Doktora Ilongga

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Have you ever been bitter in your life? Saying “walang forever” or “magbebreak rin kayo sa 23.” Now people think you are too bitter and your favorite drink is coffee. Does your heart hurts and watery fluids come out from your eyes whenever you see your ex?  Based on the way you behave you are showing the symptoms of someone having a heart disease called CARDIOTWINTITRI or C23. This is common among people who have experienced awful rejections and depressing heartbreaks. Dra. Ilongga prescribes you one of her very own happy pills. The Antibitteric and Foreveriosis.

 Antibitteric is a happy pill that reduces the pain you feel in your heart whenever you see couples especially your ex with his/her new. Foreveriosis is a new happy pill made for your eyes. It provides a filter in your eyes so that whenever you see couples that are publicly displaying their affection, they would be edited out from your vision, and prevents your eyes from producing watery liquids when you see your ex.

 Antibitteric and Foreveriosis contains:

1.       Sugar, spice and everything nice

2.       Sweetness

3.       Someone that is single.

Side effects:

1.       No painful heartaches

2.       It can show other people a better version of yourself

3.       You can be ready to mingle again.

4.       You can be free and happy

 “Pabay-I na ng ex mo nga wala pulos, kag pag iskwela nalang dira.”

-Authentic Ilongga

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Do you sometimes feel that the real world is a great blur surrounding you? Don’t you just want to pause and slow down? If your answer was yes, you are showing the Stressitopia disease, caused by the insects Jirks and Betches that came from a different planet. When these insects continuously bite you, stress ions are formed that causes the situations mentioned above. Dra. Ilongga prescribes you Smallthingseratoria Serum and Maliitnabagayosis repellent.

Smallthingseratoria Serum was once a happy pill but it was converted in to a serum. It kills stress ions and cleanses the body from it making you Stressitopia free, while Maliitnabagayosis Repellant is made to repel insects such as Jirks and Betches.

Travelling home is a small thing but it can make us happy.

Smallthingseratoria Serum contains:

1.       Random small things.

2.       A good laugh

3.       Good friends and smiles

Chilling can also make a difference in our day.

This ice cream can make you feel better.

Side effects:

1.       Makes you appreciate small things

2.       You can smile without worries.

3.       Stress-free life

4.       You can be happy.

“Kis.a ang mga ginagmay pa nga bagay ang makapalipay sa imo.”

-Authentic Ilongga

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“Faster babe” “Coming” “I’m near babe” “Just swallow it” “It’s too big, it won’t fit”

I see the smile on your face and I think I know what you’re thinking and I am telling you what you’re thinking is wrong. Basing on the way you think, you are showing the symptoms of a brain disease called the Green Syndrome. Green Syndrome is caused by the Green Cells that is spreading in your brain and it now affects how you think. Don’t worry because Dra. Ilongga prescribes you one of her happy pills. The Antidirtimindatory.

Antidirtimindatory is a happy pill that freezes the Green cells and stops it from spreading in your brain.

Antidirtimindatory contains:

1.       Green tea

2.       Good lighting

3.       Consevativeness

Side effects:

1.       You will experience brain freeze.

2.       You’ll never forget the taste of this medicine.

3.       You can be happy.

Note: Do not over dose.

“Bisan GREEN ka RESPETUHANAY lang gyapon ta”

-Authentic Ilongga

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Are you still single? Sick of pretending that you have the one with you? Aren’t you tired of giving pick lines to your own self? Well, do you want that heart of yours to pound like crazy? Dra. Ilongga prescribes you Kiliginessis Pill.

Kiliginessis pill is one of my favorite happy pills. It was made for singles but now, some other couples try it out and it helps their relationship big time.

Kiliginessis Pill contains:

1.       Staying up all night.

2.       1-20 episodes

3.       Laughter, tears, and handsome and beautiful people.

Side effects:

1.       Eye bags

2.       You may want to be Korean and go to Korea for a while.

3.       You may always watch out for more.

4.       You can be happy.

Note: Based on my experience, it is very dangerous to overdose because it can affect your studies and the management of your time.

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Have you broke up? He cheated on you? So she’s got another man. Didn’t your mother tell you to break up with him? Now what? You feel depressed? Don’t cry for them because you don’t need them and it’s their loss, all you need is one of my happy pill. The Kabuanginessis Vitamin.

