Noul

they/them nerd surviving their 20s My game! My website!

[rtrixie]

Welcome to the future, where you don’t own anything and the stuff you rent stops working once your phone has no signal.

[rickjameskinkshame]

App powered car? 🤦‍♀️

[rtrixie]

I wish people remembered the age old wisdom that if something doesn’t absolutely require an Internet connection to function, it shouldn’t be connected to the internet - same goes for apps.

[rtrixie]

WHY IS A CATFOOD DISPENSER CONNECTED TO THE INTERNET

[eeveelutionsforequality]

Sometimes I’m glad that I’m too poor for my “cool future stuff” monkey brain to be set loose to buy stupid shit like this.

[solarpunkcast]

please please please do not buy into the Internet of Things. Digital displays for appliances are one thing, but you shouldn’t need the fucking internet to do your laundry or use the fridge.

[mornington-the-crescent]

[bonesbeetle]

i love when SCP photos are clearly just taken by the author. ohhh fuck it's the some-guy-in-his-shower entity!!

[kiyomitakada]

people who dont maintag: here is a full analysis of a scene where i write out what each character considered the situation to be, why their pasts made them react the way they did, and why the eventual misunderstanding was as avoidable as it was inevitable… #rambles #idk if this means anything so i wont spam tags ^^;

people who do maintag: i hate blorbo #blorbo #from my shows

[monotcchi]

this text post felt very farcille-core :")

[uncahier]

Calvin really was the voice of his generation. His generation just doesn’t like to admit it.

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

I will NEVER deactivate. and how DARE you

[themansionsofscience]

Algebra is the offer made by the devil to the mathematician. The devil says: I will give you this powerful machine, and it will answer any question you like. All you need to do is give me your soul; give up geometry and you will have this marvelous machine. - M. F. Atiyah Accurate?!

[algebraic-dumbass]

the devil: “nyeheheh, so here’s the deal, you get algebra and in exch-” the mathematician: “yep ok i take it” “wait i haven’t fini-” “gimmie the functor” “wait wait wait there’s a condition, you have GIVEN UP GEOMETRY!! NO MORE SHAPES!!! ONLY ABSTRACT NONSENSE” “…what do you mean, this functor here is a shape” “what” “this is geometry” “…no??” “it literally is” “you don’t even have points?!” “the points are arrows Hom(-,A) -> F corresponding to F(A) by yo-”

“i give up on you people”

[shnowyfox]

it would be so awesome

it would be so cool

[manny-jacinto]

legend 🙌

[remakesihavetoremake-deactivate]

I know everybodys talking about the article but its this tweet itself that makes me lose my shit

[loismacgiver-deactivated2018061]

tinder link in bio.

[swoopyswish]

the replies:

[newtgeiszler]

*tapes scissors to my dick* why won’t anyone fuck me, edward scissordick?

[funnelcloudd]

[probably-crazy-writer]

I’m sobbing

[kleefkruid]

I love going trough the notes every time bc there’s always someone in the notes insisting we’re all mean and that you can just wear thick dish gloves over your fake nails as if I wouldn’t assume you’re going to Patrick Bateman my ass if you walked into the bedroom with claws and yellow rubber gloves

[ballzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz]

[ihavemace]

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

her pussy

[transfeminine-anarcho-post-egg]

OUTTA MY WAY IM BOUT TO GE- ouchie. Ouch. Ouchie.

[gigglepuffpixie]

get back here and share that with the class

[geekysteven]

A common theme in science fiction is that if you're in space, don't trust a corporation. And Earth is in space

[boccher]

i think every british journalist should just be gunned down

[maidthings]

On the small soggy wet archipelago that makes up the modern day united kingdom, sunny days are a rare phenomenon. As such, the peoples of england cherish each and every one, even going so far as to write songs about them in their local music. With sunlight in such high demand, to block it deliberately is nigh unthinkable, hence their cultural confusion at the invention of the parasol.

[enameledcoppergirl]

Hookup culture is so convoluted these days and I don't meant that in a way that is dismissive of the act in of itself but rather that you used to be able to just have a few drinks with a girl and then she'd put her eggs in you or vice versa nd then maybe you'd stack colored pebbles together for a few hours but nowadays she always has to try and poison your wine which I suppose I can't really complain about because I also try to poison hers while slipping antidote into mine but she does the same so we get mad at each other and grapple for a while and then she stings me with her stinger or injects venom into me with her fangs or what have you and THEN finally gets to the oviposition. It all just feels a bit overcomplicated to me and you can't even stack colored pebbles afterwards because you're still paralyzed from the venom

[victusinveritas]

[fucktoyfelix]

Telling someone 'no' when you have a boundary is actually doing them a huge favor. Cool people will love you for this. People who are angry or weird about this are not worth caring about at all, and they are the ones being rude to YOU no matter what anyone says.

[yb-cringe]

everyone clap for friends that are animals. make it so easy to send u any post ever. bunny on the dash ? oh good thats going to my bunny friend. deer? ahhh yes. mny friend deer my good friend the real deer. you get this . and every time theyre like yesss #my me

[dogpuppy]