#2 Vase Hater

"I'm 'bout to take a blow and I'm smiling" Rp blog for my man David Ramao (@cloudofthecats) PFP credit: @potatolordbutnot's Picrew

[aussiewhogotvased]

Hey, all!

I’m David Ramao(Not Doctor David never him)

And I’ve been out of the halls for

um

an amount of time

I don’t remember how long.

Anyways

Hope we can get along!

OOC under cut

@cloudofthecats here

finally making a pinned post for this guy

Here’s his playlist

[aussiewhogotvased]

Alright, dont get yourself shot

🚔@a-pizza-the-action-97

Hello there. I am David Ramao.

[a-pizza-the-action-97]

"Officer Albright, Hurricane Police Department. Though I can take a guess I'm out of jurisdiction right now. Britain?"

[aussiewhogotvased]

Yep.

[a-pizza-the-action-97]

"When I get my hands on whoever did this..."

[aussiewhogotvased]

You won’t be able to.

Believe me, I’ve tried.

[a-pizza-the-action-97]

"...Goddamnit."

[aussiewhogotvased]

It’s unfortunate, I know.

[aussiewhogotvased]

Alright, dont get yourself shot

🚔@a-pizza-the-action-97

Hello there. I am David Ramao.

[a-pizza-the-action-97]

"Officer Albright, Hurricane Police Department. Though I can take a guess I'm out of jurisdiction right now. Britain?"

[aussiewhogotvased]

Yep.

[a-pizza-the-action-97]

"When I get my hands on whoever did this..."

[aussiewhogotvased]

You won’t be able to.

Believe me, I’ve tried.

[aussiewhogotvased]

Alright, dont get yourself shot

🚔@a-pizza-the-action-97

Hello there. I am David Ramao.

[a-pizza-the-action-97]

"Officer Albright, Hurricane Police Department. Though I can take a guess I'm out of jurisdiction right now. Britain?"

[aussiewhogotvased]

Yep.

[aussiewhogotvased]

Alright, dont get yourself shot

🚔@a-pizza-the-action-97

Hello there. I am David Ramao.

[aussiewhogotvased]

Would you like to see her

Yes.

[aussiewhogotvased]

Also Slaughter artifacts might've been planted around her house while she was at work by her dad...

she was already very much Slaughter marked or aligned but still

[aussiewhogotvased]

Yeah she's dating a Maddie who... totally has a healthy connection to Vanessa and it isn't borderline blind follower type shit.

Tbf Vanessa did shoot and kill her extremely abusive ex so

Jesus.

[aussiewhogotvased]

And he didn't kill off the body so she's still stuck with him!

She might've also learned he was a serial killer when she was still a kid...

Yeah that Vanessa is all sorts of fucked mentally. And yet she has a sorta girlfriend idk man

D:

[aussiewhogotvased]

There's a universe where William kept up at being a serial killer when possessing Vanessa's dad. Yeah that universe goes about as smoothly as you'd expect

Jesus Christ.

[aussiewhogotvased]

(i put that image there because that's how bro is just standing there.)

Ollie was just standing in David and André's room

@oliver-analog

^David blinked, trying to figure out if Ollie was really there or his eyes were playing tricks on him.^

Ollie? Is that you?

[oliver-analog]

"Depends on your definition, David."

[aussiewhogotvased]

Void.

[oliver-analog]

"You aren't intimidating."

[aussiewhogotvased]

I know.

You’re not intimidating either.

[oliver-analog]

"I'm not sure about that one, David."

[aussiewhogotvased]

Can you not right now?

[oliver-analog]

"Not what?"

[aussiewhogotvased]

Be here.

Can I just talk to my son for once?

[oliver-analog]

"You act like you never talk to him. Come on, we'll have fun."

[aussiewhogotvased]

I’m not sure we have the same definition of “fun”, Void.

[oliver-analog]

"You know, things are a lot more fun when the body you're using is an avatar... Cmon, you can have that taste of stardom."

[aussiewhogotvased]

No thanks.

I’ve already had enough stardom.

[oliver-analog]

"Oh come on, that's no fun. Don't make me pull your leg."

[aussiewhogotvased]

…

Fine.

[oliver-analog]

"Great! Now I do need to put a safety net"

[aussiewhogotvased]

What

[oliver-analog]

"Don't worry about it!"

[aussiewhogotvased]

Alright, I won’t.

[aussiewhogotvased]

(i put that image there because that's how bro is just standing there.)

Ollie was just standing in David and André's room

@oliver-analog

^David blinked, trying to figure out if Ollie was really there or his eyes were playing tricks on him.^

Ollie? Is that you?

[oliver-analog]

"Depends on your definition, David."

[aussiewhogotvased]

Void.

[oliver-analog]

"You aren't intimidating."

[aussiewhogotvased]

I know.

You’re not intimidating either.

[oliver-analog]

"I'm not sure about that one, David."

[aussiewhogotvased]

Can you not right now?

[oliver-analog]

"Not what?"

[aussiewhogotvased]

Be here.

