leave the night on;

i thought i had you wrapped in the palm of my hand that night. auden carpenter; 23.

[connorbye]

I’m hoping Ace keeps his hair blonde forever so people don’t mistake us for each other anymore. I’m also starving, so someone should cook for me because I already ate all of the snacks we have.

[audencarpenter-blog]

Don't you know how to cook?

[alrightkayson-blog]

I’m taking over the house and turning it into a Christmas wonderland. You best be ready.

[audencarpenter-blog]

Everybody does love Christmas.

[dannyrly-blog]

Fine, then, you can come back if it’s sincere. You’re still rude, though.

[audencarpenter-blog]

At least I'm cute.

[audencarpenter-blog]

Auden → August

August: um

August: ill learn

Auden: i'll teach you if you want or ask paxton to demonstrate first???

[audencarpenter-blog]

Auden → August

August: mmmmmmmaybe cx

Auden: do you know how????

[dannyrly-blog]

That doesn’t sound very sincere.

[audencarpenter-blog]

It was entirely sincere.

[dannyrly-blog]

That’s just how the cookie crumbles, Auden. You can come back once you apologize.

[audencarpenter-blog]

Okay, Oreo. I'm sorry that I called you a monkey.

[audencarpenter-blog]

Auden → August

August: u kno that means im gona tell u all about it right

Auden: you're going to tell me about going down on paxton? okay, been t- yeah. you can tell me

[audencarpenter-blog]

Auden → August

August: u changed it!!!! :p

August: im just kidding i

Auden: I WAS TRYING TO HELP FURTHER YOUR LOVE LIFE, AUGUST.

[dannyrly-blog]

Frankly, I find this rude and offensive, and I’d like you out of the house until you formally apologize for saying these terrible things to me.

[audencarpenter-blog]

That is really rude. Wow, Danny.

[audencarpenter-blog]

Auden → August

August: daddy af??? idk okay

Auden: ew e ew ew ew sto p it im 5

[dannyrly-blog]

So… I don’t know where he is at this very moment, but there is a monkey in the house now, and his name is Justin Timberlake. He’s our new house pet. Respect the monkey, love the monkey, and probably don’t tell anyone that we have the monkey.

[audencarpenter-blog]

Why does the house need a monkey? We already have you.

[audencarpenter-blog]

Auden → August

August: i did

August: im in shock omg paxton isnt daddy

August: atleast i dont think..........

Auden: WAIT DID YOU AUGUST OMG

[audencarpenter-blog]

Auden → August

August: omg no u didnt

Auden: Did you not notice that it says Daddy instead of Paxton???

[audencarpenter-blog]

Auden → August

Auden: I changed Paxton's name in your phone :*

[audencarpenter-blog]

@audenc: he'd probably fuck you lbr

[audencarpenter-blog]

@fvckace: so they say blondes have more fun but i've always had fun so i think this means i need to go extra hard now

@audenc: no