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nerastwin:
“Evil leader? You must mean Queen Cordelia. She’s my master. Or maybe the Nightmare Knight? He is kinda a leader to his own Disaster Masters.”
The bunny shook her head.
“Sorry, banana’s don’t grow here in the Doughnut Kingdom.”
‘ THEN I MUST COMMENCE BATTLE QUICKLY.
Wait...you couldn’t-- uh, direct me to your queen? ‘
nerastwin:
Wow, this little monkey sure could get angry real quick. “Well, good luck with tearing this Rippen apart. That name sounds really lame.” Rippen? What kind of a parent names their kid rippen? One that probably didn’t want a kid in the first place.
This obviously wasn’t working,time to be blunt.
‘ I’m looking for the leader, the ‘evil-leader’, or whatever. also, you wouldn’t happen to have any...bananas, would you? ‘
“Who just carries spiders around in their pockets?!”
MEME → ACCEPTING
‘ I DO.
Now take your turn before I release them. ‘
nerastwin:
Green eyebrows furrowed as a look of confusion spread across her face. Switched places? What did that mean?
“Well, it’s nice to meet you Sashi. But I haven’t seen anyone like that. What do you mean when you say switched with the lead villain?”
‘ When I zapped in here, Boone broke my mission specs so I don’t know where Rippen is, lucky for him, because when I see him, I’LL TEAR HIM TO SHREDS. ‘
kindliiness:
spiidering && auheroine ❤️’d for a modern starter!
—-{ ♥️ }—-
❝ I found this shiny penny on the floor this morning, right outside my house! && although I have yet to experience any good luck I am still quite hopeful! ❞
‘ eh, isn’t that FOLKLORE??
I mean, how can a piece of copper be ‘LUCKY?‘ ‘
auhero:
Success &&. Failure. We think of them as opposites but they’re really not They are companions.
THE HERO &. THE SIDEKICK
nerastwin:
“I guess?” Peridot has never really fought a monkey before.
“So uh, I’m Peridot. And you are?” Might as well strike up a conversation until Almond arrives to fight her.
‘ Sashi, Sashi Kobayashi. I’m looking for a dude; grey skin, red eyes, big, tall and ugly? He’s probably been switched with the ‘Lead Villain’ of this place. ‘
I highly recommend you follow the person I reblogged this from.
‘ MORE
THAN JUST
A SIDEKICK. ‘
❝ I
Z A P
into dimensions every day it’s my job. ❞
auhero:
Out of Context D&D Quote Starters:
rpmemesupreme:
Source
“EXCUSE YOU, I AM A HOT FAIRY.”
“I’ll kick a tree’s ass.”
“You should seduce the boat!”
“I killed a man today. In space. On a dragon. With a shovel.”
“Can I have flaming pistols?”
“No, you may not make a human centipede out of your army of 50 children.”
“Can I pay them money not to come near me?”
“I’m pretty sure fish don’t accept money.”
“I don’t know what we need to bleed on.”
“Let’s bleed on everything, just to be safe.”
“I’m going to go out on a limb and say we’re not going to solve this problem by bleeding on it.”
“Your ass is not a weapon you are proficient with.”
“That is the only dwarf ass I’m going to draw for you today.”
“Oh shit, I forgot the princess.”
“Did you just pull a gun out of your hair?”
“Who just carries spiders around in their pockets?!”
“He fought like he lived… Full of spears.”
“Ok, so there’s a lot of teeth in this water.”
“I’m not sure how to split a throne evenly. We all have a sitting schedule?”
“How many noses are going into this chicken?”
“We just turned a ritualistic orphan sacrifice chamber into a nightclub.”
“You started a cult!?”
“We need to give this guy a proper burial. After we loot his body. And take his teeth.”
“Yeah, he’s a ghost now. But I can punch ghosts, so it’s fine.”
“Have you ever seen a dragon choke on one hundred and thirty five orphans? Because you’re about to.”
“I can be responsible for my own severed leg, thank you.”
“Look, if I’m going to be a part of this Badger Cult, I expect career options!”
“I can’t believe you just pre-battle blazed it.”
“You lose the moral high ground after the second murder.”
“I am literally dying for your sins right now! Do not fuck this up for me!”
“Summon the monkeys! They will be relevant!”
“What happens if you die in Hell?” “Double Hell.”
“Long term goal: we put your corpse on the airship.”
“Does it still count as ‘evil’ if I feel really bad about it?”
“Everyone is ambidextrous until proven otherwise.”
“You blew up the sun!”
“Hold my record player, I’m going in.”
“I have never tried to stab you in a combat situation!”
“Want to use my knife? It’s only been used for our own ritual blood-letting.”
“I’m not sure we can even beat a log right now. We must negotiate with it.”
herosalary:
i love sashi omg
nerastwin:
auheroine
“You don’t look like the usual hero I fight. I think I’ll just wait until Almond shows up.”
‘ it’s because I’m a monkey, isn’t it?
It’s not like I get to choose whose place I take! ‘
auhero:
“ What do you think Phyllis does on our days off ? “
In all honesty, he’s just trying to find something to get his mind off on not hero-ing out today. And yet- he keeps coming back to it.
‘ Probably, trims her nose hair, or at least I hope so, YIKES! ‘
Sashi lived a fairly normal life outside of dimension-jumping, mainly because her parents weren’t aware of her super- cool day job, so in between anger- management classes, she was busy watching her parents coo over her brother.
auhero:
" C'mon Sash- you wouldn’t really hurt one of your two best friends…. . .. – please don’t answer that. “
‘ Why don’t you answer that question? ‘
...
‘ No! I wouldn’t do that. ‘
