A.L

Entrepreneur. Loves food, sports, humor and intelligent people. I am an INTJ.

[audttitude]

I don’t remember hearing from you on regular days and suddenly you have an opinion about what I just said? Sorry but not sorry, I have no qualms with your non existence in my life.

[lizclimo]

cool sleep mask 

[audttitude]

Get up and get over it.

[audttitude]

[intj-irl]

As INTJ, I am tired of hearing well-known stereotypes, such as… we are robots, walking Wikipedia, dictionaries or even sociopaths. Everybody forgets that WE ARE HUMAN and, surprisingly, we have feelings. If we do not cry in public or say ‘I love you’ every 5 minutes, it does not mean that we are emotionless. Sometimes we need time. Much time…

Submitted by la-vie-jolie (via intj-irl)

[intj-irl]

I will never be completely satisfied, and I wouldn’t have it any other way.

Bow, admin of intj-irl (via intj-irl)

[intj-irl]

I am INTJ. I am independent and tough, but also loving and idealistic. I wish for you to surprise me, but expect you to disappoint me. I am grounded in facts and reality, yet live part-time in an imaginary world in my own mind. All of these are contradictory, but none of them are particularly unexpected or strange. Value your contradictions; they are what makes you the multifaceted person that you are.

Rain, admin of intj-irl (via intj-irl)

[everybody-lies-darling]

[audttitude]

I do not think much of people who stays petty over small things for ages.

[little-miss-rasputin-pageant]

[audttitude]

INTJ Problem #10

Teacher: Pass your paper to the left; we are peer grading.

[intj-life]

Other things INTJs say

“I’m bored” “Pass me that book, I don’t want to get up” “I was researching” “Do people really do that?” “Don’t worry, I have a plan” “I had things to do” “… Fascinating” “I should probably clean my room I didn’t realise it was this messy” “I don’t care” “I need to think” “I’m sorry I won’t come to the party but I don’t work well when sleep deprived”

[audttitude]

Do not try to fool me. I know your tricks and trickery.

Wen

[lizclimo]

obviously. 

[audttitude]

I would secretly and politically provoke you to make you say things that I can use as evidence against you.

Wen

[offensive-mbti]

MBTI in a Nutshell (GIF)

ENFJ

ENFP

ENTJ

ENTP

ESFJ

ESFP

ESTJ

ESTP

INFJ

INFP

INTJ

INTP

ISFJ

ISFP

ISTJ

ISTP

source

[offensive-mbti]

When Shit Happens

Deals with it: ISTJ, ESTJ, ESTP, ISTP, ENTJ

Panics + Over-analyzes it: INFJ, ENFJ, ISFJ, ESFJ, ENFP

Doesn’t realize that shit is going down: INTP, ENTP, ISFP, ESFP

Life is not fair! *escapes reality into dreamland*: INFP

Knew shit was gonna happen and prevented it from happening: INTJ