Janelle being weird

rants, ramblings, poems, novel excerpts, and links to my long blogs. also...randomness.

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My new #Tool album finally showed up! #bejealousbitches The case plays a video and I'm in love! The booklet contains lyrics. I'm pretty sure that's a first. https://www.instagram.com/p/B5YqbPvAO89/?igshid=1m12jzigo9rpj

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Him: Do you want to cut the pizza? Me: Ok. Do you want 8 or 12 slices? Him: 13. Me: You know I'll do it. Him: I meant 13 even slices. Me: Next time... https://www.instagram.com/p/B4G6FTqHnM9/?igshid=1nqnreqerz9od

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#amcooking #DoubledStuffedItalianBalls #amwriting #EatMyBallsCookbook #IveGotBigMeatyBalls #MenWomenAndChildrenAllClamorForMyBalls #NoTesticlesWereHarmedInTheMakingOfThisCookbook #IHaveTheBestBalls #EveryoneWantsMyBalls #PopMyBallsInYourMouth #EveryoneLovesMyBalls #MyBallsTasteBetterThanYours #StuffMyBallsIntoYourFaceHole #IveGotBallsForDays #YouKnowYouWantMyBallsInYourMouth #EatMyBallsAndLickYourFingers https://www.instagram.com/p/B26yM06glx9/?igshid=96kykccuf4fl

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#amcooking #MacAndCheeseBalls #amwriting #EatMyBallsCookbook #IHaveTheBestBalls #EveryoneLovesMyBalls #MyBallsTasteBetterThanYours #IveGotBallsForDays #PopMyBallsInYourMouth #EveryoneWantsMyBalls #YouKnowYouWantMyBallsInYourMouth #EatMyBallsAndYouWillLoveThemToo #MyBallsWillMakeYourMouthOrgasm #NoTesticlesWereHarmedInTheMakingOfThisCookbook #comingsoon #EatMyBalls https://www.instagram.com/p/B26w_Mqg06P/?igshid=16zs57yoq992b

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I'm at #ShowMeYourBooksKC and the lovely writing team, RL Kenderson, was kind enough to trade me a handful of their cock suckers for a handful of my balls. We all put them in our mouths right away. Yum! #EatMyBallsCookbook #comingsoon (at Marriott Muehlebach) https://www.instagram.com/p/B2rtSfVADx9/?igshid=1d2cf3kws57b6

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Cheesecake Balls #amwriting #EatMyBallsCookbook #MyBallsAreSoTasty #PopMyBallsInYourMouth #EveryoneLovesMyBalls #IHaveTheBestBalls #EveryoneWantsMyBalls #MyBallsTasteBetterThanYours #YouKnowYouWantMyBallsInYourMouth https://www.instagram.com/p/B2F7cEaAWdH/?igshid=1sqfb41sj06ch

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#amcooking #BaconWrappedFigs #amwriting #EatMyBallsCookbook #TheyNeedAFunnyName #MyBallsAreSoTasty #LickYourFingers #BaconMakesEverythingBetter #YouKnowYouWantMyBallsInYourMouth #EveryoneLovesMyBalls #IHaveTheBestBalls #MyBallsTasteBetterThanYours https://www.instagram.com/p/B2EzcioASdo/?igshid=678mw5x19ynp

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I ordered my physical copy of #FearInoculum #Finally #TheyPrintedMoreCopies but they're only selling them until midnight tonight! https://www.instagram.com/p/B2C0PstA66l/?igshid=nvkjwpj3dxfl

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Good news? The new #Tool album is available on Amazon. It's $170 for a physical copy. #wtf #PrintMoreCDs #WeWantTheAlbumArtNotJustTheMusic https://www.instagram.com/p/B10Qt3Qgwbr/?igshid=1k4acwpxa5mav

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#amcooking #ChipBalls #amwriting #EatMyBallsCookbook #MyBallsAreSoTasty #EveryoneLovesMyBalls #IHaveTheBestBalls #IveGotBallsForDays #PopMyBallsInYourMouth #EveryoneWantsMyBalls #EatMyBallsAndYouWillLoveThemToo #MyBallsAreSoTasty #SaltyChocolateBalls https://www.instagram.com/p/B1vKL1kg-OI/?igshid=qcjc2mgtiyqg

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#amcooking #MeatloafBalls #amwriting #EatMyBallsCookbook #MyBallsAreSoTasty #IForgotToTakePicsBeforeEating #IHaveTheBestBalls #YouKnowYouWantMyBallsInYourMouth #EveryoneLovesMyBalls #MyBallsTasteBetterThanYours #EveryoneWantsToEatMyYummyBalls https://www.instagram.com/p/B1vF8xrgxpW/?igshid=usjsl8qcmik3

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#amcooking #PeanutButterBalls #amwriting #EatMyBallsCookbook #MyBallsAreSoTasty #IHaveTheBestBalls #EveryoneWantsMyBalls #PopMyBallsInYourMouth #EveryoneLovesMyBalls #YouKnowYouWantMyBallsInYourMouth #IHaveTheBestBalls #EatMyBallsAndYouWillLoveThemToo https://www.instagram.com/p/B1stNlig8W2/?igshid=1fb6dxttmk4vo

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#amcooking #amwriting #EatMyBallsCookbook #WallToWallBalls #IveGotBallsForDays #YouKnowYouWantMyBallsInYourMouth #IHaveTheBestBalls #EveryoneLovesMyBalls #PopMyBallsInYourMouth https://www.instagram.com/p/B1srkdaApBI/?igshid=1oyr6xdsuxkk7

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BBQ Bacon Burger Balls #EatMyBalls #amcooking #amwriting #EatMyBallsCookbook #IHaveTheBestBalls #EveryoneLovesMyBalls #MyBallsAreSoTasty #EveryoneWantsMyBalls #MyBallsTasteBetterThanYours #MyBallsAreSoAmazingTheySurpriseThemselves #PopMyBallsInYourMouth #YouKnowYouWantMyBallsInYourMouth https://www.instagram.com/p/Bw-OENUgKml/?igshid=m7vr7p7epwup

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Corn Holes #amcooking #amwriting #EatMyBalls #EatMyBallsCookbook #comingsoon #EveryoneLovesMyBalls #IHaveTheBestBalls #EveryoneWantsMyBalls #PopMyBallsInYourMouth #MyBallsAreSoTasty #YouKnowYouWantMyBallsInYourMouth #MyBallsTasteBestWithChili #DonutHoleCornbread https://www.instagram.com/p/Bw7WC1FgCa0/?igshid=1v7rnfds1dey7

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Salted Caramel Apple Balls #EatMyBalls #EatMyBallsCookbook #comingsoon #MyBallsAreSoTasty #IHaveTheBestBalls #EveryoneLovesMyBalls #EveryoneWantsMyBalls #PopMyBallsInYourMouth #MyBallsTasteBetterThanYours #AnAppleADay #JustAdmitIt #YouKnowYouWantMyBallsInYourMouth https://www.instagram.com/p/Bw7RsMmgTdT/?igshid=9fe2xm29xrxz

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I've kept this quite and this is my first public post about it, but I'm getting divorced. I'm finally free from the Hell I lived in for years. I got served my divorce papers today and I can't stop smiling! I'm so excited to move on with my life, surrounded by the love and camaraderie of the people who've supported me through this difficult time in my life. Things can only get better, and I can see that they will get so much better from here. I'm joyous to know that in 6 short weeks, I'll be permanently severed from that selfish, abusive asshole. I'm finally free to experience the joy that I deserve. 😃❤😊 https://www.instagram.com/p/BvfiM5YgqRb/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1o8jhfqur9r4g