Quotes from Harley Quinn starters
Send one in for my muse’s reaction. Taken from all forms of media. Feel free to change pronouns as needed.
“So what if I’m crazy? The best people are.”
“I have done everything you said. Every test, every trial, every initiation. I have proved I love you. Just accept it!”
“I gotta work on my cardio.”
“Stupid bats, your ruining date night!”
“We can’t change the past, but there’s a difference between moving on and letting go.”
“If I get mad at you that means I still care. Worry when I don’t get mad.”
“Isn’t this fun? It’s just like a sleepover. We should order pizza- make Cosmos!”
“My rational mind can recognize pain when I see it. But my rational mind is in a pretty small box. All tied up with a bow on it.”
“Find what you love and let it kill you.”
“Shhh, face it sugar I got something you want and you sure a shootin’ have something I want, so be a good boy and maybe, maybe Mama will give you a cookie”
“You made me want to be a less terrible person.”
“Huh? What was that? I should kill everyone and escape?”
“Mmmm, spiked eggnog. It’s like the cream a’ Christmas in a spoon!”
“You really put the ‘fun’ in funeral.”
“What’s gonna happen here is, I’m gonna turn off the lights for two minutes, an’ when I turn ‘em back on, whoever’s still standin’ gets the job.”
“The joke’s on you, I’m not evena real blonde.”
“Desire becomes surrender. Surrender becomes power.”
“But the clown-spankin’ truth is this, our strength comes not from being whole, but from bein’ broken differently. Because there’s enough of us, we are whole together.”
“Psychologically speaking, vengeance rarely brings the catharsis we hope for.”
“I’m rubber, your glue, whatever you say bounces off me and makes a six inch diameter exit wound in you.”
“Have you heard this new Taylor Swift song? It’s soooo good.”
“I must let the world know about my craving. I want pancakes and I want them now!”
“It’s the end of the world. Have a drink with us.”
“If I’m mad enough to skip the tears and go straight to laughing, you better run ‘cause I’m about to lose my shit.”
“How about you, hot stuff?”
“Hey! Hey, I’m talking to you. Hey, I’m talking to you!”
“You don’t like me? Fine. Don’t waste my time then.”
“I’m known to be quite vexing I’m just forewarning you.”
“I’m bored. Play with me.”
“You know, for what it’s worth, I actually enjoyed some of our romps, but there comes a time when a gal wants more. And now, all this gal wants is to settle down with her lovin’ sweetheart.”
“I love him not for the way he silenced my demons, but for the way his demons dance with mine.”
“I’m having a bad day! I’m sick of people trying to shoot me, run me over or blow me up! All I wanted was a new dress – and I actually paid for it!”
“That’s so cute, you think you’re scary. Well, mister, I’ve seen scary and you don’t have his smile.”
“What, I got a hickey or something?”
“Call me a softie, I dare ya!”
“Arent’ you glad you wore that? Sexy AND bulletproof!”
“That was so not romantic.”
“Sometimes the only way to stay sane is to go a little crazy.”
“I’m not shopping at this store: I’m robbing this store. Paying is for dummies!”
“You’re cute. You want me? I’m all yours.”
“You know what they say: behind every successful man is a badass broad.”
“Maybe I can stick you some shampoo.”
“Don’t know if I wanna kill you or kiss you.”
“It’s called 'animals attack people I hate”… It’s a comedy.“
“All of that chit-chat is gonna get you hurt.”
“We’re bad guys, it’s what we do.”
“The world can be amazing when you’re slightly strange.”
“I recommend a lobotomy.”
"Look, I’m in no mood for this crap. Especially after the day I been havin!”
“Mama’s gonna paint the streets with blood.”
“Why can’t a girl be nice to a guy without the mook trying to murder her?”
“Now you feel like you have someone by your side to share the journey with you.”
“Whatever doesn’t kill you simply makes you stranger.”
“Hey, I’m cooperating. All right? This is me being cool.”
“Love your perfume. What is that, the scent of death?”
“Every woman has a crazy side that only the right man can bring out.”
“Hush, little baby, don’t say a word, Momma’s gonna kill for you the whole damn world.”
“You don’t have to be crazy to be in love. But it helps.”
“Wait ‘till they get a load of me.”
“I would be instigating mayhem everywhere I go!”
“sweetie, get mommy’s bazooka.”
“Now that’s a killer app!”
“I love it! It’s so… cinematic!”
“They say if you want to tell a story right, you gotta start at the beginning.”
“I’m not sure if I attract crazy or if I make them that way.”
“You can’t deny there’s an element of glamour to these super-criminals.”
