I came to laugh. You?

m // 30's // Genderfucker Extraordinaire! Feel free to ask whatever, we can be friends.

[theswisscheeserag]

You gotta be really publicly passionate about things if you want your friends to text you. Bc people will forget to text you because they’re human. But if you’re really openly the friend who loves identifying ants your friends will think of you when they see ants. And they’ll text you “what ant is this [blurry photo]”. And then they’ll ask you how you’ve been and we should get coffee sometime. But if they don’t know what you love they’ll never know what you like

[theswisscheeserag]

And then when the ant convention is in town they’ll be like dude… we should go to the ant convention. But they would never think to go if they didn’t know u loved ants

[theswisscheeserag]

And sometimes you need to ask them to go to the ant convention. But you Will not get anywhere hiding your passions

[lesvegas]

passing in public makes me feel like white shrek

[lesvegas]

literally how it feels

[welpnotagain]

[victusinveritas]

"Close Personal Friend Mr. Drugs" has had me roaring with laughter for the last few minutes.

[lumivies]

much to consider

[mousidy]

I've gotten this far without giving a shit about marvel bullshit you can't make me like it just by turning the spider dipshit into a trans woman. you can't!!!! can I see more of her tho.....

[hug-your-face]

via @swatercolor [insta]

[hug-your-face]

This is the best tag I've ever received on a post, I think

[technofeudalism]

america’s 9/11

[cepn-archive]

it’s too early for this

[budaiproli]

oks

[dukeofedinburgh]

[budaiproli]

me and the boys, felsírtam

[sztupy]

tegnapról

[edgar-allan-possum]

Flags Mashup Bot is really out here trying to start World War III

[mccoppinscrapyard]

UPDATES

[pancoleon]

My fav part is that it is genuinely just a bot. All it does is take two countries, puts the 2nd country's colours on the 1st country's flag and mixes their names together.

Literally the only other thing behind it is that the bot weights picking the second country based on how close they are to the first, and basic geography + history means that's also where you're going to get the most aggressive relations. This isn't some guy trolling by making things specifically to piss people off, it's some guy who likes flags going "wouldn't it be fun to mix flags together, let's write a bot for that" and accidentally creating a whole meme culture of "days since flag mashup bot last tried to start WW3 = 0" and the like.

[baltharino]

Star Trek: The Original Series 1x03 - Where No Man Has Gone Before

[insomniac-arrest]

[securityunit-ese]

make a Murderbot dating simulator where you can date everyone except Murderbot, who is constantly trying to escape conversation with you.

when you try to select dating conversation options with it, it hacks the game to make them unclickable or moves them around so you can’t click on them.

it doesn’t mind if you date the humans but if you make moves on them in its eye sight you piss it off.

if you try to date the humans:

Mensah comes with Farai and Tano. It’s a package deal. But if you have annoyed Murderbot it will block you from getting far with them and if it’s pissed off it will shut down the game.

Ratthi is pretty easy going and down for one night stands. He is ready from the first date.You can also convince him to join you with some of the other characters.

Arada and Overse are open to you if you are female or non binary. If you are male they take you to sniper lessons and paintball. If you are not male they still take you but make out on the middle.

Pin-Lee is down for one night stands.

Volescu is a silver fox with the kinkiest dates.

Bharadwaj is also a silver fox with the kinkiest dates. She also has all the gossip on everyone else.

Gurathin is a single dad with the most vanilla dates. You can fast track this story line by bribing his kid to tell you his favourite snacks.

If you tell Murderbot you met his child it doesn’t believe you and claims it’s one of Mensah’s.

If you’ve pissed Murderbot off it will hack and prevent you going on the final dating scene with anyone.

Secret romance option: if you play a hacking game enough times you can flirt with ART. But this runs the risk of making Murderbot so mad it shuts the game down.

Secret sanctuary moon episode: if you play the whole game without talking to Murderbot and without pissing it off. It will share its media files with you

[smute]

i think the most upsetting thing about american-flavor puritanism is how fucking patronizing it is. it's 2026 but the whole world still has to deal with a cultural hegemony grown from the gnarled vestiges of victorian-era paternalism. tax-paying adults with passports and the right to vote are treated like wayward children because of the antiquated idea that authorities must protect the weak minds of the unwashed masses from depravity and corruption. the average american can send a fellow citizen to the chair, but they can't piss in a ditch without being declared an outlaw. american entertainment media is saturated with sex, but you can't talk about it online without getting your account suspended. it's such blatant censorship at a universal scale, but because sexual content is framed as inherently dangerous, this restriction on basic adult autonomy, this blanket denial of moral and intellectual adulthood, can be reframed as protection, an expression of care, a moral duty. "won't someone think of the children!" I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN!

[smute]

thank god that the video game that features slow motion animations of graphic gunshot wounds and is rated 18+ has a profanity filter in single player offline mode. thank you for protecting this 33 year old mind from the corrupting influence that is a horse named apple slut

[dropdome]

Haut-Fourneau 6 Blast Furnace built in 1958, Liège, Belgium

[captain-price-returns]

Re: sailors on USS Abraham Lincoln on half rations.

[theotherendcomics]

[gumi-megpoidd]

did you have to use that photo for that

[gumi-megpoidd]

i mean good on them...? still paired with that image thats uh. interesting

[gumi-megpoidd]

[dig-jules]

who’s got that one gif of Captain Kirk doing this I Need it

[fizzie]

This one?

[dig-jules]

ive been sitting and waiting for these gifs to align like the sailors once waited for the celestial bodies to reveal their path

[shitposting-hobbits-to-gallifrey]

Wait no longer, I have aligned them!

[lixomania]

[meawsupport]

this is so late renaissance early mannerism. the controversial male nudity? the lighting and value on the figure of emphasis?? him bathed in light and placed ABOVE while the police are clad in dark and BELOW?? Uh HES HITTING THE CONTRAPPOSTO??

[emmarose17]

On one hand: this imagery touches on themes of freedom vs oppression and how in shedding the various layers of shame placed upon us by the regime we can transcend to a higher place above the forces that seek to hold us to unjust societal standards.

On the other hand: cheeks out at the Krispy Kreme.