House of the Divine Machine

mechpuppylosersisters ⚧ tma ⚧ it/she ⚧ handle with care

[heavensenthousepet]

[theyhitthe2ndtower]

everything is a ploy by big suicide to make me commit suicide

[youmegravity]

Constantly accusing trans women of grooming is particularly heinous because you can use any genuine attempt to help and support others as 'evidence'

[youmegravity]

Sharing resources is grooming. Supporting each other is grooming. Warning others of transmisogynists is grooming. Making friends is grooming. Wanting a better future is grooming. Openly existing as a trans woman is grooming

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

"trying to draw other people close to you in any way is nefarious and suspicious, because you are nefarious and suspicious"

[charl0ttan]

do u think ragatha fucks like a plushie or like a beanbag

[mint-swirl]

two things which famously do not fuck

[minttttttttttttttttttttttttttt]

what you don't know could fill a library

[cuppydogshane]

all the rights that come with marriage you should be able to have without marriage btw. you should be able to designate a person who can visit you in the hospital regardless of your relationship to that person.

[soup-mother]

Fossil records indicate "Americans" have been coming onto people's posts to do this shit since at least the late Devonian period. Despite the evolutionary pressures to the contrary, they have never learned that it's fucking annoying.

[soup-mother]

The forbidden chicken salt in pasta water technology

[puppygirllaika]

"X did nothing wrong" actually no, X did a lot of things wrong. X fucked up. But I also know that people like X live their lives under a microscope, and that accusations against them tend to get magnified by bias both conscious and unconscious alike, and frankly it scares the crap out of me that you have not only chosen not to question what you've heard, but that you are seeking such drastically disproportionate vengeance on a total stranger. that's not normal.

[puppygirllaika]

this post has generated a staggering number of comments/replies/asks all saying some version of "Nice try laundering your argument, but we all know you're talking about [specific person], and i hate you for defending them." and literally none of them have correctly identified who i was thinking about when I wrote this, but all of them have named a trans woman as said specific person.

[maidthings]

people dont realize how grim the actual statistics are, by the time they're calling "GUARDS", 94% of princesses wind up in some kind of panel 2 scenario

[monidoll]

yeah ok [splits you into several smaller girls representing different aspects of yourself]

[heavensenthousepet]

🐕 old-dog

neuroplasticity is a scam these fucking designer kibble pampered newgens invented to earn themselves more toys who even needs new tricks anyway

[crabanarchy]

the number one rule of burger photography is the closer you are to the burger, the worse it looks. Extrapolating, the most appetizing burger is the one you cannot see - the implied burger, the burger of your mind

[achillesinhighheels]

[k1ntsug1-r0b0t-g1rl]

I'm not mourning my teenage years because i falsely believe all girls have a magical adolescence I'm fucking mourning it because i didn't get to be a real person. I'm really fucking glad you can talk about how being a teenager wasn't perfect, i didn't exist.

[calamity-corner]

idk i just don't think monogamous people should be writing about polyamory. i kinda don't give a shit about your opinions on it. delete your stupid article

[calamity-corner]

like oh have poly tranny dykes just had it too good lately? do we need to remind them that their relationships are actually #problematic? really gotta knock them down a peg huh? should we invite fox news?

[calamity-corner]

SHOULD WE INVITE THE FUCKING PUPPYGIRL

[halochewer]

canadas funniest home videos "top 10 dog mag dump compilatiob" [BANNED] [LOST MEDIA]

[stupidestasshole]

you just sucked up all of my precious bullets into your stupid dog. asshole