Austen Collins

pretending to keep a diary

[important-cat-pics]

[mariacallous]

[breadcrab]

kyaaaa I'm late to vampire school *runs out while holding a dude by the neck in my mouth*

[brucebocchi]

[marvelousmop]

In my experience, they tend to actually go with the way dumber option of "Okay so this means that, every time we pit the hare against the tortoise, the tortoise would win, and therefore a tortoise can also beat all the other animals a hare could ordinarily beat in a race"

[indie-navarrete]

JENNIFER'S BODY // (2009) — dir. karyn kusama

[only-cat-memes]

[rlyehtaxidermist]

if you think this is an acceptable level of detail for an error message you will be punished by ten thousand demons in every religion's hell and no one will save you. jesus and the buddha will look at you and be like "yeah no that fucker deserves that" and then high five

[penandinkprincess]

truly few things instantly put me in a bad mood more than humidity

WHY is the fucking AIR out here TOUCHING ME

get OFF

[justsomeguycore]

horror movie showing a child’s drawing of the monster or ghost or whatever but instead of a little kid and crayons they’re like a preteen and it’s manga style

[demonslayedher]

Was talking with a friend yesterday about the (dangerous) history of curling irons. KnY is set a little early for the Taisho finger curl craze, but hey, Mitsuri might have gotten some old foreign fashion magazines to inspire a marcel wave look.

(Additional silliness below the cut)

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[massiveharmonytiger]

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[peachfromcmbyn]

The Ikea biphobia couch is the funniest thing that's ever happened. We found it gang. Nothing will ever top it in terms of being funny.

[dead-boysss]

The what???

[peachfromcmbyn]

The Ikea biphobia couch.

[dead-boysss]

???

[peachfromcmbyn]

I don't know what to tell you man.

[queermystic]

That was the exact thought process

[probablily]

i say yay outloud too like this isn't just my internet persona this is real me

[only-cat-memes]

[maylilithreign]

can't leave that in the notes 😂

[transfemjedediahwicker]

if you've ever applied for a job you deserve 50 million dollars in financial compensation

[ibetteracethatinterview]

this is all so goddamn unprecedented when you think of what conservatives have held against democratic presidents and politicians like wearing a tan suit or not wearing a suit but a military uniform and yet the east wing of the White House has been completely destroyed and we have the front of the White House holding a UFC fight sponsored by the PRESIDENTS CRYPTO COMPANY and nary a word the mainstream media does not see the corruption

He’s gonna die and I need to be alive when it happens