Kabuanginessis Vitamin is a happy pill made to pull you out from depression.

Kabuanginessis Vitamin contains:

1.       Jokes

2.       Smiles

3.       Family and good friends

4.       And a lot more jokes

Side effects:

1.       You will cry from laughing too hard.

2.       Someone can listen to your problems

3.       Removes your shame for a while.

4.       You can be happy.

Note: Overdosing can be very dangerous. You may stay crazy forever, please be careful.

Trying this Happy Pill made me so happy that I wish I could also take this Happy Pill with my other BFFs, TJ, Sharm and Angelika. 

“Wala makapilde sa kadlaw nga tuod kag sa kabuangan upod ang mga miga nga buang man.”

-Authentic Ilongga

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What do you feel when you hear harsh words? When they say you’re stupid or dumb or crazy, does it hurt? Do you sometimes feel like you want to shut away from the noises of the world? Is it annoying? From what I can observe you are suffering the disease EarWorm II. This is really crucial because if it is ignored it can cause depression that will not be happy. Dra. Ilongga prescribes you, Musicxillin.

Musicxillin is a happy pill that helps you mediate through shutting the noises of the world away.

Musicxillin contains:

1.       Lovely Rhythm

2.       Cool words

3.       Good beat

Side effects:

1.       You will not hear anything from the outside world for a while.

2.       You can clear your mind.

3.       You can be happy.

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Aren’t you tired for being in the same place every day? Or for taking the same route every time you go out? I can’t blame you though, travel fares these days are so expensive that you’d rather stay home. I think you are experiencing HomeSickness, literally sick of your home. Well, Dra. Ilongga prescribes you one of her happy pills, the Teleportaline Pill.

Teleportaline Pill is a happy pill made for those people who wants to explore but can’t. Once this pill is taken, you can now explore the world or where you might want to be just by staying where you are. No more Travel Fares!

Teleportaline Pill Contains:

1.       Books

2.       Imagination

3.       Quiet place

Side effects:

1.       You can become an explorer.

2.       Your dictionary improves.

3.       You can be happy.

“Damo ka gid matun-an sa libro”

-Authentic Ilongga

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Hungry again? Why are you like that? I guess, your breakfast, lunch, snacks and dinner isn’t enough. I am actually worried because you may have the Hunger Strike Disease! Worry no more! Dra. Ilongga prescribes you her very own happy pill. The Antipataigutomeria.

Antipataigutomeria is a happy pill made to treat people like you. It kills the hunger bacteria called “bitok” and saves you from the dangerous disease.

Antipataigutomeria contains:

1.       Egg, rice, bibimbap sauce, sesame seeds, carrots, chicken and seaweed wrapper in strips.

Side effects:

1.       You will not be hungry after taking this.

2.       You may be addicted to the pill.

3.       You can now enjoy and be HAPPY.

“Wala pulos ang SEXY kung lawas mo indi HEALTHY”

 -Authentic Ilongga

Trying one of my Happy Pills couldn’t get better than this.

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When it rained smartness in this world where were you? It hurts but admit it, you slept the whole time while others took everything for themselves and they are very smart. Are you worried by how people may perceive you?

Dra. Ilongga prescribes one of her happy pills to help you. The VITAMIN GEEK.

Vitamin Geek contains:

1.     Going to the library.

2.     Look for a book which will be a good prop.

3.     Borrow the book.

4.     Show the public you are reading the book.

Side effects:

1.     Your classmates may trust your answers more.

2.     You will look smart.

3.     You can be HAPPY.

Available at all leading schools nationwide.

“Indi pagpabay-i ang imo pagiskwela ay para man na sa imo.”

-Authentic Ilongga

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Yes Hello Happy Pillers!

I am happy to announce that this clinic is now at service to heal broken smiles and crying souls with none other than Doktora Ilongga’s Happy Pills. The presiding doctor for this clinic is none other than me, Doktora Ilongga. I, Doktora Ilongga also known as Princess Faith M. Sumagaysay (AuthenticIlongga) is a 16-year-old Senior High School Student. Currently in my teenage years, I have observed the occurring challenges that I and other teenagers face and I was so bothered  by the current problems of my generation that I decided to share my very own happy pills so that we could all be happy!

 Good day!