Loner In A Catostrophic Mind

My name's Justin. I like green day and I play the bass. Any questions? Just ask. |-/

[oddness]

things i’m good at:

not answering texts/chats

getting my hopes up 

daydreaming

being awkward

pissing people off

sleeping

[absolutelad-deactivated20200425]

Who wants to tell California people that this happens literally everywhere

[fiendishdrwoo]

As someone who has lived in and outside of Cali, I can tell you, it doesn’t happen anywhere but there.

[absolutelad-deactivated20200425]

Yo are you seriously saying that no one goes over the speed limit on the freeway outside of California?

[nogf]

None of us non Californians are innovative enough to come up with such an idea

[corvigae]

when you’re playing dnd and you character keeps rolling crit fails

[juuriawashere-deactivated201808]

why is every song from phineas and ferb a banger.. how is that possible

[hotvampireadjacent]

is this site populated by 10 year olds

[marco-apollo-deactivated2019041]

Have you ever heard a Phineas and Ferb song

[mitski-miyawakis]

s.i.m.p. (squirrels in my pants) came out ten years ago in 2008 and it still randomly surfaces in my brain for days straight and is arguably the most iconic piece of music to ever be created and perceived by the human ear

[chandeluer]

does anyone else remember the song about the aglet

[meenahpreshuspeixes-deactivated]

Phinneus and Ferb was such a breath of fresh air for such a formulaic cartoon

[agoodcartoon]

im sure there’s a self-own in here somewhere but i’m gonna leave this one up to sarcastic teens on the internet

[jonbutter]

[fatgaysinglenyer]

Fixed it

[hannahbadgerdontcare]

I’ll just leave this here

[planetbass]

Visit Original Link

this is the most amazing cover i’ve ever heard

[moami]

This cover has it all: fantasically confusing yet badass band name, the well-loved instrumentals of the original, and a smooth voice bringing some fresh, chilling vibes to this timeless classic. 120/10, would enter the afterlife to the tune of this.

[therightprometheanfire]

American Children: Hey, can we be murdered a little less please?

Republicans: What the fuck? What about my guns? What about me, a person innocently playing with my death-machines as a hobby? I am the real victim here. Kids these days are so entitled…

[salami-dono]

My father says I complain a lot for someone who lives here for free. Whaaaat…?

I just asked him to rinse his plate so it would be easier for me to clean later!

[hampop]

[pukicho]

You know what’s better than weed?

Water

[stencill]

here’s this dumb bitch again

[pukicho]

Shut up, you dehydrated high motherfucker

[redundant-basketcase]

Dehighdrated

[sonseulsoleil]

Tom Holland’s face when Jimmy Kimmel asks if anyone dies in Infinity War is fucking killing me:  

[mxnrique]

does this new john krasinski horror film have actual deaf actors in this ASL horror film because if not what would be the point of stanning this film?

[mxnrique]

“First, I knew I needed a girl who was deaf for the role of the daughter, who is deaf in the movie. And for many reasons, I didn’t want a non-deaf actress pretending to be deaf. Most importunely though, because a deaf actress would help my knowledge and my understanding of the situations tenfold. I wanted someone who lives it and who could teach me about it on set. We found the most wonderful actress in Millicent. She is truly something special.”

- John Krasinski (x)

[jonesywrites-deactivated2025050]

Just saw this last night. It’s really good. And she is really good in it, they all are.

[seawitchedd]

Childish Gambino || This Is America

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[memewhore]

[wewerealltoblame]

did you know that Friday 13th was meant to be a really good lucky day meant for fucking because it was dedicated to Freyja, the goddess of love and fertility and the patron goddess of Fridays

but then Christianity found out about it and were like “Fucking???? outside of marriage????? NO NO NO!!!” and decided it was a horrible terrible bad unlucky day and you need to be super careful of everything you do in case you die or some shit.

so thanks Christians for ruining everyone’s fucking fun

[greatlordfluffernutter]

Petition to bring back Friday the FUCKteenth.

[goodgamegrumps]

[tendernxss]

There, There // The Wonder Years

[tsunglasses]

[bospaladin]

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[unlimitedgoats]

WHAT.