Can I just talk to my son for once?

[oliver-analog]

"You act like you never talk to him. Come on, we'll have fun."

[aussiewhogotvased]

I’m not sure we have the same definition of “fun”, Void.

[oliver-analog]

"You know, things are a lot more fun when the body you're using is an avatar... Cmon, you can have that taste of stardom."

[aussiewhogotvased]

No thanks.

I’ve already had enough stardom.

[oliver-analog]

"Oh come on, that's no fun. Don't make me pull your leg."

[aussiewhogotvased]

…

Fine.

[oliver-analog]

"Great! Now I do need to put a safety net"

[aussiewhogotvased]

What

[aussiewhogotvased]

(i put that image there because that's how bro is just standing there.)

Ollie was just standing in David and André's room

@oliver-analog

^David blinked, trying to figure out if Ollie was really there or his eyes were playing tricks on him.^

Ollie? Is that you?

[oliver-analog]

"Depends on your definition, David."

[aussiewhogotvased]

Void.

[oliver-analog]

"You aren't intimidating."

[aussiewhogotvased]

I know.

You’re not intimidating either.

[oliver-analog]

"I'm not sure about that one, David."

[aussiewhogotvased]

Can you not right now?

[oliver-analog]

"Not what?"

[aussiewhogotvased]

Be here.

Can I just talk to my son for once?

[oliver-analog]

"You act like you never talk to him. Come on, we'll have fun."

[aussiewhogotvased]

I’m not sure we have the same definition of “fun”, Void.

[oliver-analog]

"You know, things are a lot more fun when the body you're using is an avatar... Cmon, you can have that taste of stardom."

[aussiewhogotvased]

No thanks.

I’ve already had enough stardom.

[oliver-analog]

"Oh come on, that's no fun. Don't make me pull your leg."

[aussiewhogotvased]

…

Fine.

[aussiewhogotvased]

(i put that image there because that's how bro is just standing there.)

Ollie was just standing in David and André's room

@oliver-analog

^David blinked, trying to figure out if Ollie was really there or his eyes were playing tricks on him.^

Ollie? Is that you?

[oliver-analog]

"Depends on your definition, David."

[aussiewhogotvased]

Void.

[oliver-analog]

"You aren't intimidating."

[aussiewhogotvased]

I know.

You’re not intimidating either.

[oliver-analog]

"I'm not sure about that one, David."

[aussiewhogotvased]

Can you not right now?

[oliver-analog]

"Not what?"

[aussiewhogotvased]

Be here.

Can I just talk to my son for once?

[oliver-analog]

"You act like you never talk to him. Come on, we'll have fun."

[aussiewhogotvased]

I’m not sure we have the same definition of “fun”, Void.

[oliver-analog]

"You know, things are a lot more fun when the body you're using is an avatar... Cmon, you can have that taste of stardom."

[aussiewhogotvased]

No thanks.

I’ve already had enough stardom.

[aussiewhogotvased]

(i put that image there because that's how bro is just standing there.)

Ollie was just standing in David and André's room

@oliver-analog

^David blinked, trying to figure out if Ollie was really there or his eyes were playing tricks on him.^

Ollie? Is that you?

[oliver-analog]

"Depends on your definition, David."

[aussiewhogotvased]

Void.

[oliver-analog]

"You aren't intimidating."

[aussiewhogotvased]

I know.

You’re not intimidating either.

[oliver-analog]

"I'm not sure about that one, David."

[aussiewhogotvased]

Can you not right now?

[oliver-analog]

"Not what?"

[aussiewhogotvased]

Be here.

Can I just talk to my son for once?

[oliver-analog]

"You act like you never talk to him. Come on, we'll have fun."

[aussiewhogotvased]

I’m not sure we have the same definition of “fun”, Void.

[aussiewhogotvased]

(i put that image there because that's how bro is just standing there.)

Ollie was just standing in David and André's room

@oliver-analog

^David blinked, trying to figure out if Ollie was really there or his eyes were playing tricks on him.^

Ollie? Is that you?

[oliver-analog]

"Depends on your definition, David."

[aussiewhogotvased]

Void.

[oliver-analog]

"You aren't intimidating."

[aussiewhogotvased]

I know.

You’re not intimidating either.

[oliver-analog]

"I'm not sure about that one, David."

[aussiewhogotvased]

Can you not right now?

[oliver-analog]

"Not what?"

[aussiewhogotvased]

Be here.

Can I just talk to my son for once?

[aussiewhogotvased]

(i put that image there because that's how bro is just standing there.)

Ollie was just standing in David and André's room

@oliver-analog

^David blinked, trying to figure out if Ollie was really there or his eyes were playing tricks on him.^

Ollie? Is that you?

[oliver-analog]

"Depends on your definition, David."

[aussiewhogotvased]

Void.

[oliver-analog]

"You aren't intimidating."

[aussiewhogotvased]

I know.

You’re not intimidating either.

[oliver-analog]

"I'm not sure about that one, David."

[aussiewhogotvased]

Can you not right now?