 

[piir8]

Can’t 8lame a dude for pu22iing out when hii2 de2endant ii2 the 8etter one.

[audacioussedition-blog]

BLOWS WH1STLE.

RED ALERT GUYS, WE HAVE A BADASS UP 1N HERE.

[cors4ir-deactivated20131009]

BYE.

[audacioussedition-blog]

Or the t1me he tr1ed to get me to put mayona1se on my ramen.

[piir8]

Furrow2 8row.

[audacioussedition-blog]

Abort, abort.

[cors4ir-deactivated20131009]

I h4ve no ide4 why I’m still t4lking to this kid.

#We 4re cle4rly not directly rel4ted 4t 4ll.#I'm going to ste4l 4ttention from my m4tesprit inste4d.

[audacioussedition-blog]

You heard 1t here folks, M1tuna 1s a guaranteed 111% coward. 

[audacioussedition-blog]

oceanpariah started following you

E1ther you're a sa1lor or a seadweller and 1 do bel1eve 1've rather had my f1ll of both.

Regardless. Name's Aranea, n1ce to meet you...?

[cors4ir-deactivated20131009]

Don’t t4lk shit 4bout my e4ting h4bits, ok.

[audacioussedition-blog]

One t1me he tr1ed to conv1nce me that bananas were good for stews. 

[audacioussedition-blog]

Red alert, secondary blue blooded Captor on my dash, execute evacuat1on plan alpha.