Dolls & Robots & Crochet & Nonsense

She/Her Aspiring autonomous robotic lifeform and robot fangirl trash; Sometimes I make things

[date-everything-confession-booth]

hot take: i CAN’T STAND chance x lux. no hate to people who enjoy it, ofc!! it just makes me mad uncomfortable and i also just don’t get the hype for the dynamic 💔 it also doesn’t help that chance if my fav character and lux is my least fav. also also, chance is decently implied to have been bullied in the past by the other dateables, and i have high suspicion one of chance’s bullies was lux

so uhh yea, i am not a fan of chance x lux and likely will never like it

-Freaky Chance Anon

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[autobotsparklight]

My newest video game crush being an anthropomorphic D20 man who's a TTRPG nerd with Matt Mercer's voice and a role play kink was not on my 2025 bingo card, but here we are. I am like 50/50 on either immediately dragging this hot-ass nerd off to do unmentionable things to him in the other sheets or wanting another 40 hours of just playing G&G with him and having him be all excited and sweet and actually so fucking good at DMing that I was more interested in that than finishing the game itself. I would actually, genuinely pay money for a DLC that was just further adventures with Chance's DMing and a shitload of innuendo in between, but but maybe that's just because, like other people, I've gotten a taste of Matt Mercer DMing for me one on one and it has unexpectedly Done Things to my brain. (I don't even currently PLAY TTRPGS IRL, y'all, I'm just a filthy Actual Play enjoyer with a continent-sized crush on Matthew Motherfucking Mercer and his beautiful mind.)

I'll be fr, though, I really, really want someone to come up with more G&G character class names and shit, because we're all definitely writing the forever DM gets to be a player for once fics and we need more classes and mechanics to work with. I'm in the middle of a Thing and struggling not to just lapse into D&D terms for everything because I'm not creative enough to come up with alternative ones.

[autobotsparklight]

TFCon Baltimore haul! Ft. Way Too Many Keychains, a Pretender Jazz (with a more fitting human skin tone!) from Casey Coller, double Scourge action, the Legacy Chase my BFF got me, and the Blokees Jazz that was gifted to me by a random stranger/fellow con-goer who saw me in my Jazz cosplay and just decided that I should have him. Not pictured are the autographs I got from Bumper Robinson, Michael Bell, and FRANK fecking WELKER.

Probably spent way too much money, and I'm not entirely sure how I'm going to fit 10 new pins and 20(!!!) new keychains on the robot nerd bag of doom, but I'll figure it out. Some of the pins, stickers, and keychains were trades with very awesome artists for some of the cross-stitched keychains I made, and I am very, very thankful to them for being so cool!

(You might notice a bit of a theme for the merch I bought, and I'm not sorry. I will never not buy More Jazz Merch if it is presented to me.)

[nicecream]

[keferon]

Guys they’re. They’re speaking doorwings

Tf one gave me Jazz with wings so now I’m giving you more of Jazz with wings~

[autobotsparklight]

I couldn't stop giggling like a child at that one stupid joke, so I present the new dumbest thing I've made thus far. (With apologies to CR as a whole, the etsy seller from whom I purchased a very nice cross stitch pattern for the sole purpose of using part of it for this nonsense, and anyone out there who's actually good at cross-stitching.)

[andoutofharm]

and though I know how much you hate this

are you gonna be the one to save us

from the black and hopeless feeling?

will you mean it when the end comes reeling?

deadpool/wolverine + bulletproof heart (my chemical romance)

[coolranchdavidian]

This interview is so good. He admits the Ghoul is sexy but was still surprised at our the reaction.

Fellow voice kink peeps, this will also be a great listen for you.

[autobotsparklight]

I want to slap the shit out of whoever told him that he "didn't have the looks" and needed to lose the accent. I know LA is fucking terrible for people's self-esteem with all of the shallow bullshit but jesus christ, the thought of someone saying that shit to the man's face pisses me off. The absolute goddamn nerve of putting that kind of horseshit in this beautiful man's head, I fucking cannot believe.

And Cooper lore! Swear to god I would listen to HOURS of him just talking about what's in his head for Cooper Howard Backstory. He always, always has just the most fascinating ideas about who the people he's playing are and what makes them tick. (Where is he from, Walton? WHERE IS HE FROM?)

[autobotsparklight]

The Cooper Howard brainrot is SO deep-seated at this point. I just cracked myself up with the idea of a Ghoul edit, but set to "Why'd You Come In Here Lookin' Like That" instead of any of the stuff people have already used to death. Give that sexy irradiated cowpoke some country besides Save A Horse, Ride A Cowboy, y'all.

[lordofthemushrooms]

Imagine not loving Maximus. Cringe fail king. Never makes the right decisions. Quite literally Lucy’s knight in shining armor. Doesn’t know what sex is. Stole his power armor from an asshole. Cannot use his power armor properly.

His loser boy personality has captivated me

[bloominglegumes]

my brain is fried no caption no context i just like them

[timeladyshayde]

[ghoulfuckersincorporated]

Being a ghoul makes everyone ten times hotter. Sorry, I don't make the rules.

[autobotsparklight]

Fallout has fully eaten my brain again since the series dropped, so have this diorama I've been working on for weeks now. 3D printed and painted furniture, signs and minis with brick work and corrugated roofing made of foam and cardboard, and ground flocking of fake moss I threw in my spice grinder. It's still a little rough but I am fully over poking at it any further and have moved on to calling it good enough for me.

[autobotsparklight]

This is an absolutely terrible photo, but I found the coolest thing! Original animation cel of my boy Gunmax! I'm not totally sure which episode it's from, but I had to have it when I found it because obviously. I don't really think I could have asked for a much better one tbh, I love this so much. I need to get a frame for him so I can hang him up with all of the Transformers art I already have on my wall-right now he's still inside the sleeve inside another sleeve inside a flattened fedex box that he was shipped in, minus the outer envelope.

[autobotsparklight]

So I completely forgot to post this when I was finished, but I finally figured out what the hell I wanted to do with that wrecked Animated Jazz I bought. I'm not gonna call him good, but he's certainly something. I picked Hightail Creations's Axer/Axor head for him because it's a really fuckin good head and there are no rules saying I can't use it to make a random new guy. I decided to call him Straightaway, and like Riot (my other OC dude), he's a pro racer with an obnoxious colour palette.

[autobotsparklight]

POV: that thing with Blurr and Shockwave ended very differently, and you just called him "Zippy" for the last time.

(AKA, I just got my hands on an Animated Shockwave and realized that he matched my custom Vortex Blurr and went "what if Blurr defected instead of getting cubed?")

[autobotsparklight]

Got a new project for customizing! Sometimes you come across a thing on ebay and just REALLY have to wonder what the story behind it is. I found this guy on there a couple months ago, yellowed almost as badly as the horribly multicoloured Downshift I saw someone talking about last year, headless, scratched, legs on the wrong sides (somehow!), and sitting there for IDK how long. I kept going back and looking at him not being bought, and eventually, well...

Here he is. I know it's silly to feel bad for an inanimate object. I KNOW. But man, he looked so sad to me, all alone and unwanted for months, at least. About the only bits of him that are still the original colour are the center of the chest that was covered by the hood flap and the underside of the chest/bumper section. I'm not sure exactly who I'm going to make him into but I'm giving the sad lad a second chance as something other than spare parts. I am a soft, sentimental goober who assigns entirely too much emotional value to toys, so I'm very happy to have rescued him from sitting there forever.

(I really, REALLY want to know how this happened, though, because my man is looking dangerously cheesy there.)