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@autistic-boimler
Check out the Lower Decks community on Discord - hang out with 14 other members and enjoy free voice and text chat.
Join my discord 🥰 it’s not very active due to being new and not having many members and there isn’t many emojis due to lack of pictures I can find of the gang 😔💔 but I’d appreciate it and wanna make friends
(If link doesn’t work lmk I’ll send you a new one)
Mariner: Yeah, I find it quite emotional. In like a cool way.
T’Lyn: Did you just say it makes you cry in a cool way?
Boimler: So the other day I sent Tendi out to get us some gas.
Boimler: And instead of getting gas, she got us novelty cookie cutters.
Boimler: Now everything we eat is shaped like a dinosaur.
Boimler: …
Boimler: I love them so much.
Tendi, taping a knife onto a Roomba: Be free, my child.
Boimler, entering the room with a small cut on their ankle: Who the f-
Boimler: Mariner just insisted Rutherford and I remember a code word in case we’re ever confronted by her clone or a cyborg doppelgänger and we’re not sure which is the real her and which is the imposter.
Boimler: Some friend groups have a fire escape plan, but not us.
Tendi: What do you think Mariner will do for a distraction?
Boimler: She’ll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That's what I would do.
*Building explodes and several car alarms go off*
Boimler: ...or she could do that.
Mariner: I’d kill someone if you asked me to.
Jennifer: I’m pretty sure you’d kill someone even if I didn’t ask you to.
T’Lyn: All of your existences are confusing.
The Squad: How so?
T’Lyn: Your presence is annoying, but the thought of anything bad happening to any of you upsets me.
Mariner: I think it's time to start fucking some shit up.
Boimler: Oh no.
Mariner: More like "oh yes!"
Mariner: How would you like your pancakes?
T’Lyn: Plain.
Tendi: With sprinkles!
Boimler: Chocolate chips.
Rutherford: Potatoes.
*Boimler, T’Lyn, and Tendi look at Rutherford*
Rutherford: What? They're good.
T’Lyn: I assume you realize that this kind of idiocy will not be tolerated in this house.
Mariner: Is there any kind of idiocy you would be more comfortable with?
Mariner, shooing Boimler away: Can you go be depressed over there? You’re bumming out my whole area.
Mariner: Two years ago, I married my best friend.
Mariner: Jennifer is still mad about it, but me and Boimler were drunk and thought it was funny.
Mariner: Subs are so fun to play with. All you have to do is hint at what you might do, back them into a corner with a look, or grab their wrist in a certain way and they're a wide-eyed mess.
Boimler: What the fuck kind of Subway are you going to?
Rutherford: Substitute teachers deal with so much shit.
Tendi: Guys.
*Rutherford falls through the ceiling, landing near Boimler*
Boimler: Hey, Rutherford!
Rutherford: Hey, Boimler!
Rutherford: …that hurt.
Mariner: It’s nice to be wanted, you know?
Boimler: Not by the law!
Boimler: Sometimes, I don’t realize an event was traumatic until I tell it as a funny story and notice everyone is staring at me weird.