godtier honey of bacon

hi! Kaleb, 17, m, looking to fuck (with your life haha lol I'm such a bad boy) 

[tastefullyoffensive]

Sasha vs. Q-tips [symphonicotter]

[lycoteuthis-deactivated20160131]

seriously if you think your dash is being flooded with something you don’t like, then either use tumblr savior or start unfollowing people. don’t be a douche to people just because they’re getting excited about something they like if it’s not hurting anyone.

[undercovertacobell]

why am i laughing so hard

[cringepics-deactivated20140527]

[gennyescsecsemo]

[darnni]

I need to know how this ended

[fanalis]

don’t trust ppl who start with grass pokemon

[98378603835842-deactivated20170]

this post is trash

[goatsworthy1-deactivated2016062]

chespin is the best

[aswexual-deactivated20140402]

grass type pokemon are the best???? whst the fuck

[feltguy]

u like grass Pokemon huh? u like grass? u wanna jack off in the grass? gonna rub grass on urself? maybe fuck a grasshopper? ur disgusting u grasshopper fucker

[annoyingastrology-deactivated20]

Signs that hate country music

aries, taurus, gemini, cancer, leo, virgo, libra, scorpio, sagittarius, capricorn, sagittarius, aquarius, pisces

[thepowergame-deactivated2015091]

thats a bag of chocolate milk

[vodkatarian]

trying to convince myself this bag of chocolate wasn’t relevant and scrolled past it, only to think about it down the dash… what if I didn’t reblog this bag of chocolate milk and lost it forever, only to think about it at the most inopportune times and have no re-reference to re-experience the wonder, that is, bag of chocolate milk.

[generalbooty]

in australia if a girl goes to the bathroom and comes back with a seemingly random fact then you know exactly what time of the month it is

[stereolights]

dO YOU GUYS HAVE FUCKING FUN FACTS PRINTED ON YOUR TAMPONS OR SOMETHING

[casablancasandthevoidz-deactiva]

they’re on pad wrappers!!!!!

[stereolights]

oh my god

[edgebug]

video game: *autosaves at a weird/out of place/oddly random time* me: uh oh

[laffyraffy]

video game: *conveniently gives you lots of health kits and ammo*

me: fuck

[edgebug]

video game: *suddenly goes uncharacteristically silent* me: shit

[camplazlo-deactivated666-deacti]

[queerandpresentdanger]

[popca]

lmao the person on the right in the last photo looks so fucking pissed

[officialwhat-deactivated2022091]

can a dinosaur even get more fuckin rad?

[officialwhat-deactivated2022091]

you bet jurassican

[chocolate-and-revenge]

i am so impressed by that dinosaur and that pun congratulations

[austrichegg]

test administrator: when you finish your test go back and read over your answers

me: i'm never goin back the past is in the past

[sixpenceee]

VeinViewer: an infrared device that detects the location of a patient’s veins and projects them on the skin so doctors and nurses don’t miss. It was developed by the Christie Medical Holdings company. They mainly show surface veins

[themysteryoftheunknownuniverse]

The fandom triforce 

[billciphersinternethistory-deac]

ay yes the new superwholock

[the-fury-of-a-time-lord]

i can accept this

[gaynerdcomic]

One only has a few episodes, one is siblings investigating monsters, one is ageless aliens taking a young person on adventures

[dialupmodem-deactivated20250702]

this generation is so lazy! get off ur ass and start a war! or ruin the economy or something! how do i send an e-mail!