Alien emoji

Children, please send me your bones.

[morganalefays]

me at the store: do i want some snacks? nah it’s ok

me at home: past me was a fucking dumbass

[magical-girl]

you ever been 2 seconds from a psychotic break because you cant get a necklace hooked

[jon-lox]

“asmr - queer eye guys tell you they’re proud of you (10 hours)”

[hawaiidope-deactivated20201003]

me: *walks elegantly through the house in the dark at night, feeling the walls*

[turing-tested]

one of my biggest fears is that one day I will be standing in front of a microwave waiting for my hot pocket to heat up and my microwave will suddenly explode, impaling me instantly with shrapnel

[turing-tested]

apparently this is more relatable than I thought holy shit

[turing-tested]

modern brain: hehe warm food medieval brain: magic hot box will kill me if i dont kill it first

[onlytwitterpics]

[fuckstruckswan]

Actually, I came to beg your forgiveness. I offered you the world, and at the first test of honour I betrayed you. Please, Danielle.

[sarahconnorjr]

[virginiaisforhaters]

he really did just call him up and say she’s gonna fuck the fishman didnt he 

[ladybender]

this had to be done

[john-barrymore]

[iboh]

All of Lizzo’s iconic looks in JUICE!

[juluia]

Sleepy labs

here’s all the gang! 

[mojave-green]

me, waiting for disney live action remakes to start flopping so they have to put actual thought and effort into their movies again

[nesaveluni-deactivated00-deacti]

hi thank you for coming to my ted talk

[julshii]

anyone please ask your crush out like this

[fennethianell]

Hello, yes. We stan this icon ✨