diet of liquor and dick

[autenticojugador]

Me watching the Olympics at age 8: Oh that's nice

Me watching the Olympics at age 12: Wow I hope we win

Me watching the Olympics at age 16: I'm going to fuck the entire swim team and no one can stop me

[constant-shakes]

[cristinaya]

Shine bright like a washed nintendog

[pepe-leaker]

[kerorican]

[cloveoil-archive]

imagine ur otp

[keepyourpatiencestrong-deactiva]

[autumnblossoms]

HEALTHY HALLOWEEN SNACKS!!!!

These make me so happy!!!

[metalicmonocrome]

Boonanas

[agony5678]

let me go to one of your crazy ass white ppl houses on halloween and just try to hand me an orange with celery in the hole i will beat your ass

[vegandbeat]

[gerardwaytweets]

[claudiamate]

[aethyreal]

[redundant-basketcase]

[skwad55-deactivated20171013]

[autenticojugador]

Bae: babe come over

Me: I just put my bagel bites in the oven

Bae: my parents aren't home

Me: I literally just put them in the oven

[garlicbread908]

Confidence is not ‘they will like me’ Confidence is ‘I’ll be fine if they don’t

things everyone should know (via bl-ossomed)

[thebossbaby-official]

[animalsthatdopeoplethings]