Write Now

I'm always writing a story in my head.

[flowerytale]

Florence Welch, from “Useless Magic: Lyrics & Poetry”

[thebibliosphere]

I’ve mentioned wanting a robot body twice now this morning, and I just know someone is going to eventually comment something along the lines of “nah you don’t want that, imagine what could go wrong if your software broke down, or if there was a glitch in the system” as though that isn’t my daily lived experience for the last decade to begin with.

My body is glitching on a cellular level. Please, give me the body I can turn on and off again and plug in at the wall to power up. I’m begging you. I promise you. Rust around the joints would be an upgrade at this point.

[comp-lady]

Maybe your robot would glitch But if it did it would likely come with a user manual to make figuring out a solution easier also an undo button

[thebibliosphere]

Catch me pressing ctrl + alt + del every time my immune system mistakes itself for a virus and forceably shutting the software down.

[thatnoulguyorsomething]

Take me down to Paradise City, where the grass is green and the girls be pretty, didn’t make sense not to live for fun, your brain gets smart but your ass gets dumb ooO I’ve! Become so numb! I can feel you there!

[brawltogethernow]

You’ve exactly captured the way my brain processes songs.

[catcrumb]

[justcatposts]

Two cats won’t give up on trying to enter a Japanese Art Museum, the war has been going on for 2 years now. 

(Source)

[vespertinecat]

You guys are missing the best part: THE CATS HAVE THEIR OWN MUSEUM MERCH.

[airsignz]

good morning to women above 5’7, men below 5’5, bisexuals with clear phone cases, girls that hated the color pink growing up but like it now, college students ignoring academic emails, high school students that are cheating in all their classes, ppl who own too many candles or mugs, lesbians that had a crush on their best friend, ppl who have never watched one piece, ppl that don’t drink coffee or tea, girls that wear false lashes, men that wear chapstick, ppl that were dinosaur kids, and last but not least ppl who play as yoshi in mario kart

[rollingstoneboycomplex]

when Lemony Snicket wrote “I will love you if I never see you again, and I will love you if I see you everyday” that hurt me

[bekkathyst]

BEKKATHYST SUMMER 2018 GIVEAWAY

~This giveaway is in no way affiliated with Tumblr.~

Please read thoroughly before entering!

Hello lovely Tumblr folk! It’s that time again- I have a giveaway for you all. We really want to give back to you guys after all the support you’ve shown during a dificult time for us. THANK YOU! 

All these items came from my shop.

What you get:

$50 credit that can be applied to anything in my shop.

soapstone mortar and pestle

double pointed rose quartz wand

ammonite fossil

rough smoky citrine

amethyst cluster

amethyst cluster with calcite

elestial amethyst

labradorite freeform

river tumbled malachite

amethyst moon carving

fluorite octahedron

petrified wood slice

2 pieces of rough black tourmaline

tumbled stones

AND MORE! 

This has a retail value of $225 in addition to the $50 shop credit!

Rules:

You must be 16 or older. (If under 18 you MUST have parent’s permission)

You don’t have to live in the US to join!

You must be following me, so you can get updates if anything about the giveaway changes.

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Please don’t spam people with reblogs- limit 2 reblogs per blog per day.  

Each entry will be assigned a number and the winner will be chosen by a random number generator.

The giveaway ends Saturday, August 25th at 6 pm Pacific time.

The winner will be messaged and must respond with their full name and address within 24 hours, or a new winner will be chosen.

Please respect me and my rules, and have fun!

[author-at-work]

People who say oof are not to be trusted

[demilypyro]

good thing this here internet box exists. back in the 12th century or whatever i would have had to shout my bullshit from the window

[demilypyro]

me hanging out my window in the dead of night, 1127 AD: I HAVE TWELVE TOES AND SEVEN EYES

a guardsman, already aiming for my nuts with his crossbow: SHUT YON FUCKETH MOUTH

[pussysoupforthesoul-deactivated]

there’s apparently beef that happens between fraternal and identical twin communities n i think that’s funny n just the type of pettiness i like lol

[pussysoupforthesoul-deactivated]

identical twins: “omg fraternal twins don’t even count as real twins!”

fraternal twins: “ugh identical twins r creepy n have no individuality!”

me, a non twin: “LET EM KNOW”

[author-at-work]

You know sometimes you gotta read some tentacle sex, write about a murderer, and call it day.

[romanwrites]

Writing Prompt #1

“It takes a child to start a revolution.”

[author-at-work]

Do you ever I get so excited you reach up and grab your boob bc you have nothing else to do with your hands?

[author-at-work]

Either my tits are getting bigger or I just dislocated a rib 

[alteanroyals]

All i want in life is for the Paladins to go back to Earth and find out that Colleen Holt has taken over the Garrison and she is the resistance leader and everyone responds to her now

and Iverson is like a little puppy following her around because he is afraid of her

[sugarseros-deactivated20221026]

lauren,,,, joaquim,,,, please tell me you guys have this planned,,,,, pl e a s e,,,,,

[hihereami]

YES PLEASE YES ´PLEASE

if not, just read ‘’Duality’’ series by  @squirenonny 

you won’t be dissapointed with nonny’s Colleen 

[gatorademachinegun]

HELLO HELLO I COULD USE A LITTLE HELP FRIENDS! 

Please vote on this strawpoll to help me work out the kinks of my new prophecy blog!

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